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DUmmie FUnnies 09-16-08 (Primal Scream DUmmies Rage Over Obama Poll Plunge)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 16, 2008 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/16/2008 6:12:59 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: Choose Ye This Day; RabidBartender
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61 posted on 09/16/2008 7:48:59 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
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To: PJ-Comix

DUmmies need straight jackets and muzzles now... rabid.

Great Post...

62 posted on 09/16/2008 7:50:35 AM PDT by xtinct (Suicide Hotline... !! "Obama here" --> Please Hold...)
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To: PJ-Comix

I want to see these people have a collective nervous breakdown in November. I want to see cops posted at bridges to keep them from jumping off. I want reporters at hardware stores when they try to buy all the rope available.


63 posted on 09/16/2008 7:51:23 AM PDT by DesScorp
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To: PJ-Comix
The polls HAVE to be [kept] close so they can steal enough votes to steal the third election in a row. 2000 in Florida, 2006 in Ohio and 2008 in one of the purple states.

What was stolen in 2006 in Ohio? The Republicans were spanked like red headed step-children that year after 8 years of incompetent RINO Taft. If Ken Blackwell had been elected governor he might have been on the short list for VP this year.

Maybe the nutbar was shaking with so much rage that he meant 2004 when Karl Rove sent his secret clone army to Ohio to change every voting machine to Bush.

64 posted on 09/16/2008 8:03:25 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Whale oil: the renewable biofuel for the 21st century.)
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To: Drew68
No way I'm putting a McCain sticker on my car. I just bought new tires and I don't want them slashed.

Put a McCain/Palin bumper sticker on your car and you are guaranteeing a keying on your paint job.

BTW, I would love to see a car with just such a bumper sticker parked near a college campus and watch via hidden camera how many times it gets keyed/slashed. This might make for an interesting YouTube project.

65 posted on 09/16/2008 8:07:28 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!))
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To: Drew68
Yeah, I agree. I don't see any McCain bumper stickers or yard signs. Why is this? Probably because people who display McCain bumper stickers and yard signs would see their cars and homes vandalized, something Obama supporters don't have to worry about.

No way I'm putting a McCain sticker on my car. I just bought new tires and I don't want them slashed.

They need to worry about all those cars and yards without Obama signs to know the real numbers.

I live in the Sacramento area, I haven't seen ONE McCain sticker on a car, in a yard... NOTHING!!

I've seen TONS of Obama bumper stickers and I just yell "MORAN!" from the safety of my car when I see 'em! Just like you, I wouldn't put up a McCain sticker anywhere, because they are SO MANY friggin' moonbats floating around, I'd either get run off the road or find my car trashed when I got back to it!

If by some wild miracle CA went to McCain in Nov., I'd love to see the STUNNED moonbats stumbling around the office on the morning of Nov. 5th after McCain and Sarah Palin DESTROY NOBAMA!

66 posted on 09/16/2008 8:23:04 AM PDT by RogerWilko
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To: Congressman Billybob
How do human beings get themselves into such a state?

In the beginning of the book Dune, a Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother tests Paul Atredies with the "gom jabbar", a test of life and death. When asked afterwards why he was being tested, she responds that she was testing to see if he was a human. Not in the genetic sense, but in the sense that he was a rational, thinking being.

DUmmies, in this sense, aren't "human". More so than the typical leftist, they have not developed any type of rational thinking skills -- they respond solely to stimulus, and latch onto any explanation, no matter how far-fetched, when reality does not square with their perceptions.

67 posted on 09/16/2008 8:38:30 AM PDT by kevkrom (McCain/Palin '08 -- Palin / ??? '12)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Remember, S.E. Ohio is traditionally foolish in their presidential selection. But they cheated. And they will cheat again. Because they are not patriots as they would have us believe. They are scoundrels of the worst kind."

Hey! You can call me foolish, and a scroundrel, and a cheater..but DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY PATRIOTISM!!"

(Did I display enough faux anger for a DUmmie to understand?)

68 posted on 09/16/2008 8:42:30 AM PDT by libs_kma (NOBAMA. Keep the change)
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To: PJ-Comix
You know what, that would be a great video for Youtube. I went back to Norman a few weeks ago for a football game, and saw some of the nastiest, hateful anti-Bush and Pro-Obama stickers on bumpers there.

