To: jmpmstr4u2
Well that’s something way out there...
2 posted on
08/12/2008 11:35:03 AM PDT by
wastedyears
(Show me your precious darlings, and I will crush them all)
To: jmpmstr4u2
3 posted on
08/12/2008 11:37:15 AM PDT by
mnehring
To: jmpmstr4u2
Well I would certainly believe a thug would support Obama....
4 posted on
08/12/2008 11:37:58 AM PDT by
Tzimisce
(How Would Mohammed Vote? Obama for President!)
To: jmpmstr4u2
6 posted on
08/12/2008 11:40:53 AM PDT by
DCPatriot
("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
To: jmpmstr4u2
Who posted my letter?
I thought this was confidential.....
Geez...Ya’ can’t even trust Dear Abbey anymore...
7 posted on
08/12/2008 11:46:24 AM PDT by
nevergore
("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
To: jmpmstr4u2
I see this as a sad commentary on what Liberal "social engineering" has wrought.
All things considered, if his fiancé isn't bothered by any of the other stuff, she'll be an avid Obambi supporter herself and will "love" him all the more for it - knowing he'll be a "castrati" spineless push-over who will give in to her every wish.
To: jmpmstr4u2
At least there is no journalist in the family!
9 posted on
08/12/2008 11:50:51 AM PDT by
verity
("Lord, what fools we mortals be!")
To: jmpmstr4u2
11 posted on
08/12/2008 11:55:29 AM PDT by
Phlap
(REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
To: jmpmstr4u2
Answer’s to the name of “Lucky”.
12 posted on
08/12/2008 11:58:59 AM PDT by
pvoce
To: jmpmstr4u2; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition; Darksheare; Lakeshark; Allegra; restornu; PhilDragoo; ..
13 posted on
08/12/2008 12:29:18 PM PDT by
Lady Jag
(The trouble isn't that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn't distributed right)
To: jmpmstr4u2
19 posted on
08/12/2008 1:07:48 PM PDT by
reagan_fanatic
("And how can this be? For I am the Kwisatz Haderach! " - Barack Obama)
To: jmpmstr4u2
23 posted on
08/12/2008 2:04:46 PM PDT by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: jmpmstr4u2
I heard it that a teacher was going around the fifth-grade classroom asking the students what their parents did to earn a living. There was the usual mixture of working people and professionals, but one little boy told the class his Mom was a single mother and she earned her living by dancing and stripping at a local club for men. He added that sometimes she would go home with them and spend the night if the money was right. The teacher sensed the embarrassment in the boy's voice and said it was time to get ready for recess. As the kids were putting their books away the teacher called the boy to her desk and asked it that was true about his mom. He replied, no but she worked to help get Barrack Obama elected and he was ashamed to admit that.
To: jmpmstr4u2
I get it: he doesn’t want the ho to kno that he’s no longer supporting Hillary, seein’ as that’s his people.
To: jmpmstr4u2; Fiddlstix; PhilDragoo; Liz; onyx; potlatch; devolve; MEG33; Grampa Dave; Lady Jag; ...
hahahahaaaaaa!
What a HOOT !!!
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Humor break ping !!
34 posted on
08/13/2008 7:54:44 AM PDT by
MeekOneGOP
(McRINO needs reach across the aisle to Conservatives for a CHANGE! Dang him!!!)
To: jmpmstr4u2
36 posted on
08/13/2008 8:06:30 AM PDT by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The democRATS are near the tipping point.)
To: jmpmstr4u2
You sound like you come from a family that would support Obama, but don’t tell her if anyone in your family ever voted for Bill Clinton.
To: jmpmstr4u2
Oldie but goodie making its rounds.
39 posted on
08/13/2008 8:16:03 AM PDT by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: jmpmstr4u2
There is another one that recently circulated and landed
in my email inbox ...
- - - - - - - - - -
This is why we love Texans...
This is what I like about Texans; they get right to the point, and most of
the time what they say is correct. I sure agree with this one.
- - -
T. B. Bechtel, a part-time City Councilman from Midland, TX, was asked
on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought of the allegations of
torture of the Iraqi prisoners.
His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous
applause from the audience.
‘If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner’s balls to a car’s battery cables will
save one Texas GI’s life, then I have just three things to say,
Red is positive,
Black is negative,
Make sure his balls are wet.’
53 posted on
08/13/2008 9:07:25 PM PDT by
MeekOneGOP
(McRINO needs reach across the aisle to Conservatives for a CHANGE! Dang him!!!)
To: jmpmstr4u2; hiredhand; Larry Lucido; Eaker; Tijeras_Slim
Another funny for ya !
I went to the US Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal information and then asked me what I had invented. I said, “A folding bottle.” She said, “What do you call it?” “A Fottle.” “What else do you have?” “A folding carton.” “What is it called?” “A Farton.”
She snickered and said, “Those are silly names and one of them sounds kind of crude.” I was so upset about her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.
57 posted on
08/14/2008 3:53:07 PM PDT by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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