Posted on 09/05/2008 7:11:39 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
The DUmmies attempt to remove Sarah Palin as a candidate has moved from the merely ridiculous to the beyond absurd as exemplified by this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?" See, the DUmmies are absolutely convinced that Palin was involved in Idaho's Aryan Nation group. And their proof? She was born in Idaho, which she left before she could remember, and by the fact she went to college in that state. As if to seal their conviction on this, the DUmmies point out the "questionable" names she gave to her children. I kid you not. And based on all this, the DUmmies want to conduct a thorough investigation of Palin in their very desperate, but laughable, attempt to remove her from the ticket. So let us now join the DUmmies wallowing in their absurdities in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that some really FUn stuff about Joe Biden will soon be coming out, is in the [brackets]:
Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?
[Meanwhile I'm collecting similar material on the Swiss Family Robinson.]
now, bear with me here, but this was something. was having a discussion with my mom and one reason she said she couldn't stand Palin was her maiden name was HEATH and was born in Sandpoint, Idaho. Palin was born Sarah Louise Heath in Sandpoint, Idaho, the third of four children of Sarah Heath (née Sheeran), a school secretary, and Charles R. Heath, a science teacher and track coach.
[Yes, the very name HEATH is sure to set off rational people. Oh and the proof she was born in Sandpoint, Idaho is solid proof that she is GUILTY! Of what, I'm not sure.]
up in the northwest, its well known that Sandpoint, Idaho has a huge Aryan nation/white supremacist background. My dad had lived there at one point, and we're not white. One of the more prominent family names there in the aryan nation is HEATH.
[So is SMITH.]
this could be something that needs to be checked a bit more if theres anyone at DU with the background to do it.
[Sounds like a perfect DUmmie project. DUAC! DUAC!]
I will be writing an email to K.O., Rachel Maddow, and Amy Goodman also because this deserves some serious investigative journalism.
[And don't forget to forward that e-mail to your mental health caretaker.]
She transferred in 1983 to North Idaho College. In 1987, Palin received a Bachelor of Science degree in communications-journalism from the University of Idaho, where she also minored in political science. north idaho is in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. not too far from Sandpoint. Coeur d'Alene is also known for its hostility towards minorities and local aryan nation types.
[Good thing she never went to school in Lynchburg, VA. Lynch. Get it?]
if anyone knows anyone in the journalism field also, please at least forward them this link so they could do some fact checking. it may be chasing shadows but in something as serious as the vice presidency of the united states we cannot be too careful. the gloves are off on this one, I think everyone has seen that tonight.
[US magazine is right on top of it. Now to the other sanity challenged DUmmies...]
you don't know much about ayran nation or sandpoint. I do. this is deadly serious. if shes connected to aryan nation thats a big thing. all gloves are off in this one.
[It's so deadly serious that I'm in the middle of a bellylaugh.]
Kick for the looney tunes possibility. She wasn't vetted at all. I'd believe anything about her at this point.
[In that case, did you know that Sarah Palin is a space alien from the planet Metaluna?]
MAN, I'd LOVE to see her nailed with something like this.
[Why don't you present that "evidence" to the International Court at The Hague?]
getting this across to independants and others is important. this woman is dangerous with a questionable background.
[Yes, let them also question your mental health.]
Palin's family left Idaho when she was an infant, IIRC... I don't see how an assumption can be made considering the length of time that's passed.
[KILLJOY!!!]
The picture of the Palins and their friends dressed in wolf skins looks white supremacist to me. I thought of that the minute I saw that photo of them all dressed up in wolf skins. And her children's names are Norse. It's worth looking into.
[Track and Bristol are Norse? Or maybe they have a hidden child named Siegfried?]
The Nordic name is "Trygg." They think maybe "Trig" is short for trigger.
[Maybe Trig is short for Trigonometry.]
Its beginning to make sense now, giving them nordic names, in Europe, these folks are well known racist the nordics, you find them in Denmark, Sweden and Norway (Scandinavians).
[Case closed! GUILTY!!!]
the kids' names are NOT Norse. Not sure what Track and Trig are - but they're not Norse, and Bristol and Piper are English. Don't recall the other girl's name.
[Brunhilda? GUILTY!!!]
Thanks for the correction. I was going on her own story about Trig's name - turns out she lied. Palin herself said that Trig was a Norse name, but apparently the Norse version is spelled Trygg, so she lied about that.
[She lied, Moose died.]
Bristol, Willow and Piper are absolutely English, NOT Norse. Track, I have no idea. No idea how that could be considered Norse - and if it's another bizarre Anglicization, I can't identify the source.
[We need to turn over all this "evidence" to a special prosecutor.]
I think it will be difficult to tie Sarah Palin herself to a white supremacist group. But she sure seems to have those connections.
[Those Norse names that aren't are rock solid proof.]
The Heath family left the Gooding area in April of 1926 so their cattle would have grass for grazing along the way. They received a special police escort while traveling with the herd through Boise. In central Idaho, Orville heard a radio for the first time, and family members recalled passing through a white-pine forest so thick in the Boville-Clarkia area that they never saw the sun all day.
[Find out if Orville was listening to Rush Limbaugh.]
On the 1930 Census the listed names of the children of Orville and Bessie match up to the Rootsweb site above. The census images, rootsweb site and online internment records all match one another. Charles R Heath would not have been alive in 1930 so he wouldn't show up on the last census published. If he is a younger son of Orville and Bessie, that sister would likely be Dixie A Heath, as she is the youngest in the household in 1930.
[Dixie? GUILTY!!! Plus Orville and Bessie are well known Norse names.]
Guys...She married a guy who is (part) native Eskimo.
