” being forced to eat nothing but Spam and Deviled Eggs”
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I thought those were both on that food pyramid thing. I love both of those, but I’ve never tried them in the same meal, perhaps tomorrow! Fried spam, deviled eggs with relish and some tobasco on top! Multiple Bud Lights to round out the repast. Creamed herring for dessert. Yum!
Do that and you’ll become a biological hazard!
You'll likely be classified as a WMD after that...