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(Vanity, Satire) Barack Obama's latest fundraising letter
grey_whiskers ^ | 9-18-2008 | grey_whiskers

Posted on 09/18/2008 9:18:01 PM PDT by grey_whiskers

Dear Friend,

I am a community organizer of the Democratic Republic of Chicago and under the leadership of the, Rev. Jeremiah Wrighte.

I presume you are aware there are financial dispute between my party (THE DEOMCRATS) and the present civilian Government (The Very President George Dubwya. Bush II).

This is based on what I believe as bad and corrupt governance on his father's part and an unjust war on innnocent civilians in Iraq. May their souls rest in perfect peace of Allah God in Heaven. Also there are wicked accussations that my party is funded by the overlord Goerge Sooros which are compleetly untrue.

You may have heard how a lot of my sponsor's bank account in Switzerland and North America has been frozen. Following the outlined reasons, I am soliciting for your esteemed organization's confidential assistance to take custody of Ten Million United States Dollars (US$10,000,000.00) and also to front for my campaign in the areas of business you consider profitable.

This Consignment containing the funds have secretly been concealed and deposited with an International Diplomatic Security firm where it can easily be taken delivery of by a beneficiary recommended of your choosing. The consignment containing the funds were shipped as diplomatic items of high values and will be released to you by the Security firm based on my recommendations to this regard on that note; you will be presented as our esteemed partner and colleague who will be fronting for me and my family in any subsequent ventures.

I and my Michellle have decided to give fully 25% to you for your assistance if you are able to help us claim this donation, 5% for any expenses that may be incured by you during this transaction, and the remaining 70% for my campaign.

Please, I will have need your total discreetness and co-operation for the success of this business ventures, your utmost confidentiality and secrecy is highly required, due to my campaign's present condition. I am presently in the refugee camp here in the Hawaiian islands under the need of safety due to the uncertainty in the Russian country of Georgia and of the unstability in the Middle Eastern world, and I can be reached by responding to my private email address only for now.

I sincerely will appreciate your acknowledge-ment as soon as possible for you, as I intend to continue the campaign more, once the consignment is in your possession.

God bless you as I await your uegent response.

Yours Truly,

Mr. Barry Hussein Soetoro

P.S. I need to tell you that this offer is extremely condfidnetial, and all that we need is your signature and your social security number as well as your bank account number to facilitate the ease of processing. Have a nice day.

TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: election2008; fundraising; humor; nigeria; nobama; whiskersvanity
1 posted on 09/18/2008 9:18:01 PM PDT by grey_whiskers
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To: grey_whiskers

If he will put a pancake on his head and mail the photo, then I’m in!

2 posted on 09/18/2008 9:43:39 PM PDT by Mark (Don't argue with my posts. I typed while under sniper fire..)
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To: snarks_when_bored; Mrs. Don-o; Tax-chick; neverdem; Soliton; Swordmaker
Shameless self-promotion / trawling for attentino ALERT *PING*.


3 posted on 09/19/2008 3:55:17 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

bump to commemorate todays scammer invasion of FR.

4 posted on 11/18/2009 1:45:15 AM PST by JerseyHighlander
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