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DUmmie FUnnies 08-27-08 (COLORADO [Be Sure to Wear a Gas Mask on Your Face])
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 27, 2008 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 08/27/2008 7:21:14 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

RECREATE '68! DAYS OF RAGE! DAYS OF RESISTANCE! Yes, the moonbats are revolting! The feces has hit the fan in Denver, as the mile-high marchers have begun to RIOT4PEACE! But let's first get in the spirit of things with this ode to the anarchists. Click the music link and sing along!

COLORADO (Be Sure to Wear a Gas Mask on Your Face)
Tune: "San Francisco" (Be Sure to Wear Some Flowers in Your Hair)" Original

If you're goin' to Colorado
Be sure to wear a gas mask on your face
If you're goin' to Colorado
You're gonna breathe some pepper spray and mace

For when in Denver, Colorado
Democrats will see a riot there
In the streets of Colorado
Angry people with foul-mouth words to spare

Democrat convention
Chaos and dissension
Moonbats revoltin'

Beggin' for some attention
Take 'em off to detention
Moonbats revoltin'
Man, they're revoltin'!

For when in Denver, Colorado
Be sure to wear a gas mask on your face
If you come to Colorado
Democrats will be a basket case

If you come to Colorado
Democrats will be a basket case

Well, how have the DUmmies been reacting to the protests of their sisters and brothers on the streets of Denver? Actually, many of them have been critical, not because they disagree with the protests per se, but because of the damaging effect they have on Democrat chances. However, some true-blue Trotskyites have dared to defend the rioters protesters, as in this THREAD, "a drive-by rant* regarding the perception of protestors at the DNC...." So let's get radical as the DUmmies TAKE IT TO THE STREETS (from the comfort of their basement swivel chairs), in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who was a Nixon Republican teenager in Chicago at the time of the 1968 riots, is in the [brackets]:

I'm shocked and disappointed by the degree of disdain many DUers have shown toward the leftist protesters at the Democratic National Convention. Folks are acting like the left should be falling all over itself with gratitude for the democratic party instead of being angry to the point of public demonstration.

[Find your angry!]

rather than spoiling the show, like someone pissing during the Olympic opening ceremony, protesters at the DNC are . . .

[. . . throwing poop.]

One DUer in a recent thread . . . suggested that America should treat its dissidents like the Chinese, and "lock them all up." That was a DUer with a reasonable post count too, not some visiting disruptor.

[You THINK it was not some visiting disruptor. But can you be sure?]

the democratic party has variously ignored the left, used the left, been dishonest with the left, and generally failed the left. . . .

[Uh, DUmmie, the Democrat Party IS the Left!]

the democrats, who might give some minimal lip service to progressive reforms. . . .

[Or Democrat interns, who also might give some minimal lip service.]

Rather than reviling them, we should stand with them.

[So why aren't you in Denver, Mr. True-Blue Leftist DUmmie mike_c? Huh? Now let's here from your fellow DUmmies. . . .]

the protesters getting airplay are all PUMAS & other RW GOP plants.

[I was kinda suspicious of one of the protest leaders they interviewed. Had a bandana on, of course, but still, he looked vaguely familiar. What was his name again? I think it was "Kurt Grove," or something like that. . . .]

hmmm. sound like the plan to recreate 68 is right on track.

[Yes! Recreate '68! Riots at the Democrat Convention, Democrat loss in November. . . . Go for it!]

I have no problem with the protests, what I have a problem with is the corporate whore media trying to stir the pot and incite conflict within the party. . . .

[But, but, I thought Barack Obama, with his "unique ability to bring people together," has completely UNITED the Democrat Party, just as he will unite us ALL when he becomes President??]

The actions planned for St. Paul will be far more provacative.

[Far more "provacative"? Does that mean "even more empty"?]

The protests in Denver have been street theater, in St. Paul there will be real battles.

[I'm picturing Norwegian bachelor farmers getting their torches and pitchforks.]

Many actually think Democrats are "the left". . . .

[This leftist DUmmie thinks that's such a ridiculous notion that he adds a smiley emoticon rolling on the floor and laughing.]

After the election, DU is going to change dramatically.

[Even more anti-depressants.]

The one thing that holds this place together is a desire to get democrats elected. After the election, that common goal will have ended, either in success or failure. Either way, the presidency will be run by right-wing authoritarians.

