There is another one that recently circulated and landed
in my email inbox ...
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This is why we love Texans...
This is what I like about Texans; they get right to the point, and most of
the time what they say is correct. I sure agree with this one.
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T. B. Bechtel, a part-time City Councilman from Midland, TX, was asked
on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought of the allegations of
torture of the Iraqi prisoners.
His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous
applause from the audience.
‘If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner’s balls to a car’s battery cables will
save one Texas GI’s life, then I have just three things to say,
Red is positive,
Black is negative,
Make sure his balls are wet.’
also found here:
http://www.intruderalert.com/cafe/index.cfm?page=topic&topicID=123884&start=41
about half-way down that page. :)