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DUmmie FUnnies 10-03-08 (Sarah Palin's Debate Performance Enrages DUmmies)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 3, 2008 | P.J. Gladnick

Posted on 10/03/2008 8:01:21 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

So how did Sarah Palin do in last night's vice-presidential debate? One clue is the effusive praise that Dick Morris gave to her performance on FOX News as you can see in this VIDEO which includes some entertaining fireworks with Alan Colmes. Okay, keeping in mind that Morris thought Obama won his debate with McCain and seems pretty even-handed, is there a better barometer by which to judge Palin's performance? Yes, there is. The DUmmie-meter. As you can see in this THREAD titled, "I aplogize for calling Palin an idiot. Clearly that is not the case," the DUmmies are ENRAGED over Palin's performance which means she did incredibly well. See, now that Palin did an incredible job in the debate, they are now extremely angry at her for now being a big threat to their dream of putting their Obamassiah in the White House. So let us now watch the DUmmies enraged over Sarah Palin's debate performance in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still chortling over the wounds Dick Morris administered to Alan Colmes last night, is in the [brackets]:

I aplogize for calling Palin an idiot. Clearly that is not the case.

[Because now Palin is a THREAT to your vision of a Bolshevik America.]

She is a phony. A liar. A fake. A vile, hate spewing fiend. She just recited her list of lies with a snarky, sneering charm that makes Bush look good. I was surprised to find myself despising her more than McCain. She was insulting and condescending, disrespectful and rude. She's the second coming of Cheney, every bit as evil, but with crazy religious fundamentalism added to the mix. This vile woman must not be allowed to win. So she is not an idiot: she's just happy to be completely ignorant and incurious. She's aggressively ignorant, proud of it. To call her an idiot is to do a disservice to what she really is: evil.

[That paragraph is the best DUmmie tell yet that Palin performed fantastically. And now you are angry at her because she is a threat to all your DUmmie dreams.]

WE MUST WIN THIS ELECTION, PEOPLE. I think my brain will terminate its own synapses rather than being forced to listen to her loathsome ramblings. Send this woman back to Alaska and leave her there. We don't want her.

[Ah... I LOVE the smell of DUmmie desperation in the morning!]

She's a moron by choice. Not a terribly sharp knife to begin with, but this is chosen stupidity. Anyone who stands with that imbecilic, witch hunting Ferengi "preacher" )"In the name of JEEEEEEEEEEEBUS! In the name of JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBUS!) is a dolt by choice.

[Worried, eh? It's going to be FUn monitoring DUmmie land when the polls start going in the direction you don't want.]

She is the epitome of a cartoon-cowgirl, arrogant-ignorant American. And a goddamn liar. AND an idiot. I'm horrified.

[It's absolutely going to KILL the DUmmies to see Sarah take the oath of office on January, 20. That is assuming their heads haven't exploded by then.]

Her arrogance just blew me away.

[So will her taking the oath of office in January.]

Yeah, where the hell did she get off being so cocksure? It was almost amazing.

[What happened? The media assured us she would be like a deer in the headlights at that debate. DAMN HER SELF-CONFIDENCE!!!]

I have never seen such a blatant liar like her. It was disturbing.

[I guess you tuned out Joe Biden during the debate.]

There were times when I literally had to get up. I found her mocking insulting and extremely disrespectful. Every word out of her mouth was a lie and she was proud of it.

[Every word out of her mouth mocked your confidence in an Obama victory.]

She's a POWER-HUNGRY, IGNORANT NARCISSIST in the vein of Bush, only worse.

[Bad news. The Palin Derangement Syndrome treatment center is now full so you'll have to wait your turn for admission.]

She's BUSH and CHENEY rolled into one. And thus, she is very very dangerous.

[Dangerous. I LOVE it!!!]

Some people were feeling sorry for her cuz of interviews with Katie. I didn't. Now they know what she really is. A heartless cunning bitch

[Feel the painful lash of the Mighty Sarah!!!]

She is the most frightening candidate that we've ever had to come this close to the White House.

[May I send you a Sarah Palin Action Kewpie Doll?]

We should be very very afraid of the prospect of her as president.

[Better double up on your Depends.]

This woman is pure chilling. I am usually right on with the evil vibes and this one leaves me shaking she is so vile. What was with the stupid WINKS? Yuck. Now, what would be said if BIDEN had been the one winking? Wonder that. He won this debate HANDS DOWN. I am so proud to be a democrat.