[Barack Obama, the most liberal member of the Senate, is a "right-wing authoritarian"??]

Protests at the Democratic Convention now may not be considered good timing.

[Democratic Understatement.]

Being quiet and letting the right stomp all over us is a sure fire way of accomplishing NOTHING.

[So let's find a DIFFERENT sure-fire way of accomplishing nothing!]

It's not the leftists that I have a problem with. It's the anarchists with their red bandannas covering their faces. . . .

[Bananas in Bandanas.]

out to just cause sh*t. . . .

[Or to throw it.]

Not everyone with a bandana is an anarchist.

[Some are train engineers.]

What does everyone have against anarchists?

[Anarchists rule!]

I think that it's a really stupid way to promote left-wing causes.

[Your Kewpie Doll is in the mail!]


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KEYWORDS: 2008dncconvention; colorado; democraticconvention; democrats; denver; dnc; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; recreate68
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To: normy

I worked with this guy who had a Che wallet. When I told him all the crimes aginst his people that Che had committed, he said that it was “spilled milk for the greater good.” I told him Che was spanish for Hitler.


21 posted on 08/27/2008 8:01:51 AM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 (Hey There Obama, Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?)
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To: mylife

I’m pretty sure they will too. The ironic thing is it will STILL make the left look bad, if not WORSE than what’s going on this week!

Prayers for the police and other security that will be in Minneapolis on the streets with the COMMUNIST REVOLUTIONARIES & ANARCHIST AGITATORS. (Prayers continue for the DPD, Fire, & EMTs in Denver).

The ONE thing I’d like for these DUmmies to realize is that these people who are protesting aren’t exactly their friends! The Communist/Revolution sign should give them a clue. They will keep blaming the Republicans for stirring stuff up, and the corporate media for stirring things up, and will fail to realize that they’ve been had by A.N.S.W.E.R., and their Communist/Marxist/Maoist/Guevera-ite buddies! They have no concern whether their actions hurt the right or the left more - their whole agenda is to bring the US down altogether - YES DUmmies... EVEN THE DEMOCRATS!

/rant ;)


22 posted on 08/27/2008 8:05:01 AM PDT by LibertyRocks (BLOG: http://libertyrocks.wordpress.com ~ Anti-Obama Gear: http://cafepress.com/NO_ObamaBiden08)
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To: Charles Henrickson
the democratic party has variously ignored the left, used the left, been dishonest with the left, and generally failed the left. . . .

You mean all the while they were supposed to be speaking truth to power they were speaking lies to idiots?

23 posted on 08/27/2008 8:06:37 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Strange. Liberals are usually so well behaved.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
like someone pissing during the Olympic opening ceremony

But I really had to go.

24 posted on 08/27/2008 8:08:25 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Strange. Liberals are usually so well behaved.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

HOBBITS AGAINST THE WAR


25 posted on 08/27/2008 8:19:54 AM PDT by mikrofon (Lord of the [Left] Wings)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“hmmm. sound like the plan to recreate 68 is right on track.”

Ahh, progressives pushing for regression. I think I get it now....


26 posted on 08/27/2008 8:21:07 AM PDT by CSM (Hey if a small tax increase didn't work, a bigger tax increase should not work even BETTER!)
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To: LibertyRocks

You are spot on!


27 posted on 08/27/2008 8:24:21 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of the Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Charles Henrickson
One DUer in a recent thread . . . suggested that America should treat its dissidents like the Chinese, and "lock them all up." That was a DUer with a reasonable post count too, not some visiting disruptor.

I suspect that DUmmie was using "dissidents" as a term for "Republicans."

28 posted on 08/27/2008 8:24:48 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Strange. Liberals are usually so well behaved.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
What does everyone have against anarchists?

Anarchists for the Antichrist!

29 posted on 08/27/2008 8:28:13 AM PDT by mikrofon ("We are the One")
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To: Charles Henrickson
After the election, DU is going to change dramatically.

The names will change, but I'm sure there will be slick talkers over there to bilk you DUmmies out of untold thousands of dollars, one sawbuck at a time, to investigate election fraud.

Meanwhile, there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth, discussions of drugs both legal and illegal, conspiracy theories spiraling into a pit of paranoia and despair.

