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McCain To Pick Joe Lieberman For VP Slot
Counterjab ^ | 06/15/08 | Chris Davis

Posted on 06/15/2008 7:02:58 PM PDT by writer33

Washington—After years and years of taking it in the shorts by moderate Republicans, John McCain has decided to pick Joe Lieberman as his Vice Presidential running mate. This move breaks a long standing history of Republican tradition, and throws the Republican Party into utter chaos.

The move, made after months of pandering to the left, is all part of the McCain strategy to reach out to Democrats and feed his out of control ego. The McCain camp had thought long and hard about selecting Hillary Clinton, but agreed that making that move might be going too far. So, the Lieberman choice was a virtual compromise to his otherwise “maverick” behavior.

“You see,” McCain fired, “this is my election. Bush stole what was rightfully mine. And we’re doing it my way. Understand! It’s all about me!”

Many conservative talk radio hosts have been outspoken, noting that since McCain is no conservative, he should at least pick a conservative for his Vice Presidential candidate. The Lieberman pick is a move that is giving those conservatives a “fickle finger of fate.”

“I can’t believe he did this,” yelled a perturbed Mark Levin. “This loser—and that’s what he is, a loser—could’ve picked a conservative for four years down the road. But he can forget about my vote! You hear me, McCain. You’re as out of control as the Supreme Court!”

“After his Marxist behavior on CEO’s,” quipped Limbaugh, “this really doesn’t surprise me at all. He’s been trying to stick it to the Republican Party since 2000. We are so screwed, and I can’t overstate that enough!”

“The ninth ring of hell is devoted to John McCain,” blasted Ann Coulter. “He is a despicable, spineless jellyfish, and I can’t wait to see him burn!”

“I don’t give a rat’s behind as to what Levin, Limbaugh, Coulter or Free Republic says,” belted a pissed McCain. “I have a spot on my left, lower cheek for all of them to kiss. So bend over and kiss it!”

Despite the comments from many conservatives, it has become obvious that Senator McCain is not a conservative, nor will he ever be, and any hopes beyond this primary season is just that…hope.


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Comment #121 Removed by Moderator

To: EagleandLiberty
Psst Spunky:

That is what 'Cry Baby Conservatives' will be doing to the USA if they stay home - Or vote Third Party. I believe the CBCs are really LIBERALS who are happy that they got a marxist running.

122 posted on 06/16/2008 8:51:29 AM PDT by EagleandLiberty (Psst... Serious questions Conservatives - want McCain or a Marxist in the White House?)
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To: Paige

You can’t seriously be so lacking in brain cells and so utterly stupid to believe these quotes are real....can you?


123 posted on 06/16/2008 8:59:25 AM PDT by rwfromkansas
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To: EagleandLiberty

PPPPHHHLLLBBBTTT


124 posted on 06/16/2008 1:54:55 PM PDT by luvie (((((hugs)))) heal!)
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To: no dems

I do, too.


125 posted on 06/16/2008 1:56:36 PM PDT by luvie (((((hugs)))) heal!)
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To: LUV W

LOL! Well said.


126 posted on 06/16/2008 2:28:22 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: EagleandLiberty

Nope, not a cry baby conservative. I am an honest Conservative and I will vote accordingly in November.

I vote in Alaska so it won’t much matter anyway.

Any more questions?


127 posted on 06/16/2008 2:32:51 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: lolhelp

Tip: ALWAYS check the “Keywords”. In these days though, it’s still hard to think this is not all a big joke.


128 posted on 06/16/2008 2:33:00 PM PDT by stevio (Crunchy Con - God, guns, guts, and organically grown crunchy nuts.)
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To: Jet Jaguar

*grin*

How are you JJ?


129 posted on 06/16/2008 3:54:55 PM PDT by luvie (((((hugs)))) heal!)
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To: LUV W

Good here!


130 posted on 06/16/2008 3:58:53 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: Jet Jaguar

Good deal!