[If Joe Biden won this debate HANDS DOWN, then why are you so worried about Sarah Palin? Hee! Hee!]

Her VOICE! That VOICE!!!!! I HATE IT!!!!

[SHE IS WOMAN! HEAR HER ROAR!!!]

A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN FOR ALL IF YOU VOTE FOR MCCAIN/PALIN!

[I want my bucket to be original recipe KFC.]

And she's just a typical small town American. Doesn't speak well for small towns, does it?

[Thanx for just writing off a few million voters.]

she embodies nearly everything I loathe in this life. Stunning. She is an appalling disgrace, and is hateful. Just hateful on every level.

[PDS is even more fun to watch than BDS.]

I don't like her any more than I did before, but I felt like she did an OK job. But when she did that winking thing, my husband said, "We have to get this bitch, she's evil." Not sure why the winking set him off, but he is still bitching about it this morning.

[It is a scientific fact that a Palin wink is enough to set off an attack of Democrat Rage Virus.]


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KEYWORDS: biden; debate; dummies; palin; sarahpalin
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To: PJ-Comix

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21 posted on 10/03/2008 8:17:28 AM PDT by chesley (I'm still alive, still employed, & still married. Life is GOOD)
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL The Libs are terrified of Governor Palin.


22 posted on 10/03/2008 8:19:00 AM PDT by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall cause you to vote against the Democrats.)
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To: PJ-Comix
lol, they probably think she is evil because she was actually starting to connect with what little good and logic that remains inside them. No one else has been able to do that, so they are repulsed. In their world right is wrong and wrong is right. They are confused little people and I feel really sorry for them. Every night I pray for their healing and sanity.
23 posted on 10/03/2008 8:19:16 AM PDT by FreeAtlanta (NOBAMA - it is for our future)
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To: KarlInOhio

How about “A 10 pound watermelon for all if you vote for Obama”?


24 posted on 10/03/2008 8:20:51 AM PDT by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall cause you to vote against the Democrats.)
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To: N. Theknow
So she is not an idiot: she's just happy to be completely ignorant and incurious. She's aggressively ignorant, proud of it. To call her an idiot is to do a disservice to what she really is: evil.

I love how they truly cannot figure out whether the Republicans they hate are dumb as boxes of rocks or some Bond-style super genius villains.

I think it goes back to an SNL skit on Reagan where they showed him as a dottering fool passing out jellybeans when visitors were in the Oval Office but able to calculate interest on funding for the Contras down to the nearest cent in his head when only his advisors were there.

25 posted on 10/03/2008 8:20:55 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (The $700B bail out is giving parachutes to bankers while we must keep our seat belts on and shut up.)
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To: PJ-Comix
A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN FOR ALL IF YOU VOTE FOR MCCAIN/PALIN!

I'll take mine extra crispy please.

26 posted on 10/03/2008 8:21:45 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (Stand up for Chuck. Go Sarah!)
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To: dead
Can somebody really be so stupid as to seriously post an "I hate her with all my heart because she's full of hate!" statement? I guess you can be an idiot to such a degree that you don't even realize you're an idiot, but it takes a special breed.

They do it all the time, and never seem to see the irony of it. On the rare occasion they do note the incongruity, it just makes them hate the target more for making them hate the target in the first place because of the target's "hate".

Hence, why they're called "DUmmies".

27 posted on 10/03/2008 8:21:57 AM PDT by kevkrom (Beware the "Blueshirts": Obama's own jack-booted thugs)
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To: PJ-Comix
Dude, get it right: It's PMS, Palin Madness Syndrome.
28 posted on 10/03/2008 8:23:26 AM PDT by Buggman (HebrewRoot.com - Baruch haBa b'Shem ADONAI!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I aplogize for calling Palin an idiot. Clearly that is not the case.

[Because now Palin is a THREAT to your vision of a Bolshevik America.]

The case is the DUmmies are idiots.


WE MUST WIN THIS ELECTION, PEOPLE. I think my brain will terminate its own synapses rather than being forced to listen to her loathsome ramblings. Send this woman back to Alaska and leave her there. We don't want her.

[Ah... I LOVE the smell of DUmmie desperation in the morning!]

That shouldn't take much to kill one brain cell!


Her arrogance just blew me away.

Now quit talking about gwen ifill that way.


