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DUmmie FUnnies 10-03-08 (Sarah Palin's Debate Performance Enrages DUmmies)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 3, 2008 | P.J. Gladnick

Posted on 10/03/2008 8:01:21 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

So how did Sarah Palin do in last night's vice-presidential debate? One clue is the effusive praise that Dick Morris gave to her performance on FOX News as you can see in this VIDEO which includes some entertaining fireworks with Alan Colmes. Okay, keeping in mind that Morris thought Obama won his debate with McCain and seems pretty even-handed, is there a better barometer by which to judge Palin's performance? Yes, there is. The DUmmie-meter. As you can see in this THREAD titled, "I aplogize for calling Palin an idiot. Clearly that is not the case," the DUmmies are ENRAGED over Palin's performance which means she did incredibly well. See, now that Palin did an incredible job in the debate, they are now extremely angry at her for now being a big threat to their dream of putting their Obamassiah in the White House. So let us now watch the DUmmies enraged over Sarah Palin's debate performance in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still chortling over the wounds Dick Morris administered to Alan Colmes last night, is in the [brackets]:

I aplogize for calling Palin an idiot. Clearly that is not the case.

[Because now Palin is a THREAT to your vision of a Bolshevik America.]

She is a phony. A liar. A fake. A vile, hate spewing fiend. She just recited her list of lies with a snarky, sneering charm that makes Bush look good. I was surprised to find myself despising her more than McCain. She was insulting and condescending, disrespectful and rude. She's the second coming of Cheney, every bit as evil, but with crazy religious fundamentalism added to the mix. This vile woman must not be allowed to win. So she is not an idiot: she's just happy to be completely ignorant and incurious. She's aggressively ignorant, proud of it. To call her an idiot is to do a disservice to what she really is: evil.

[That paragraph is the best DUmmie tell yet that Palin performed fantastically. And now you are angry at her because she is a threat to all your DUmmie dreams.]

WE MUST WIN THIS ELECTION, PEOPLE. I think my brain will terminate its own synapses rather than being forced to listen to her loathsome ramblings. Send this woman back to Alaska and leave her there. We don't want her.

[Ah... I LOVE the smell of DUmmie desperation in the morning!]

She's a moron by choice. Not a terribly sharp knife to begin with, but this is chosen stupidity. Anyone who stands with that imbecilic, witch hunting Ferengi "preacher" )"In the name of JEEEEEEEEEEEBUS! In the name of JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBUS!) is a dolt by choice.

[Worried, eh? It's going to be FUn monitoring DUmmie land when the polls start going in the direction you don't want.]

She is the epitome of a cartoon-cowgirl, arrogant-ignorant American. And a goddamn liar. AND an idiot. I'm horrified.

[It's absolutely going to KILL the DUmmies to see Sarah take the oath of office on January, 20. That is assuming their heads haven't exploded by then.]

Her arrogance just blew me away.

[So will her taking the oath of office in January.]

Yeah, where the hell did she get off being so cocksure? It was almost amazing.

[What happened? The media assured us she would be like a deer in the headlights at that debate. DAMN HER SELF-CONFIDENCE!!!]

I have never seen such a blatant liar like her. It was disturbing.

[I guess you tuned out Joe Biden during the debate.]

There were times when I literally had to get up. I found her mocking insulting and extremely disrespectful. Every word out of her mouth was a lie and she was proud of it.

[Every word out of her mouth mocked your confidence in an Obama victory.]

She's a POWER-HUNGRY, IGNORANT NARCISSIST in the vein of Bush, only worse.

[Bad news. The Palin Derangement Syndrome treatment center is now full so you'll have to wait your turn for admission.]

She's BUSH and CHENEY rolled into one. And thus, she is very very dangerous.

[Dangerous. I LOVE it!!!]

Some people were feeling sorry for her cuz of interviews with Katie. I didn't. Now they know what she really is. A heartless cunning bitch

[Feel the painful lash of the Mighty Sarah!!!]

