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DUmmie FUnnies 09-12-08 ("The bloody VOICE!!!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 12, 2008 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/12/2008 6:11:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

As we have seen, including in yesterday's EDITION of the DUmmie FUnnies, PDS (Palin Derangement Syndrome) is rampant in DUmmieland. The DUmmies are now so far gone that they can't even bear to hear the sound of her voice as you can see in this THREAD titled, "The bloody VOICE!!!" Yes, Sarah Palin's voice drives DUmmies absolutely CRAZY. Actually they are already NUts but Palin's voice makes them go completely bonkers. So let us now watch the DUmmies go berserk at the sound of Palin's voice in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the DUmmies can now get jobs as extras in "28 Days Later" remakes, is in the [brackets]:

The bloody VOICE!!!

[Drives the loons NUts!!! Perhaps we should send Apache helicopters over Afghanistan to play Sarah Palin recordings on loudspeakers to drive Al-Qaeda from their caves..]

Belatedly doing my homework and watching the Gibson interview. Forget the content (or lack thereof), the only things I hear are nasality, rising inflections, strange and arbitrary emphasis on words and, and......NUKULAR

[Uh, uh, umm... Well, I umm...certainly ah, ummm...happy that uh...that is, Obama's uh, voice, doesn't ummm...bother you.]

Oh geez...Hillary and that fake northeastern accent...fingernails on chalkboard. Palin's reminds me of Francis McDormand (sp?) from her role in Fargo

[Actually Hillary's normal accent is that of suburban Chicago. The rest of the time she is doing either a fake southern or fake northeastern accent.]

Great minds think alike. I already call Palin. "Marge Gunderson."

[Yah! Actually I like the Marge Gunderson accent.]

Lindsey Graham and Phill Gramm. Their voices SUCK and its not the southern thing either because I grew up and still live in the south. I know I've complained about their voices too. Palin's voice is just plain horrible.

[And you will be hearing a lot more of her voice for years to come. Hee! Hee!]

Oh I complain about liebermans voice. GOD it irritates me to no end x( I can't listen to him I have to turn him off. Worse than listening to boosh and I'd definitely prefer listening to nails on a chalkboard than hear one peep outta liebermans maw.

[Lieberman's voice sounds sort of like an adenoidal Elmer FUdd. However he does look like a muppet.]

I ALWAYS think of the guy on Alf! Sounds just like him!

[Perhaps but when I see Lieberman speak, he reminds me of a muppet.]

Chris Matthews, Joe Lieberman, Bush*, Lindsey Graham all have HORRIBLE voices that make me want to throw a shoe through my t.v. whenever I hear them. Oh, and Rod Decker, a local newsman has the worst voice on the planet.

[Chris Matthews sounds like a honking goose whenever he blurts "HA!"]

What can possibly be worse than Jaaames Sensennnnnbrennnnnerrrrr? Also, the voices and accents of so many other Republican senators. O Mi God. Oh, jesus. Is there anything worse? Republicans are such ugly people. Ugly in manner, ugly in attitude, ugly in vocal expressions, ugly in "vallyuhs" (values) and dumb as mud. People with ugly world views are almost uniformly ugly in all their traits, thoughts, expressions, appearances. It can never successfully be concealed.

[Of course, this DUmmie thinks that the Code Pink freaks appear perfectly normal.]

Reagan's condescending tone drove me nuts.

[There you go again!]

The sound of Bush's voice makes me want to scream. The way he mangles the language is far worse than his fake Texas drawl which he's so proud of. He tries to use big words but even when they're written in very large letters he still manages to fumble them. Chertoff's voice is nerve wracking too. Rumsfeld's voice is brittle and sarcastic and I'm glad he's no longer doing his crappy immitation of being a human being on TV. Sean Hannity is shrill and hits you like machine gun bullets. Swartzennegger's limited vocabulary and thick accent makes you wonder why he hasn't dropped some of that accent after all these years. It makes me think he's too lazy to pronounce words that he hears on a daily basis. He can't pronounce the 'th' in that. It still comes out as 'dat'.

[Believe it or not, one of the most difficult sounds in English for foreign speakers to pronounce is "th". It seems easy but many foreign speakers just can't do it. Maybe something you have to pick up early on. I notice the same problem with the way "R" and double "R" is pronounced in Spanish. Most Americans can't do it correctly. Your humble correspondent can but that is because of early training in that idiom.]

Someone Called It "Fargoese" After the movie...a bit of Canadian with a touch of lumberjack. :rofl:

[Mixed in with a bit of Bullwinkle.]

I can't wait for the debate. I know they get some of the questions before hand, but she can't stand up to Joe's on the spot questions.

[Assuming that Joe is even on the Democrat ticket by the time the debate begins.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; margegunderson; mccainpalin; sarahpalin
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To: PJ-Comix
The Joe Biden material is still out there. But why the hurry? Better to let him stay on the ticket until it is impossible to take him off.

Folks on Intrade are starting to bet he'll be withdrawn.


21 posted on 09/12/2008 6:29:08 AM PDT by Straight Vermonter (Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
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To: PJ-Comix
I know they get some of the questions before hand, but she can't stand up to Joe's on the spot questions.

Can't stand up.....LOL.

22 posted on 09/12/2008 6:29:28 AM PDT by TruthWillWin
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To: PJ-Comix
It's like a song to me.

Her voice; not the wailing Dummies. OK, they are like a song too.

23 posted on 09/12/2008 6:31:31 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (Annoy the media, end the Obamanation, vote maverick, McCain/Palin '08; Free Laz; Drill baby drill)
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To: PJ-Comix

~giggle~......THANKS! The Newsbusted thing was a smile producer, along with the wailing of the DUmmies. Please put me on your ping list.