131 posted on 06/16/2008 4:02:05 PM PDT by luvie (((((hugs)))) heal!)
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To: no dems
I still think that Sarah Palin, Gov. or Alaska, would be McCain’s best choice for VEEP.

Not a bad choice.

132 posted on 06/16/2008 9:45:00 PM PDT by writer33 (I'm Still Whining That Rush Limbaugh Isn't Doing Enough To Elect A Conservative)
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To: BufordP
You’re welcome. Thought it’d make a nice addition.

It was perfect. Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.

133 posted on 06/16/2008 9:46:10 PM PDT by writer33 (I'm Still Whining That Rush Limbaugh Isn't Doing Enough To Elect A Conservative)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Great graphics. Thanks for posting, Tolerance.


134 posted on 06/16/2008 9:46:57 PM PDT by writer33 (I'm Still Whining That Rush Limbaugh Isn't Doing Enough To Elect A Conservative)
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To: EagleandLiberty
What it tells me is that John McCain is going to win!!

Probably so. Obama is going to have a hard time if he can't use a teleprompter.

135 posted on 06/16/2008 9:48:15 PM PDT by writer33 (I'm Still Whining That Rush Limbaugh Isn't Doing Enough To Elect A Conservative)
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To: writer33

McCain, the gutless wonder, didn’t come to the Texas Republican Convention held June 12-14 in Houston. Now, he’s giving a speech in Houston tomorrow, June 17, in the convention center Americus hotel and staying around to gather money. He was too chicken to come to our convention; I hope no one shows up in Houston and he gets no money.

Not voting for him so don’t care who he chooses as VP. Maybe he and Obama can become co-presidents.


136 posted on 06/16/2008 10:12:28 PM PDT by Marcella (Will work in my rose garden (with wine) and not listen to McCain.)
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To: Marcella
McCain, the gutless wonder, didn’t come to the Texas Republican Convention held June 12-14 in Houston.

McCain is a busy man, pandering to the blue states about Global Warming.

137 posted on 06/16/2008 10:15:34 PM PDT by writer33 (I'm Still Whining That Rush Limbaugh Isn't Doing Enough To Elect A Conservative)
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To: EagleandLiberty

‘CRY BABY CONSERVATIVES’


Believe you are a McCain “plant”. Many true conservatives on this board will not vote for a liberal for president; has nothing to do with the other former Republican presidential candidates. You would know that had you been here longer. I resent your calling our members that name because we stick to our principles. Vote for a liberal if you choose; we will not.


138 posted on 06/16/2008 10:33:34 PM PDT by Marcella (Will work in my rose garden (with wine) and not listen to McCain.)
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To: Jet Jaguar

You are a ‘CRY BABY Conservative’, yes, McCain is not my choice in the PRIMARIES, but between the two who have a REALISTIC CHANCE at the White House, I will be voting AGAINST the MARXIST.


139 posted on 06/17/2008 8:02:07 AM PDT by EagleandLiberty (Psst... Serious questions Conservatives - want McCain or a Marxist in the White House?)
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To: Marcella
‘CRY BABY CONSERVATIVES’ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Believe you are a McCain “plant”. Many true conservatives on this board will not vote for a liberal for president; has nothing to do with the other former Republican presidential candidates. You would know that had you been here longer. I resent your calling our members that name because we stick to our principles. Vote for a liberal if you choose; we will not.

Yes you'll be helping a MARXIST win. Then we will really have trouble trying to make the USA into a FREE COUNTRY. You OBAMA supporters, are the plants. I'm a TRUE small government, low tax CONSERVATIVE and a MODERATE SOCIALLY (I do not care if my neighbor is gay, or a polygamist or sleeps with a blow up doll). I'm sick of you OBAMA SUPPORTERS!

140 posted on 06/17/2008 8:08:12 AM PDT by EagleandLiberty (Psst... Serious questions Conservatives - want McCain or a Marxist in the White House?)
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