Posted on 07/31/2008 3:24:37 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
Oops, there goes another one under the bus! Latest member of the FFOB (Former Friends of Barry) Club: Rapper "Ludacris." Barry's FORMER favorite rapper came out this week with a "rap song" (sic) designed to HELP the Possumptive Democrat Candidate. Let's take a listen to the lovely Ludacris lyrics:
I'm back on it like I just signed my record deal
Yeah, the best is here, the Bentley Coupe paint is drippin' wet, it got sex appeal
Never shoulda hated, you never shoulda doubted him
With a slot in the President's iPod, Obama shouted him
Said I handle my biz and I'm one of his favorite rappers
Well, give Luda a special pardon if I'm ever in the slammer
Better yet, put me in office, make me your Vice-President
Hillary hated on you, so that b*tch is irrelevant
Now Jesse talkin' slick and apologizin'--for what?
If you said it, then you meant it, how you want it head or gut
And all you other politicians tryin' to hate on my man
Watch us win majority vote in every state on my man
You can't stop what's 'bout to happen, we 'bout to make history
The first black President, it's destined and it's meant to be
The threats ain't fazin' us, the nooses or the jokes
Get off your ass, black people, it's time to get out and vote
Paint the White House black, and I'm sure that's got 'em terrified
McCain don't belong in any chair unless he's paralyzed
Yeah, I said it, 'cause Bush is mentally handicapped
Ball up all of his speeches and just throw 'em like candy wrap
'Cause what you talkin', I hear nothin' even relevant
And you the worst of all 43 presidents
Get out and vote or the end'll be near
The world is ready for change, 'cause Obama is here, yeah
'Cause Obama is here
The world is ready for change, 'cause Obama is here, yeah
'Cause Obama is here . . .
Well, this is sure to "rap up" the election for the B-man now, dontcha think? No? As a matter of fact, within mere hours Team Obama once again had to issue their now standard disavowment of an unhelpful supporter. Join the crowd, Luda! Wright, Pfleger, Rezko, Ayers . . . the list goes on and on. E UNDERBUS POSSUM!
But before we get to the KOmmies' reaction to all this, let's sing a tribute to the People on the Pavement:
MY HOPES
Tune: "High Hopes"
Next time you choose
To get your name in the news
There's a bridge to be burned
Guess what--you lose
Just what made my Reverend Wright
Think his racist rants were alright
Everyone knows in a tight fight
I need votes that are white
But he hurt my hopes
He hurt my hopes
He hurt my White-House-try don't-deny hopes
So if we've been friends very long
But you do me wrong
There's no longer an "us"
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
When scandals break
And you've made a mistake
There's a bridge to be burned
My name's at stake
My pal Rezko got me a house
Room for me, my kids, and my spouse
But losin' a trial has aroused doubts
Now I think he's a louse
'Cause he hurt my hopes
He hurt my hopes
He hurt my White-House-try don't-deny hopes
So if you've been a friend of mine
Better get in line
Your turn's comin' like thus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
('Cause he hurt my hopes
He hurt my hopes
He hurt my White-House-try don't-deny hopes)
So if you make my numbers slip
You'll soon take a trip
Where you're covered with dust
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
The bus!
Now back to Ludacris and his lyrics. Surely the leftist blogosphere must DENOUNCE and REJECT such hateful tripe! Uh, not exactly. Some of them actually liked this song--at first. Then political reality set in. Now many of them rap Ludacris, not because they disagree with the content, but only because this c-rap will not play well in Peoria and Pennsylvania. They're afraid it will backfire and hurt Obama's chances. Check out this THREAD, "Ludacris: 'Obama is here!'" and this THREAD, "Jeremiah Ludacris," and this THREAD, "'Oh Lord, now he likes rappers too much.'"
So now slip on your do-rag and your bling-bling and get down widjo' bad self, as we katch the KOmmie KOmments in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--AKA "Ludarin"--is in the [Barackets]:
I love Ludacris. . . . He is a certified badass. . . . Now Luda has given his shout out to Barack in a big way, and while this might get Obama a little heat, it's a tight song and has some zingers for McBush (both of them).
[It might get Obama "a little heat." This is like saying the Titanic took on "a little water."]
