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DUmmie FUnnies 09-05-08 ("Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 5, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/05/2008 7:11:39 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies attempt to remove Sarah Palin as a candidate has moved from the merely ridiculous to the beyond absurd as exemplified by this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?" See, the DUmmies are absolutely convinced that Palin was involved in Idaho's Aryan Nation group. And their proof? She was born in Idaho, which she left before she could remember, and by the fact she went to college in that state. As if to seal their conviction on this, the DUmmies point out the "questionable" names she gave to her children. I kid you not. And based on all this, the DUmmies want to conduct a thorough investigation of Palin in their very desperate, but laughable, attempt to remove her from the ticket. So let us now join the DUmmies wallowing in their absurdities in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that some really FUn stuff about Joe Biden will soon be coming out, is in the [brackets]:

Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?

[Meanwhile I'm collecting similar material on the Swiss Family Robinson.]

now, bear with me here, but this was something. was having a discussion with my mom and one reason she said she couldn't stand Palin was her maiden name was HEATH and was born in Sandpoint, Idaho. Palin was born Sarah Louise Heath in Sandpoint, Idaho, the third of four children of Sarah Heath (née Sheeran), a school secretary, and Charles R. Heath, a science teacher and track coach.

[Yes, the very name HEATH is sure to set off rational people. Oh and the proof she was born in Sandpoint, Idaho is solid proof that she is GUILTY! Of what, I'm not sure.]

up in the northwest, its well known that Sandpoint, Idaho has a huge Aryan nation/white supremacist background. My dad had lived there at one point, and we're not white. One of the more prominent family names there in the aryan nation is HEATH.

[So is SMITH.]

this could be something that needs to be checked a bit more if theres anyone at DU with the background to do it.

[Sounds like a perfect DUmmie project. DUAC! DUAC!]

I will be writing an email to K.O., Rachel Maddow, and Amy Goodman also because this deserves some serious investigative journalism.

[And don't forget to forward that e-mail to your mental health caretaker.]

She transferred in 1983 to North Idaho College. In 1987, Palin received a Bachelor of Science degree in communications-journalism from the University of Idaho, where she also minored in political science. north idaho is in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. not too far from Sandpoint. Coeur d'Alene is also known for its hostility towards minorities and local aryan nation types.

[Good thing she never went to school in Lynchburg, VA. Lynch. Get it?]

if anyone knows anyone in the journalism field also, please at least forward them this link so they could do some fact checking. it may be chasing shadows but in something as serious as the vice presidency of the united states we cannot be too careful. the gloves are off on this one, I think everyone has seen that tonight.

[US magazine is right on top of it. Now to the other sanity challenged DUmmies...]

you don't know much about ayran nation or sandpoint. I do. this is deadly serious. if shes connected to aryan nation thats a big thing. all gloves are off in this one.

[It's so deadly serious that I'm in the middle of a bellylaugh.]

Kick for the looney tunes possibility. She wasn't vetted at all. I'd believe anything about her at this point.

[In that case, did you know that Sarah Palin is a space alien from the planet Metaluna?]

MAN, I'd LOVE to see her nailed with something like this.

[Why don't you present that "evidence" to the International Court at The Hague?]

getting this across to independants and others is important. this woman is dangerous with a questionable background.

[Yes, let them also question your mental health.]

Palin's family left Idaho when she was an infant, IIRC... I don't see how an assumption can be made considering the length of time that's passed.

[KILLJOY!!!]

The picture of the Palins and their friends dressed in wolf skins looks white supremacist to me. I thought of that the minute I saw that photo of them all dressed up in wolf skins. And her children's names are Norse. It's worth looking into.

[Track and Bristol are Norse? Or maybe they have a hidden child named Siegfried?]

The Nordic name is "Trygg." They think maybe "Trig" is short for trigger.

[Maybe Trig is short for Trigonometry.]

Its beginning to make sense now, giving them nordic names, in Europe, these folks are well known racist the nordics, you find them in Denmark, Sweden and Norway (Scandinavians).