Funny thing is, they were owned by tenants there who were busy collecting money for parking on their yard. Capitalism conquers all!

69 posted on 09/16/2008 8:46:27 AM PDT by CharlieOK1 (Pontius Pilate voted "Present" at the Crucifixion of Christ)
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To: PJ-Comix
One more "serious" comment...

It's clear that the DUmmies are responding to the stimulus that shows them that this glorious coronation they've been drooling over is not going to happen. They're already rolling out the excuses for failure -- election fraud, media bias, racism, etc. One can only wonder what theories they will latch onto next as reality sinks in deeper.

As we continue to observe this swamp over the next two months, I suggest doing so within the context of the "five stages of grief":

  1. Denial
  2. Anger
  3. Bargaining
  4. Depression
  5. Acceptance

Our subjects appear to be deep within stage 1, with a small subset in stage 2. The combination of the subjects feeding off of each others' denial and anger leads to an overall attitude of defiance. We cannot expect to see a full recovery from the subjects (i.e., a distinct lack of reaching the fifth stage) given their previous histories of converting their depression into a new cycle of grief.

70 posted on 09/16/2008 8:51:35 AM PDT by kevkrom (McCain/Palin '08 -- Palin / ??? '12)
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To: never4get

Wow - Lucy’s price has gone way up! Wasn’t it 5 cents?


71 posted on 09/16/2008 9:27:56 AM PDT by Purrcival (Palin runs Alaska. Obama runs his mouth.)
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To: Drew68
...people who display McCain bumper stickers and yard signs would see their cars and homes vandalized, something Obama supporters don't have to worry about.

I would never suggest putting a McCain/Palin bumper sticker on a moonbat's car so they can find out what it's like to have a car vandalized. It's something I just couldn't do. Really.

72 posted on 09/16/2008 9:42:58 AM PDT by Steve0113 (Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. -A.L.)
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To: PJ-Comix
How can Obama . . .be tied with a corrupt politician who can't even get 5000 people to hear him speak, who can't raise money on his own and has to lie about the crowd sizes to create perception that he's doing well

When I first read this, I thought the DUmmie poster was complaining about Biden.

73 posted on 09/16/2008 10:28:01 AM PDT by hsalaw
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To: PJ-Comix
This is a fairytale.

Oops. This was RACIST when ol' BJ Clinton said it.

74 posted on 09/16/2008 10:30:11 AM PDT by hsalaw
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To: kevkrom
Your description of Dummies is interesting. It reminds me of the usefulness of flatworms in research. They reproduce easily, they respond to sharp stimuli, and they are at best dimly aware that they are alive.

John / Billybob

75 posted on 09/16/2008 11:44:17 AM PDT by Congressman Billybob (www.theacru.org)
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To: PJ-Comix
So what address can I send you your Guy Fawkes costume?

LOL~

76 posted on 09/16/2008 11:54:20 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL!


77 posted on 09/16/2008 12:04:14 PM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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To: PJ-Comix

Rule #1 on Page #1 of the DEM Playbook.....

When the media reports the FACT that the left is IMPLODING accuse the media of being a RIGHT-WING organization.. LOL !!!

Gotta love it..

TOWARD VICTORY !!


78 posted on 09/16/2008 1:19:12 PM PDT by davidosborne (SARAH PALIN for VP ---- McCain is just the "baggage" that comes with that VOTE !!)
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To: RogerWilko

“I just yell “MORAN!”

I assume you say it this way because of the DUmmie propensity to misspell...or, you live in the same neighborhood as the ABC correspondent?


79 posted on 09/16/2008 2:44:54 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel ("Obama is the Pet Rock of this election season" - (freeper) Miss Marple)
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To: PJ-Comix
"If that is true, I have completely lost faith in this nation. Perhaps God should wash us off of the map for good."

Ummmm, hellllooo, His rainbow is the promise that He would never do such a thing again. Read your Bible!!!

80 posted on 09/16/2008 2:47:44 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (NObama is the face of evil.)
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