He's certainly better with the English language than our current president. . . .
[W could never come up with a bon mot as clever and witty as:
Yeah, I said it, 'cause Bush is mentally handicapped
Ball up all of his speeches and just throw 'em like candy wrap]
i find it f*cking hillarious. old white people will be terrified. . . .
["Old white people," i.e., people who vote.]
Love it! But OMG, wait until Fox gets wind of it.
[The quick lousy Fox jumps all over the brown man's doggerel.]
Tips for LUDA!!!!
[Taps for LUDA!!!!]
Oh the "wingnuts" are going to love this.
[Hee! Hee! Reality begins to set in.]
Obama rejected the lyrics and said Ludacris should be "ashamed" (at least his campaign released that statement).
[E UNDERBUS POSSUM!]
There have been several rappers who have done some songs about Obama. He is number one with them.
[How is he doing with the child molester vote?]
Jeremiah Ludacris
[Wright you are!]
And THIS asshole is in heavy rotation on Barack Obama’s iPod? The aural equivalent of "my spiritual mentor" that Republicans are sure to have a field day with.
[It's a gift! Thanx!]
Ludacris, meet bus.
[Democratic Underbus.]
Is Ludacris being paid by the RNC?
[He's a Perfect Rovian Plant.]
Ludacris is an entertainer, not a potential cabinet member!
[Ludacris for Secretary of Offense.]
Ludacris smells money and he's cashing in.
[Ludacris knows Lucrativ.]
Markos needs to apologize. The stupidity in this diary and much of the comments really offends me.
[Life in the Looney Left: Everyone demands an apology from everybody for everything.]
this diary hurts my soul. . . .
[This diary hurts my sides--from laughing!]
Obama has zero to do with this story.
[Zero possumus.]
HE'S ON OBAMA'S IPOD. . . .
[Vero iPodumus.]
Ludacris is a witty, well spoken, and brash entertainer.
["McCain don't belong in any chair unless he's paralyzed." Such wit! Cole Porter, eat your heart out!]
i liked the song and the beat. . . .
[It's easy to dance to. . . . I give it an 84.]
I may feel like expressing myself by running down the street naked except for strategically placed Obama stickers. But I would stop and think and ask myself if that would likely influence my neighbors to vote for Obama---or not.
[So what did you decide, benburch?]
Idiot Rapper
[Redundant.]
Obama has appeared with Ludicris publicly, met with him privately, and has called him a "friend".
["This is not the Ludacris I knew."]
I don't like rap. I actually can use the word hate when it comes to rap.
[RACIST!]
i hate Norway. now, i don't need to even visit Norway or meet more than a couple norwegians to know I hate it.
[And, as a Swede, I can say you are right.]
i don't like absolutes. . . .
[Me too! I think everyone who likes absolutes should be taken out and SHOT!]
Yo yo yo! P-Heinie is in da house before da PING!
in before ping!
PING!
Yeah, but you knew it was coming! I rule, no Top Ten for you!
(Or for me, either, since I am just using this space to discipline you.)
I’m too old for rap.
“Not the Ludacris I knew a month ago”.....
Top ten, Charlie?
With all of the “friends” that Obama (NoBumpa) is throwing under the bus, he’s going to need bigger wheels for more space.
I have directed my attorney to file papers demanding you remit me the amount required to replace my keyboard and monitor, as a result of my violent expulsion of bodily fluids upon same.
You'll be hearing from me, PJ.
:^)
What tha shizzle, ma mizzle? Man, dat so wack!
PEACE!
And why he isn't incarcerated badass is God's own mystery.
:^D
[It's easy to dance to. . . . I give it an 84.]
What tha shizzle, ma mizzle? Man, dat so wack! PEACE!
Word.
But for people who are awake during voting hours, he's number two.
Dang, it is getting very crowded under the bus. He needs to get a jumbo model.
LOL.
Is Ludacris being paid by the RNC?
Yes, don't you know that Karl Rove pays everyone to damage Obama. Reverend Wright was hired by Rove at Trinity United.
[He's a Perfect Rovian Plant.]
LOL
“Paint the White House black”?
Oh, no he di’nt!
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