[Case closed! GUILTY!!!]

the kids' names are NOT Norse. Not sure what Track and Trig are - but they're not Norse, and Bristol and Piper are English. Don't recall the other girl's name.

[Brunhilda? GUILTY!!!]

Thanks for the correction. I was going on her own story about Trig's name - turns out she lied. Palin herself said that Trig was a Norse name, but apparently the Norse version is spelled Trygg, so she lied about that.

[She lied, Moose died.]

Bristol, Willow and Piper are absolutely English, NOT Norse. Track, I have no idea. No idea how that could be considered Norse - and if it's another bizarre Anglicization, I can't identify the source.

[We need to turn over all this "evidence" to a special prosecutor.]

I think it will be difficult to tie Sarah Palin herself to a white supremacist group. But she sure seems to have those connections.

[Those Norse names that aren't are rock solid proof.]

The Heath family left the Gooding area in April of 1926 so their cattle would have grass for grazing along the way. They received a special police escort while traveling with the herd through Boise. In central Idaho, Orville heard a radio for the first time, and family members recalled passing through a white-pine forest so thick in the Boville-Clarkia area that they never saw the sun all day.

[Find out if Orville was listening to Rush Limbaugh.]

On the 1930 Census the listed names of the children of Orville and Bessie match up to the Rootsweb site above. The census images, rootsweb site and online internment records all match one another. Charles R Heath would not have been alive in 1930 so he wouldn't show up on the last census published. If he is a younger son of Orville and Bessie, that sister would likely be Dixie A Heath, as she is the youngest in the household in 1930.

[Dixie? GUILTY!!! Plus Orville and Bessie are well known Norse names.]

Guys...She married a guy who is (part) native Eskimo.

[I went to school (in Puerto Rico of all places) with a full Eskimo.]

I agree that every corner of her life needs to be investigated, because if we should find her in the position she seeks, this country as we know it, as flawed as it currently is, could be in much deeper trouble. She reeks of all those parts of humanity that are hurtful and hateful, wasteful and selfish. I thought I disliked the lying weasel, darth, and Rove, but this one really creeps me out.

[That part about Orville listening to the radio for the first time in central Idaho in 1926 is pretty damning right there.]

I know this is thin, but I have pretty good instincts about obscure stuff like this. AND GET THIS: my assistant, who has in the past flirted with skinhead culture and knows it VERY well (don't worry, she's a liberal Dem now that she's an adult) said in no uncertain terms that Palin is sending out subtle code identifying her to the skinhead types.

[Check your box of Wheaties. It has the Skinhead Secret Decoder Ring inside that you can use to decipher that subtle code.]


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To: Charles Henrickson

All those things are acceptable to the DUmmies.


181 posted on 09/05/2008 11:51:23 AM PDT by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: FredZarguna

I thought that was Eric the Red (but dressed in black). My bad.


182 posted on 09/05/2008 11:51:33 AM PDT by bcsco (Sarah America! Ignore the lipstik at your peril!)
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To: AxelPaulsenJr

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096446/


183 posted on 09/05/2008 11:55:09 AM PDT by Mercat (Global warming doesn't kill polar bears, Sarah Palin does, with her bare hands)
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To: bcsco
Go left, young man (in the photo that is.)

Here's a hint...


184 posted on 09/05/2008 11:56:53 AM PDT by FredZarguna (I Come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow...)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Ole and Lena were married and, of course, went to Rhinelander for their honeymoon. On arrival at the motel room, Ole said "Lena, you is so beautiful I yust love ya a lot".

Lena said "Ya, Ole, I love ya too. Can we spoon now"?

Ole said "Ya Lena", taking off his shirt, "I've got 100 pounds a dynamite here, yust fer you".

Lena says "Oh, Ole!"

Ole takes off his slacks and says "Here comes da 100 pounds a dynamite, Lena".

Lena says "Oh, Ole!"