She is the most frightening candidate that we've ever had to come this close to the White House.

[May I send you a Sarah Palin Action Kewpie Doll?]

We should be very very afraid of the prospect of her as president.

[Better double up on your Depends.]

This woman is pure chilling. I am usually right on with the evil vibes and this one leaves me shaking she is so vile. What was with the stupid WINKS? Yuck. Now, what would be said if BIDEN had been the one winking? Wonder that. He won this debate HANDS DOWN. I am so proud to be a democrat.

[If Joe Biden won this debate HANDS DOWN, then why are you so worried about Sarah Palin? Hee! Hee!]

Her VOICE! That VOICE!!!!! I HATE IT!!!!

[SHE IS WOMAN! HEAR HER ROAR!!!]

A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN FOR ALL IF YOU VOTE FOR MCCAIN/PALIN!

[I want my bucket to be original recipe KFC.]

And she's just a typical small town American. Doesn't speak well for small towns, does it?

[Thanx for just writing off a few million voters.]

she embodies nearly everything I loathe in this life. Stunning. She is an appalling disgrace, and is hateful. Just hateful on every level.

[PDS is even more fun to watch than BDS.]

I don't like her any more than I did before, but I felt like she did an OK job. But when she did that winking thing, my husband said, "We have to get this bitch, she's evil." Not sure why the winking set him off, but he is still bitching about it this morning.

[It is a scientific fact that a Palin wink is enough to set off an attack of Democrat Rage Virus.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: biden; debate; dummies; palin; sarahpalin
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To: PJ-Comix
"A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN FOR ALL IF YOU VOTE FOR MCCAIN/PALIN!"

LOUSEY FREEPER TROLL!!!!!!! and a RACIST one too.

41 posted on 10/03/2008 8:30:22 AM PDT by skimask (Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience)
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To: allmendream

Thanks for the post. Anybody got a video link?


42 posted on 10/03/2008 8:31:50 AM PDT by sarasota
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To: netmilsmom

I was thinking along the same lines. Her husband probably secretly lusts after Governor Palin. Can you blame him? It must be very difficult to be married to someone so filled with hate, then when a connection is made through a wink it is easy to be swept away.

Or, another theory could be that he is so confused by feeling any emotion after being dead inside for so long, that he must translate it into hate, in order to quickly get back to the comfort of feeling dead inside.


43 posted on 10/03/2008 8:32:44 AM PDT by CSM ("Conservobabes are hot. Libitches are not." - stolen from rightinthemiddle)
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To: All

She has camera experience, like Reagan, and it shows. And isn’t it interesting that both her and Reagan were sports reporters.


44 posted on 10/03/2008 8:33:04 AM PDT by Terry Mross
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To: N. Theknow

She has the Halliburton blood group tattooed under her arm.


45 posted on 10/03/2008 8:33:09 AM PDT by Petronski (Please pray for the success of McCain and Palin. Every day, whenever you pray.)
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To: PJ-Comix
There were times when I literally had to get up,

I'm glad he clarified that. If he had just set "I had to get up", I would have assumed he was talking figuratively.

/S

46 posted on 10/03/2008 8:34:59 AM PDT by Our man in washington
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To: sarasota
One of the Yortuk brothers...a wild and crazy guy.

Biden reminds me of a guy at high school who would hang out by the girls restroom every day.

47 posted on 10/03/2008 8:35:00 AM PDT by skimask (Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience)
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To: PJ-Comix
DUmmie comment: WE MUST WIN THIS ELECTION, PEOPLE. I think my brain will terminate its own synapses...

Your brain already has. You're a liberal and a DUmmie, aren't you?

48 posted on 10/03/2008 8:35:01 AM PDT by Allegra ( Go Sarah!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Interesting. I thought the DUmmies were all smug and confident knowing that their Marxist POS has got it sewn up.


