Posted on 10/26/2008 9:16:54 PM PDT by writer33
It's time to go vote tomorrow, and I just can't think of a reason to not vote for Obama/Biden.
Below is my life story, showing you why it's time that I get my cut:
I was born a poor, white child in the back of a Ford Pinto-or maybe just conceived-behind Wal-Mart in Corpus Christi, Texas. There I languished in the public school system, being forced to eat nothing but Spam and Deviled Eggs while awaiting LBJ’s “War On Poverty” to pull me out of the Corpus Christi ghetto. Painfully, I suffered under President Ronald Reagan’s jackboots. I agonized year after year that government would raise me from the ashes of poverty. Luckily, a sympathetic liberal teacher helped me get into the local community college. After only taking six years to get my Associates Degree, I finally realized that Bush was indeed the devil, and that he was responsible for my plight in life. Then, a savior arose from Chicago land. He walked across the water and filled my soul with joy. For he was Barack Obama!
Now, armed with my degree, I work hand in hand with the Obama campaign to bring down Big Oil, Big Pharmaceutical, Wal-Mart, and all Republicans in the name of real change. I work hard to insure millions of poverty-stricken Americans, such as myself, will not have to endure Spam and the Reagan Revolution ever again. Instead, they will enjoy the spoils of caviar with the help of yet another minimum wage increase. I will not rest until minimum wage is $50.00 per hour. This is the life that I’ve chosen, and this is the motto I’ve taken.
Good point, alecqss. Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.
Elvis Presley's "In The Ghetto" and Paul Shanklin's "In A Yugo" popped into my brain when I read that. Nice work once again.
I wish I could've put that up, but you have to be careful with music. Thanks for reading, GOP Raider. I appreciate it. Glad you enjoyed it.
I have faith in conservatism. I don’t have faith in many of my fellow Americans. Let us not forget that there is such a thing as domestic enemies to our Constitutional liberties.
Very true.
” being forced to eat nothing but Spam and Deviled Eggs”
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I thought those were both on that food pyramid thing. I love both of those, but I’ve never tried them in the same meal, perhaps tomorrow! Fried spam, deviled eggs with relish and some tobasco on top! Multiple Bud Lights to round out the repast. Creamed herring for dessert. Yum!
We don’t know where he gets his clothes.
One reason for not voting for Obama is that he might be a Kenyan Muslim instead of a natural born American citizen. Why is it that this question is still unresolved at this late a date? Don’t the voters want to know who they’re voting for?
A French author described in his book Moi Thierry F., chômeur professionnel (I Thierry F., professional unemployed) how he has lived happily on public funds for 24 years by only ever working two years.
Now that sounds like heaven. Thanks, Rocky. I do appreciate it.
That settles it. Now I'm a Bob Barr supporter. :-)
Nope. Some of them don't.
This is excellent Chris. I remember the first time I heard Rush. A friend told me about this guy who had started broadcasting on the radio I should listen. It was like going home again and listening to my father, I have listened to him almost every day since.
BTTT
I get shivers just thinking about it.
Having had such a deprived and depraved childhood, I guess I should be on the dole. I don't know how I escaped it. I thank heaven for FDR, LBJ, JFK and WJC who made me what I am today.
Excuse me for a while while I go eat dinner......broiled lobster tail and Iranian caviar on the menu for me tonight.
Leni
What I really want to know... What was it like actually speaking with Rush?
Do that and you’ll become a biological hazard!
You'll likely be classified as a WMD after that...
“Spam and Deviled Eggs.”
Must be another T. Boone Pickens plan to perpetuate our Methane (Natural Gas) supply.
Which high school? Ray, Carrol, King, Miller, Moody, West OSO, Four Bluff?
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