The names will change, but I'm sure there will be slick talkers over there to bilk you DUmmies out of untold thousands of dollars, one sawbuck at a time, to investigate election fraud.
Meanwhile, there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth, discussions of drugs both legal and illegal, conspiracy theories spiraling into a pit of paranoia and despair.
Not such a dramatic change as a return to normalcy.
You forgot asstrology, man!