I have directed my attorney to file papers demanding you remit me the amount required to replace my keyboard and monitor, as a result of my violent expulsion of bodily fluids upon same.
You'll be hearing from me, PJ.
:^)
Expulsion of bodily fluids?
On your keyboard and monitor?
I'm afraid to ask how this was accomplished, or where aforementioned keyboard and monitor were when said bodily fluids were expelled.... ;-)
Now, spewing coffee all over the office desk, like I did, would be "involuntary explosive expulsion of a recently ingested liquid"....