She's BUSH and CHENEY rolled into one. And thus, she is very very dangerous.

[Dangerous. I LOVE it!!!]

Great news if the DUmmies are upset!!


Some people were feeling sorry for her cuz of interviews with Katie. I didn't. Now they know what she really is. A heartless cunning bitch

[Feel the painful lash of the Mighty Sarah!!!]

If katie colic hadn't used so many gotcha questions, everyone would have known Gov Palin better before the debate.


We should be very very afraid of the prospect of her as president.

[Better double up on your Depends.]

I am more afraid of the BOWEL Movement being POTUS.


And she's just a typical small town American. Doesn't speak well for small towns, does it?

[Thanx for just writing off a few million voters.]

Typical, bitter white person and will continue to cling to my God, religion and guns.

29 posted on 10/03/2008 8:23:44 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (PELOSI & REID = Worst congress ever.)
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To: PJ-Comix

If Dick Cheney is Darth Vader, does this make Sarah the first female Sith Lord?


30 posted on 10/03/2008 8:24:08 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix

“She is the most frightening candidate that we’ve ever had to come this close to the White House.”

Yep, expecting individuals to be responsible for their own lives is very frightening to the group think that begs for the Feds to run their lives for them.

These DUmmies are truly dilusional.


31 posted on 10/03/2008 8:24:26 AM PDT by CSM ("Conservobabes are hot. Libitches are not." - stolen from rightinthemiddle)
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To: sarasota
SNL's "Ladies Man"? "now we would all like to be with a beautiful super model, but for most of us that just isn't going to be a reality....that is why God invented the skank."
32 posted on 10/03/2008 8:24:49 AM PDT by allmendream (Sa-RAH! Sa-RAH! Sa-RAH! RAH RAH RAH! McCain/Palin2008)
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To: PJ-Comix
I wish when they said she lied, they would have elaborated.

Who would have thought a wink was evil. I guess being called dear by Ifill was not condescending.

They said they hate small town America - wow I did not know that ;->

33 posted on 10/03/2008 8:25:18 AM PDT by svcw (Great selection of gift baskets: http://baskettastic.com/)
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To: PJ-Comix
She's the second coming of Cheney

Yep. With better aim.

34 posted on 10/03/2008 8:26:05 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Go, Sonics! And take the Mariners with you.)
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To: dead
Can somebody really be so stupid as to seriously post an "I hate her with all my heart because she's full of hate!" statement?

I guess you can be an idiot to such a degree that you don't even realize you're an idiot, but it takes a special breed.

Welcome to the mind of the Barking Moonbat. Rational thought has no place in such a location. Clearly, the author of this diatribe is your typical Chardonnay-swilling, BMW-driving professional student living off of Mummy & Daddy's trust fund. You may not see too many in your section of New Jersey, but we're lousy with them here in Northern California.

35 posted on 10/03/2008 8:26:21 AM PDT by ssaftler (Obama in Berlin: Ich Bin Ein Empty Suit)
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To: listenhillary

That “wink” was code! It was a secret message to Cheney. And this guy is envious that he can’t break it down.


36 posted on 10/03/2008 8:26:57 AM PDT by Terry Mross
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To: MEGoody
How about “A 10 pound watermelon for all if you vote for Obama”?

How about just an A-10 for all O voters.


37 posted on 10/03/2008 8:28:07 AM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: SandyInSeattle
She's the second coming of Cheney

Yep. With better aim.

True. If she shoots you, it's because she meant to do so.

38 posted on 10/03/2008 8:28:42 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (Stand up for Chuck. Go Sarah!)
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To: dead

Hatred and conceit go hand-in-hand with those who want to take from some to give to others. They must hate those whom they wish to take from.....legal plunder is the term that applies here.


39 posted on 10/03/2008 8:29:24 AM PDT by Loud Mime (Liberalism is a Socialist Disease)
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To: PJ-Comix
I don't like her any more than I did before, but I felt like she did an OK job. But when she did that winking thing, my husband said, "We have to get this bitch, she's evil." Not sure why the winking set him off, but he is still bitching about it this morning.

Hubby got a stiffie from the wink and is trying to cover his embarrassment!!!!

I guess it worked because she is "not sure" what set him off. *snicker*

40 posted on 10/03/2008 8:30:08 AM PDT by netmilsmom ( Sorry, caribou, you've got to take one for the team.)
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