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DUmmie FUnnies 09-05-08 ("Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 5, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/05/2008 7:11:39 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies attempt to remove Sarah Palin as a candidate has moved from the merely ridiculous to the beyond absurd as exemplified by this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?" See, the DUmmies are absolutely convinced that Palin was involved in Idaho's Aryan Nation group. And their proof? She was born in Idaho, which she left before she could remember, and by the fact she went to college in that state. As if to seal their conviction on this, the DUmmies point out the "questionable" names she gave to her children. I kid you not. And based on all this, the DUmmies want to conduct a thorough investigation of Palin in their very desperate, but laughable, attempt to remove her from the ticket. So let us now join the DUmmies wallowing in their absurdities in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that some really FUn stuff about Joe Biden will soon be coming out, is in the [brackets]:

Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?

[Meanwhile I'm collecting similar material on the Swiss Family Robinson.]

now, bear with me here, but this was something. was having a discussion with my mom and one reason she said she couldn't stand Palin was her maiden name was HEATH and was born in Sandpoint, Idaho. Palin was born Sarah Louise Heath in Sandpoint, Idaho, the third of four children of Sarah Heath (née Sheeran), a school secretary, and Charles R. Heath, a science teacher and track coach.

[Yes, the very name HEATH is sure to set off rational people. Oh and the proof she was born in Sandpoint, Idaho is solid proof that she is GUILTY! Of what, I'm not sure.]

up in the northwest, its well known that Sandpoint, Idaho has a huge Aryan nation/white supremacist background. My dad had lived there at one point, and we're not white. One of the more prominent family names there in the aryan nation is HEATH.

[So is SMITH.]

this could be something that needs to be checked a bit more if theres anyone at DU with the background to do it.

[Sounds like a perfect DUmmie project. DUAC! DUAC!]

I will be writing an email to K.O., Rachel Maddow, and Amy Goodman also because this deserves some serious investigative journalism.

[And don't forget to forward that e-mail to your mental health caretaker.]

She transferred in 1983 to North Idaho College. In 1987, Palin received a Bachelor of Science degree in communications-journalism from the University of Idaho, where she also minored in political science. north idaho is in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. not too far from Sandpoint. Coeur d'Alene is also known for its hostility towards minorities and local aryan nation types.

[Good thing she never went to school in Lynchburg, VA. Lynch. Get it?]

if anyone knows anyone in the journalism field also, please at least forward them this link so they could do some fact checking. it may be chasing shadows but in something as serious as the vice presidency of the united states we cannot be too careful. the gloves are off on this one, I think everyone has seen that tonight.

[US magazine is right on top of it. Now to the other sanity challenged DUmmies...]

you don't know much about ayran nation or sandpoint. I do. this is deadly serious. if shes connected to aryan nation thats a big thing. all gloves are off in this one.

[It's so deadly serious that I'm in the middle of a bellylaugh.]

Kick for the looney tunes possibility. She wasn't vetted at all. I'd believe anything about her at this point.

[In that case, did you know that Sarah Palin is a space alien from the planet Metaluna?]

MAN, I'd LOVE to see her nailed with something like this.

[Why don't you present that "evidence" to the International Court at The Hague?]

getting this across to independants and others is important. this woman is dangerous with a questionable background.

[Yes, let them also question your mental health.]

Palin's family left Idaho when she was an infant, IIRC... I don't see how an assumption can be made considering the length of time that's passed.

[KILLJOY!!!]

The picture of the Palins and their friends dressed in wolf skins looks white supremacist to me. I thought of that the minute I saw that photo of them all dressed up in wolf skins. And her children's names are Norse. It's worth looking into.

[Track and Bristol are Norse? Or maybe they have a hidden child named Siegfried?]

The Nordic name is "Trygg." They think maybe "Trig" is short for trigger.

[Maybe Trig is short for Trigonometry.]

Its beginning to make sense now, giving them nordic names, in Europe, these folks are well known racist the nordics, you find them in Denmark, Sweden and Norway (Scandinavians).

[Case closed! GUILTY!!!]

the kids' names are NOT Norse. Not sure what Track and Trig are - but they're not Norse, and Bristol and Piper are English. Don't recall the other girl's name.

[Brunhilda? GUILTY!!!]

Thanks for the correction. I was going on her own story about Trig's name - turns out she lied. Palin herself said that Trig was a Norse name, but apparently the Norse version is spelled Trygg, so she lied about that.

[She lied, Moose died.]