24 posted on 09/12/2008 6:31:56 AM PDT by graywaiter (Gotta love those gun tote'n mommas.......)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Joe's on the spot questions"

Oh, my.

Of course she won't stand up...she'll be asleep by the time he finally arrives at his point. 13 minutes, 20 seconds for a single answer, was it? Over 1 thousand words to formulate a single question for AG Gonzales.

25 posted on 09/12/2008 6:35:05 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel ("Obama is the Pet Rock of this election season" - (freeper) Miss Marple)
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To: PJ-Comix
Belatedly doing my homework and watching the Gibson interview. Forget the content (or lack thereof), the only things I hear are nasality, rising inflections, strange and arbitrary emphasis on words and, and......NUKULAR

[Uh, uh, umm... Well, I umm...certainly ah, ummm...happy that uh...that is, Obama's uh, voice, doesn't ummm...bother you.]

Don't talk about Gibson like that DUmmie.


Lindsey Graham and Phill Gramm. Their voices SUCK and its not the southern thing either because I grew up and still live in the south. I know I've complained about their voices too. Palin's voice is just plain horrible.

[And you will be hearing a lot more of her voice for years to come. Hee! Hee!]

But I bet you LOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVEEEE Robert KKK Byrd's voice. "BARBAARRRRREEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKK!"


Reagan's condescending tone drove me nuts.

[There you go again!]

Hey DUmmie, taking shots at deceased people, so you'd make fun of MLK too. "I have a dream."


Sean Hannity is shrill and hits you like machine gun bullets.

Is that you Alan colmes???????

26 posted on 09/12/2008 6:36:14 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Sarah Palin is NOT worried about anything being above her pay grade!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Palin's voice is just plain horrible."

I thought this was a presidential campaign, not American Idol.

27 posted on 09/12/2008 6:38:19 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Sorry, Hillary, Sarah doesn't need all those cracks. She's just going to melt that glass ceiling.)
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To: wideawake

Awww,ya betcha!!!Dawncha knaw?!
I love that movie...McDormand’s character was unflappable,even when faced with morning sickness....LOL


28 posted on 09/12/2008 6:39:58 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (Supporting NObama makes about as much sense as asking Chuck to stand up.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I am guessing that DUmmies are the super sensitive among us. Why would the even start a thread about Palin’s voice? Her accent is barely detectable.
29 posted on 09/12/2008 6:41:59 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix

What lovely comments from members of the party of compassion.


30 posted on 09/12/2008 6:43:18 AM PDT by AxelPaulsenJr (Republicans and Conservatives staying home will give us President Hussein Obama.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Well, you know, as I said elsewhere, if Sarah Palin’s voice is the worst thing the primitives can complain about, she must be pretty good.

Never having heard, I can only imagine what Vast Teddy’s voice sounds like, and I imagine it’s not the greatest.

But decent and civilized people don’t berate Vast Teddy for anything as trivial as the sound of his voice, because there’s a great many bigger faults Vast Teddy has, worthier of criticism and condemnation.


31 posted on 09/12/2008 6:44:16 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
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To: Schnucki
Governor Palin’s voice/accent reminds of where I grew up. I like listening to her for that reason.

I think we should put Sarah's voice on loud speakers throughout the USA and watch the leftist communists implode! Oh, and bring popcorn, of course.

32 posted on 09/12/2008 6:44:36 AM PDT by Bitsy
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To: PJ-Comix
Great minds think alike. I already call Palin. "Marge Gunderson."

You do understand that Marge Gunderson is the heroine of that movie, don't you?

33 posted on 09/12/2008 6:46:18 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Sorry, Hillary, Sarah doesn't need all those cracks. She's just going to melt that glass ceiling.)
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To: PJ-Comix

REMEMBER when reading these comments, that the Liberal Democrats’ most prized character value is “tolerance”.


34 posted on 09/12/2008 6:47:01 AM PDT by 50sDad (OBAMA: In your heart you know he's Wright.)
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To: PJ-Comix

The bloody VOICE!!!

I’ve posted this before but my dear nephew, who is bi-lingual, works for the company who designs and manufactures these weapons which were used successfully to scare off pirates and are also used, maybe less successfully, in the “virtual” fence on the border. He says he just channels his father. So yes, I do think that a high pitched female voice would be useful in fighting Islamic terrorism. LOL


35 posted on 09/12/2008 6:47:13 AM PDT by Mercat (Global warming doesn't kill polar bears, Sarah Palin does, with her bare hands)
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To: graywaiter

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #1020.


36 posted on 09/12/2008 6:49:35 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!))
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To: PJ-Comix

Sarah does remind me of the sheriff in Fargo. Loved that character.


37 posted on 09/12/2008 6:50:02 AM PDT by Mercat (Global warming doesn't kill polar bears, Sarah Palin does, with her voice)
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To: PJ-Comix

Echoing the Margie Gunderson comparison.

Just watched Fargo again last night. The comparison is apt in some ways. Margie was a decent, likeable, competent woman. Her small-town ways, basic human decency, and evident belief in simple right-vs-wrong (remember her at the end lecturing the murdering thug, and repeating: “I just don’t understand it.”) should have been no match for the killers she was up against.

But in the end she was the victor.

Hope that part of the analogy holds up in November.


38 posted on 09/12/2008 6:52:55 AM PDT by palindrone (My daughter wants to grow up to be Sarah Palin!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Belatedly doing my homework and watching the Gibson interview cartoons.
I hated 5th Grade too.




39 posted on 09/12/2008 6:53:56 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thanks, it will save me time searching for these. A MUST read everytime I log on.


40 posted on 09/12/2008 6:55:19 AM PDT by graywaiter (Gotta love those gun tote'n mommas.......)
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