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DUmmie FUnnies 09-23-08 (DUmmie Drops Political Note Into Church Collection Basket)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 23, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/23/2008 7:35:40 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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1 posted on 09/23/2008 7:35:40 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 09/23/2008 7:37:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!))
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First? Top Ten?
nPING?

The chef is here. Good eats for everyone.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

3 posted on 09/23/2008 7:39:31 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: PJ-Comix

Long time but...TT


4 posted on 09/23/2008 7:40:24 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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Top 5!?


5 posted on 09/23/2008 7:40:32 AM PDT by CT-Freeper (Said the frequently disappointed but ever optimistic Mets fan.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10 for a change!


6 posted on 09/23/2008 7:41:36 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Sarah Palin is NOT worried about anything being above her pay grade!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top Ten!!!


7 posted on 09/23/2008 7:41:52 AM PDT by par4 (Scruting the inscrutable since the 20th century)
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Good grief! Can’t these people let politics go, even for a short couple of hours at church???

Now to read.


8 posted on 09/23/2008 7:41:58 AM PDT by Purrcival (Palin runs Alaska. Obama runs his mouth.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top ten. Back to read


9 posted on 09/23/2008 7:42:02 AM PDT by GQuagmire (Giggety,Giggety,Giggety)
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"Actually, I'm a Luciferian Satanist"

EEEEEK!!!!

10 posted on 09/23/2008 7:43:35 AM PDT by NoGrayZone (Michelle Obama...Queen of the Damned (courtesy of CougarGA7))
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For now, we have decided to donate all the money we would have donated to (-name of church-) in the next 2 months to the No on 8 campaign, to reflect our support of same-sex marriage.

This tells me the message was about marriage. If based on the Bible and not a political position it's not in violation of anything. Church teachings are based on the Bible and they have the right to teach its tenets.

Naturally, this "kid" was just getting his jollies so he could run home and post this. I'll be the couldn't wait to be the big hero on the DU block.

11 posted on 09/23/2008 7:45:20 AM PDT by bcsco (Sarah America! Ignore the lipstik at your peril!)
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To: PJ-Comix

No money to the church, more pizza(paid for by Mommy DUmmie)


12 posted on 09/23/2008 7:45:40 AM PDT by GQuagmire (Giggety,Giggety,Giggety)
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“I’m just taking my Mom because she’s 89 and can’t make it there on my own.”

I am calling this story BS. So he just happened to have a note pad and a pen handy and had enough time to write a lengthy note to drop into the offering plate.
Hmmmm, me thinks this is a steaming load of BS.


13 posted on 09/23/2008 7:46:43 AM PDT by Holicheese (Get up Tom Brady, get up! PLEASE!!)
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Hmmmmm....after reading the DUMmie’s note that he slipped into the collection plate, I’m wondering if his mother’s pastor was one of these pastor’s, recruited to preach sermons defying IRS regulations this past Sunday:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2008-05-09-pastors-irs_N.htm

Of course, if a Democrat candidate for office is speaking from the pulpit, it’s OK. So-called “separation of church and State” does not apply.


14 posted on 09/23/2008 7:47:52 AM PDT by Purrcival (Palin runs Alaska. Obama runs his mouth.)
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“I’ll be the couldn’t wait to be the big hero on the DU block.”

Yep. All that’s missing is how, in the “glad-handing-line” on the way out, he eriuditely argued and convinced the priest to vote Democrat.


15 posted on 09/23/2008 7:48:49 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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A major tenet of the United States Constitution is separation of church and state...

What an idiot.

16 posted on 09/23/2008 7:50:54 AM PDT by Petronski (Please pray for the success of McCain and Palin. Every day, whenever you pray.)
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To: Purrcival

We’ll see. Yesterday, I was reading there, and came across one thread. This DUer was trying to raise money for his walk against ovarian cancer.

I lost a very good friend to that disease, so I clicked and gave him some money.

Now if he reads this and finds out it was a freeper, we’ll see what he does. I’m hoping he’ll say “despite our political differences, I’m glad we can agree on fighting this deadly silent killer.”

He may say “I don’t want your blood money, you subhuman idiot!” Could go either way. We’ll see. I really hope it’s the first one. I like to think we all see each other as humans here.

Sorry, this post was a bit tangential...


17 posted on 09/23/2008 7:51:20 AM PDT by Our man in washington
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Eww, that’s creepy, isn’t it? Most DUmmies won’t acknowledge there is a God. This DUmmie acknowledges it and chooses to worship pure evil instead.


18 posted on 09/23/2008 7:53:10 AM PDT by Pinkbell (”This guy is a jerk, an arrogant jerk. A Jerk Messiah.” - Rush talking about Obama)
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I dropped this note into the collection basket at my Mom's church today

Either the dummie spent a long time writing and rewriting this screed before taking his 89 year old mother to church (not very likely), quickly scribbled a nasty note on a card and dropped it in the plate (pretty likely) or he daydreamed of writing a note while sitting through the service and then came back to DU to boast of his great deed in the hope of getting others to join him in his windmill tilting (most likely).

19 posted on 09/23/2008 7:53:47 AM PDT by par4 (Scruting the inscrutable since the 20th century)
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Turn them into the IRS

Presto change-o! You are now the IRS.

20 posted on 09/23/2008 7:55:26 AM PDT by Purrcival (Palin runs Alaska. Obama runs his mouth.)
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