[I went to school (in Puerto Rico of all places) with a full Eskimo.]
I agree that every corner of her life needs to be investigated, because if we should find her in the position she seeks, this country as we know it, as flawed as it currently is, could be in much deeper trouble. She reeks of all those parts of humanity that are hurtful and hateful, wasteful and selfish. I thought I disliked the lying weasel, darth, and Rove, but this one really creeps me out.
[That part about Orville listening to the radio for the first time in central Idaho in 1926 is pretty damning right there.]
I know this is thin, but I have pretty good instincts about obscure stuff like this. AND GET THIS: my assistant, who has in the past flirted with skinhead culture and knows it VERY well (don't worry, she's a liberal Dem now that she's an adult) said in no uncertain terms that Palin is sending out subtle code identifying her to the skinhead types.
[Check your box of Wheaties. It has the Skinhead Secret Decoder Ring inside that you can use to decipher that subtle code.]
Sorry, I can get carried away at times... :)
My paternal grandparents imigrated from Germany. My mothers family was French Canadian ad Irish and my grandfather was Norwegian.
It was my great-grandparents (paternal) that immigrated. I know nothing of them beyond the names. The maternal great-grandparents also immigrated 14 years later. But I know more of the paternal side due to a cousin I unfortunately never knew of. She was on my paternal great-grandmother’s side and I accidentally discovered her due to a letter written to a Chicago cemetery I’d contacted. She was already gone by that time.
BUT! I was able to locate the family, and the relative who’d been bequeathed all the genealogy data on my family was generous, and sent it all to me in an enormous box. Even stuff from Germany.
I prize that! Subsequent material includes a letter my granddad sent to a cousin dated 1888. I now have the original. Some things are priceless!
I’m glad to know you’re familiar with your family’s genealogy. I waited too long, I fear, to really get to all the facts.
Hunters and gatherers. I love it!
Not necessarily, just standard FR issue tinfoil hats will probably block the mind control frequencies the Nordic infiltrators are using.
Oh yes, we are very familiar with our history. My cousin did a complete family background and then wrote a book with the whole line. I meant my great grandparents immigrated from Germany, not my grandparents. Anyhow they had 15 children so we all get together every 4 years and keep the book updated for future generations. Great Grandpa and Grandma homesteaded in western Minnesota. The family farm, house included is still there and still occupied by family. The farm has been in the family since 1870. We have the homestead papers signed in 1883 by President Chester A. Arthur. We also found ancestors still in Worumberg, Germany and they came to our last reunion. They had to have an interpreter. Sorry to hijack this thread, FReepers.
“1930 Census the listed names of the children of Orville and Bessie”
OMG! Orville and Bessie actually had children back in 1930. Therefore, Sarah Palin logically must be a white supremacist, lol. Whatever, DUmmies.
Boy, that’s great! Glad to know you’re into the family. It’s so important.
You could fit my family in a closet. We had a reunion last year that totaled 23, infants and all. Oh, well.
Your eyes only:
Orville -> Wright -> Reverend Jeremiah Wright -> Former US Marine -> Military Industrial Complex -> Rightwing Conspiracy launched in 1940's to destroy Barack Obama.
Bessie -> Borden Company -> Elmer -> Glue -> gluons -> quarks -> nucleons -> strong nuclear force -> nuclear weapons -> Military Industrial Complex -> Rightwing Conspiracy launched in 1940's to destory Barack Obama.
No matter how you work it, it comes out the same...
What are you doing Fred? Your expert investigating skills will bring Sarah Palin down. All we need is for one DUmmie to see this and we are doomed. Doomed I tell ya.
DUmmie passes it along to one of their heroes, Keith Olberjerk or his little brother Raychel Madcow and it’s all over for us.
I pray this never gets out. We need to throw it down the memory hole just like Obama-Ayers, Obama-Rezko, Obama-Wright, Obama-... you get the picture.
Whoa! Looks like I got some catchin’ up to do.
while I grasp at yet another straw.
Actually, that's a little more information than I really needed to know, but BenBurch may find it titillating if he's reading this thread.
Next you'll be confessing right here on DUmmieFUnnies that your Nordic birth name is Karl, not the Gallic version "Charles", and that you wear a horned helmet in your birchwood sauna and nibble lutefisk when no Anglos with hyper-sensitive olfactory nerves are around. Stop already, we don't want to know any more.
I wonder if her moon is rising in her anus ??? I guess we will have to wait for the DUmmies to tell us . Should be soon :-)
I think it was a subliminal message designed to trip Obama up and call her "honkey mom."
Hang on a second...I’m from Chicago...I have blonde hair and blue eyes...I have a German heritage...EGAD! I must be a Nazi! Forget Obama’s Muslim name, heritage and his terrorist pals; I’m a serious threat to society!
Honestly; how many beauty queens are terrorists? Hockey moms? Mothers of FIVE? Women who marry Inuits? Yeah, NONE. People are searching for the most obscure and unfair things about her while Obama’s danger is blatantly staring Americans in the face. Shut UP, DUmmies.
Ordinarily, I would say they would write you off as a lunatic, but then I considered your audience and decided that, heck, at least one of those three would take it seriously.
That would be Bob- Assistant Crackhead.
< /Norm MacDonald>
That's for sure, especially not with those who wear horned helmets and carry axes with 7-foot handles. And remember, the English word "berserk" is derived from the old Norse word "berserker", i.e., a Viking warrior who fought like a madman with no regard for his own life.
Never try to break into line at Wendy's ahead of those guys if they came over here by longship. They're very quick to take offence at any perceived disrespect after all that rowing, and those axes aren't just for splitting firewood for the sauna you know.
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