49 posted on 10/03/2008 8:36:28 AM PDT by Marathoner (For the 1st time in years, I'm proud to be a Republican.)
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To: sarasota
LOL. It was from a skit on SNL with Helen Hunt. Tim Meadows said “and that is why God invented the skank” and nodded to Helen Hunt who nodded back. It was funny.
50 posted on 10/03/2008 8:37:09 AM PDT by allmendream (Sa-RAH! Sa-RAH! Sa-RAH! RAH RAH RAH! McCain/Palin2008)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wow, they are really scared in DU land....ha ha ha ha


51 posted on 10/03/2008 8:37:14 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Some days it is not worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Incorrigible

I hope so, I wouldn’t want her to be a Jedi. But I always saw Cheney as more a Dooku. Bush always seemed like Vader to me. But anyway..

/end geek moment


52 posted on 10/03/2008 8:37:26 AM PDT by Toki
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To: PJ-Comix
“She is the epitome of a cartoon-cowgirl, arrogant-ignorant American.”

See and all this time I thought they hated America, but I was wrong, America the place is fine, it's the people they can't stand.

53 posted on 10/03/2008 8:37:39 AM PDT by jpf (go phillies!)
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To: CSM

Not only is she filled with hate but she hasen’t shaved her arms or legs for over 10 years. Poor hubby.


54 posted on 10/03/2008 8:40:19 AM PDT by skimask (Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience)
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To: skimask

Ewww, I was already thinking that but wanted to get the visual out of my mind very quickly. Dang you for making it more permanent!

;-)


55 posted on 10/03/2008 8:44:28 AM PDT by CSM ("Conservobabes are hot. Libitches are not." - stolen from rightinthemiddle)
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To: PJ-Comix

What sets these people off is simple: optimism. They hated Bush for it. They hate Palin for it. They would have hated Reagan for it had they been out of diapers at the time. A message like “America is great and together we can do anything.” gives a lie to their pathetic excuses for not accomplishing anything. How dare these Conservatives say you can do anything if you put your mind to it in this country? How dare they imply that my unhappiness is my own fault? How dare they imply I just need to work harder? That, I believe, is at the root of the BDS or PDS. They cannot justify their own emo selves in the face of optimism and achievement.


56 posted on 10/03/2008 8:45:10 AM PDT by caseinpoint (Don't get thickly involved in thin things)
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To: PJ-Comix
Anyone who stands with that imbecilic, witch hunting Ferengi "preacher" )"In the name of JEEEEEEEEEEEBUS! In the name of JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBUS!) is a dolt by choice.

They just can't stop talking about that whacko Rev. Wright and how stupid Obambi is to have stayed in his so-called church.

57 posted on 10/03/2008 8:48:09 AM PDT by hsalaw ("Change is not a destination; hope is not a strategy.")
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To: PJ-Comix
Anyone who stands with that imbecilic, witch hunting Ferengi "preacher" )"In the name of JEEEEEEEEEEEBUS! In the name of JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBUS!) is a dolt by choice.

The DUmmies just can't stop talking about that whacko Rev. Wright and how stupid Obambi is to have stayed in his so-called church.

58 posted on 10/03/2008 8:48:23 AM PDT by hsalaw ("Change is not a destination; hope is not a strategy.")
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To: PJ-Comix
she embodies nearly everything I loathe in this life.

Here's the short list of "nearly everything" this DUmmie hates: she's an intelligent, hard-working, loving, Christian, heterosexual, family-oriented, conservative woman. And this DUmmie hates all of those things.

59 posted on 10/03/2008 8:52:33 AM PDT by hsalaw ("Change is not a destination; hope is not a strategy.")
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To: PJ-Comix
It all reminds me of the Gospels, where Jesus is just walking along doing His thing, and suddenly a demon-possessed person starts screaming their head off at Him.

There really is a spiritual element to their behavior - very scary. We're not just battling flesh here...

60 posted on 10/03/2008 8:53:21 AM PDT by meowmeow (In Loving Memory of Our Dear Viking Kitty (1987-2006))
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