Not such a dramatic change as a return to normalcy.

30 posted on 08/27/2008 8:38:36 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Strange. Liberals are usually so well behaved.)
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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
I used to work in a place in NYC that had a communist bookstore next to it. It had all of the usual crap...Che posters and T's, "revolutionary" books, Posters with Bush as the coming of Satan...typical far far left crap.

Anyhoo, coworker of mine walks by it for the first time and goes OFF! Screaming, yelling, "You don't know what you're promoting", ...he just explodes. Myself and another guy drag him off (one on each arm) before he does something really stupid or violent and gets himself arrested.

I had always thought that my coworker was from Thailand....turns out he was from Cambodia. After we got him away from the scene, and got him calmed down enough so that he was making sense, we got most of the story....Father was a doctor and was killed by the PolPot regime. He and his mother escaped in a packing crate that went (I think...his english deteriorated when he got excited) from Cambodia to London via Singapore. I can't imagine the misery.

Sometimes, I wish that some of these Commie wanna-bes would talk to a person that really experienced Communism first hand. Of course, it might not even make a dent...diversity is good, but only when the diversity agrees with your pre-set opinions on a subject.

31 posted on 08/27/2008 8:56:13 AM PDT by wbill
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To: Charles Henrickson
One DUer in a recent thread . . . suggested that America should treat its dissidents like the Chinese, and "lock them all up." That was a DUer with a reasonable post count too, not some visiting disruptor.

[You THINK it was not some visiting disruptor. But can you be sure?]

If America treated all dissidents like the Chinese, there would be no DUmmies to post on the DUmp.


the protesters getting airplay are all PUMAS & other RW GOP plants.

[I was kinda suspicious of one of the protest leaders they interviewed....]

Rove, you magnificent b@$****!


Many actually think Democrats are "the left". . .

[This leftist DUmmie thinks that's such a ridiculous notion that he adds a smiley emoticon rolling on the floor and laughing.]

Well DUmmie, democrats ARE the left - left short on brains.


Protests at the Democratic Convention now may not be considered good timing.

[Democratic Understatement.]


I think that it's a really stupid way to promote left-wing causes.

[Your Kewpie Doll is in the mail!]

See CPT Obvious above DUmmie.

32 posted on 08/27/2008 9:15:21 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (A vote for any Democrat from BO on down the ticket is a vote for $10 a gallon gas.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Then instead of pepper spray or mace, the Minnesota police should open cans of surströmming, fermented herring (inexplicably popular in Sweden), which may be the foulest smell on earth.

Add some lutefisk for good measure.
33 posted on 08/27/2008 9:33:21 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
I worked with this guy who had a Che wallet.

Che wallet? I've seen Che T-Shirts but Che wallets is a new one.

34 posted on 08/27/2008 9:56:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!))
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To: Paul Heinzman

If the Democrats aren’t left enough for them, what do they want, a Communist government?


35 posted on 08/27/2008 10:48:10 AM PDT by mrsmel
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To: wbill
Even if someone like your friend spoke to them, it would go in one ear and out the other. Don't forget, they excused Stalin and Mao with the saying “you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs”. They claim to care for mankind, but only in the abstract-as pawns for their agenda. They hate humanity when taken as individuals. Just like Hollywood liberals, limousine liberals, etc.
36 posted on 08/27/2008 10:57:30 AM PDT by mrsmel
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To: Army Air Corps; Charles Henrickson

And some kimchee.


37 posted on 08/27/2008 11:00:26 AM PDT by mrsmel
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To: Paul Heinzman
like someone pissing during the Olympic opening ceremony

But I really had to go.

Does it matter if the television wasn't on, and I wasn't watching the ceremony anyway?

38 posted on 08/27/2008 11:05:17 AM PDT by Hoffer Rand (0bambi: the audacity of hype)
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To: mrsmel
it would go in one ear and out the other ...true. Like I said, Libs think that diversity is great, but only so long as the diversity agrees with them.
39 posted on 08/27/2008 11:08:39 AM PDT by wbill
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To: Purrcival
Which is why I usually post a simple "TT" and go back to read. No delay; type, check the radio button and !!, there it is.
40 posted on 08/27/2008 11:11:37 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel ("Viola": a midsized member of the violin family often mistaken for the exclamatory "Voila"!)
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