Ole rips off his shorts and says "Well, here's da 100 pounds a dynamite!"

Lena screams and runs out of the door. Ole quickly gets dressed and follows her down the street, catching her after about a block. He says "Lena, vats da matter?"

Lena says "Oh, Ole, after all dat talk 'bout dynamite, den seein' how short da fuse was, I got scared!"

185 posted on 09/05/2008 11:59:33 AM PDT by bcsco (Sarah America! Ignore the lipstik at your peril!)
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To: franksolich

Beings the hurricane waited til the day after the convention, does that mean God is on our side? (sarc)


186 posted on 09/05/2008 12:00:55 PM PDT by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: FredZarguna

Looks more like the woman 4th from left in the top row with the cape. JMO...


187 posted on 09/05/2008 12:02:44 PM PDT by bcsco (Sarah America! Ignore the lipstik at your peril!)
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To: FredZarguna

Ah, I gotcha. It dawned on me after I posted. At least I had it right :)


188 posted on 09/05/2008 12:04:23 PM PDT by bcsco (Sarah America! Ignore the lipstik at your peril!)
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To: bcsco

That’s the one.


189 posted on 09/05/2008 12:06:21 PM PDT by FredZarguna (I Come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow...)
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To: bcsco

Oofta!


190 posted on 09/05/2008 12:06:43 PM PDT by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: beckysueb
Oofta!

Ya, dere. Dis German Lutheran is a kinship partner...except for da lutefisk, ya...

191 posted on 09/05/2008 12:11:49 PM PDT by bcsco (Sarah America! Ignore the lipstik at your peril!)
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To: RightWingTeen
Were the twins white?

Nope.
192 posted on 09/05/2008 12:13:27 PM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (MCCAIN/PALIN '08!!!!!)
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To: beckysueb; franksolich; PJ-Comix; Paul Heinzman
Beings the hurricane waited til the day after the convention, does that mean God is on our side?

But what about Hurricane GUSTAV--the name of the kings of SWEDEN--which KNOCKED OUT one day of our convention?? I don't understand!

193 posted on 09/05/2008 12:14:16 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Karl Henriksson, Norse-American)
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To: bcsco

German and Norwegian here with a smidgeon of French Canadian thrown in for seasoning.


194 posted on 09/05/2008 12:14:22 PM PDT by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: bcsco

I was born and raised in Minnesota.


195 posted on 09/05/2008 12:14:56 PM PDT by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: bcsco

My spleen! Stop! You’re killing me! :-)

ROFL at all the ethnic humor... ;-)


196 posted on 09/05/2008 12:16:01 PM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --Soccer Mom and proud Rush Conservative leaning toward the McCain/Palin ticket now!!)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Or the offspring of a Chicago-landmark pizza magnate!

LOL! Yep! They have GREAT pizza btw!
197 posted on 09/05/2008 12:16:20 PM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (MCCAIN/PALIN '08!!!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

By golly, thats right. You betcha!


198 posted on 09/05/2008 12:16:26 PM PDT by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Yup has to be true. Brilliant to marry a NA to cover it up!!!/s


199 posted on 09/05/2008 12:21:15 PM PDT by mad_as_he$$ (Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.)
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To: beckysueb

I’m German both sides. The family immigrated to Chicago beginning in 1854. Lived through the fire (it started about a mile Northeast of where they lived) and made good in brickworks and construction. The Lutheran church they attended is still there, now part of Chicago Circle Campus. It was the second Lutheran Church in Chicago.

Now I live about 80 miles due West of that area. In fact, Hwy 38 which comes through our town is Roosevelt Rd in Chicago, and runs 3 blocks North of the street on which my family lived. The church is also 1/2 block North of Roosevelt. Later, they moved to Oak Park, and our home (where I was born) was 1 block North of Roosevelt.

Not planned that way, of course, but kinda funny.


200 posted on 09/05/2008 12:22:09 PM PDT by bcsco (Sarah America! Ignore the lipstik at your peril!)
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