Bristol, Willow and Piper are absolutely English, NOT Norse. Track, I have no idea. No idea how that could be considered Norse - and if it's another bizarre Anglicization, I can't identify the source.

[We need to turn over all this "evidence" to a special prosecutor.]

I think it will be difficult to tie Sarah Palin herself to a white supremacist group. But she sure seems to have those connections.

[Those Norse names that aren't are rock solid proof.]

The Heath family left the Gooding area in April of 1926 so their cattle would have grass for grazing along the way. They received a special police escort while traveling with the herd through Boise. In central Idaho, Orville heard a radio for the first time, and family members recalled passing through a white-pine forest so thick in the Boville-Clarkia area that they never saw the sun all day.

[Find out if Orville was listening to Rush Limbaugh.]

On the 1930 Census the listed names of the children of Orville and Bessie match up to the Rootsweb site above. The census images, rootsweb site and online internment records all match one another. Charles R Heath would not have been alive in 1930 so he wouldn't show up on the last census published. If he is a younger son of Orville and Bessie, that sister would likely be Dixie A Heath, as she is the youngest in the household in 1930.

[Dixie? GUILTY!!! Plus Orville and Bessie are well known Norse names.]

Guys...She married a guy who is (part) native Eskimo.

[I went to school (in Puerto Rico of all places) with a full Eskimo.]

I agree that every corner of her life needs to be investigated, because if we should find her in the position she seeks, this country as we know it, as flawed as it currently is, could be in much deeper trouble. She reeks of all those parts of humanity that are hurtful and hateful, wasteful and selfish. I thought I disliked the lying weasel, darth, and Rove, but this one really creeps me out.

[That part about Orville listening to the radio for the first time in central Idaho in 1926 is pretty damning right there.]

I know this is thin, but I have pretty good instincts about obscure stuff like this. AND GET THIS: my assistant, who has in the past flirted with skinhead culture and knows it VERY well (don't worry, she's a liberal Dem now that she's an adult) said in no uncertain terms that Palin is sending out subtle code identifying her to the skinhead types.

[Check your box of Wheaties. It has the Skinhead Secret Decoder Ring inside that you can use to decipher that subtle code.]


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KEYWORDS: du; dummies; mccainpalin; palinattacks; palinping; sarahpalin
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To: Dilbert San Diego
I’m glad thinking people and conservatives don’t do that. If we did, we would have said : California is a land of fruits and nuts, Reagan was governor of California, thus Reagan is a nutcase and shouldn’t be president. That’s the logic they are using.

No it's not. Reagan was on OUR side. So, if they believed that California was full of nutcases, they would bring it up. Except that they are the nutcases, and it wouldn't have flown. What I meant was 'rightwing, racist, warmongering, sexist white supremacists".

A cbetter example is Robert Byrd. A genuine Ku-Kluxer, a damn Grand Dragon, that they have no problems with. Yet is Sarah Palin's great-grandady said hello on a regular basis to an Aryan Nation type, Then it must be "vetted". These guys should join Bass Masters, they like fishing expeditions so much.

121 posted on 09/05/2008 9:26:56 AM PDT by chesley (I'm still alive, still employed, & still married. Life is GOOD)
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To: mnehrling

My mother-in-law was a member of the Hitler Youth. She is now a card carrying Democratchek (Socialism, donchyano).


122 posted on 09/05/2008 9:42:17 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich
dressed in wolf skins looks white supremacist to me.

Now that you mention it, I'm wondering why the Head DUmmie of DUmmieland chose the screen name, "Skinner." Hmmm. . . . Could it be. . . ?

123 posted on 09/05/2008 9:50:50 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman!)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Speaking of Hitler Youth. Remember in the 1930s there where a lot of ‘German Heritage’ organizations in the North East that where really fronts for the Nazi Party. These where very popular among NE, Country Club elites. I wonder how many current Rat Senators (not naming names, but you can guess) are the products of these? At the time, several prominent Democrat senators defended these groups.


124 posted on 09/05/2008 9:51:04 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: PJ-Comix
And her children's names are Norse.

It's Norse Code.

125 posted on 09/05/2008 9:52:31 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman!)
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To: PJ-Comix
And her children's names are Norse.

As a Norse-American myself, I, Karl Henriksson, resemble that remark!

126 posted on 09/05/2008 9:53:26 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Actually, all they have to do is call my step father (who’s voting philosophy, much like the DUmmies, is “vote for the guy who promises to give you the most stuff”) so they could certainly trust him. He grew up in Sandpoint. Chuck was one of his best friends. My stepfather is Italian and most likely would not be invited to the club. I’d call him and ask if the “rumors” are true put he’d probably laugh and hang up on me.

Cindie


127 posted on 09/05/2008 9:54:29 AM PDT by gardencatz (My son is learning Arabic so you don't have to...oorah!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Trig is Norse? I thought Trig was short for Trigonometry, which has its roots in ancient Egypt (North Africa).


128 posted on 09/05/2008 9:56:21 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: Kerretarded

“I come from someone with an Italian bloodline, I must belong to the Mafia.”

Or the offspring of a Chicago-landmark pizza magnate!


129 posted on 09/05/2008 10:00:41 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: PJ-Comix
The Nordic name is "Trygg."

Ja, det är rätt.

Trygg means "secure," as in the Swedish hymn, Tryggare kan ingen vara, "More secure can no one be," known in English as, "Children of the Heavenly Father."

They think maybe "Trig" is short for trigger.

I think maybe "DU" is short for "DUmmie." Etymology is not your strong point.

130 posted on 09/05/2008 10:05:20 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; bcsco

Forgot to include “da boat a yoose” for my post 129.


131 posted on 09/05/2008 10:05:20 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: PJ-Comix
I've come to the conclusion that DU is a creation of the Rethuglicans, and Skinner is actually the magnificent bast@rd Kurt Grove. Black propaganda is really the only way to explain this level of derangement.

Though 'tis hideous, I cannot look away...

Have we got any astrology threads on Palin yet?

132 posted on 09/05/2008 10:05:53 AM PDT by FredZarguna (Coming soon: why snow machine racing is more dangerous to the ice caps than global warming.)
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To: PJ-Comix
these folks are well known racist the nordics, you find them in Denmark, Sweden and Norway (Scandinavians).

It takes a Scandinavian to pillage a village! And some of us emigrated to America! Be afraid, be very afraid!

133 posted on 09/05/2008 10:09:51 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Karl Henriksson, Norse-American)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Wait, I’m confused, I thought the DUmmies think we should be more like Sweden, with all of their socialism.


134 posted on 09/05/2008 10:10:57 AM PDT by dfwgator (After Saturday, the Miami Hurricanes will be downgraded to a tropical depression)
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To: PJ-Comix
the kids' names are NOT Norse. Not sure what Track and Trig are - but they're not Norse, and Bristol and Piper are English. Don't recall the other girl's name.

Eva. Eva Braun Palin.

135 posted on 09/05/2008 10:11:46 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Karl Henriksson, Norse-American)
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To: PJ-Comix
I was going on her own story about Trig's name - turns out she lied. Palin herself said that Trig was a Norse name, but apparently the Norse version is spelled Trygg. . . .

So the fact that my grandfather changed the SPELLING of his name from "Karl Henriksson" to "Charles Henrickson" when he came from Sweden to America--that makes him a LIAR?? Uh, you don't want to mess with us Norsemen. . . .

136 posted on 09/05/2008 10:20:47 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Karl Henriksson, Norse-American)
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To: PJ-Comix
I think it will be difficult to tie Sarah Palin herself to a white supremacist group.

Don't let that stop you from trying!

137 posted on 09/05/2008 10:23:02 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Karl Henriksson, Norse-American)
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To: PJ-Comix
They received a special police escort while traveling with the herd through Boise.

Boise will be Boise!

138 posted on 09/05/2008 10:24:40 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Karl Henriksson, Norse-American)
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To: PJ-Comix
family members recalled passing through a white-pine forest. . . .

Key word, "white."

139 posted on 09/05/2008 10:25:54 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Karl Henriksson, Norse-American)
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To: PJ-Comix
Palin herself said that Trig was a Norse name, but apparently the Norse version is spelled Trygg, so she lied about that.

Wow,this could be hugh and series. Naming a kid Trig is positive proof that Mrs. Palin's entire family is up to no good!

I know a guy in FL who actually has NordicTrac exercise equipment IN HIS HOME!! And that's not the worst of it, get this, his surname is Nelson, obviously changed from NIELSEN to disguise his Nordic identity!! These subversive Scandinavians are lurking EVERYWHERE and just biding their time!!

Which raises another hugh and series question, how much do we REALLY know about this alleged Lutheran pastor who posts right here on DUmmieFUnnies under the name Henrikson, hmmm??

140 posted on 09/05/2008 10:26:52 AM PDT by epow (Choose ye this day whom you will serve...... as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.)
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