DUmmie FUnnies 04-26-08 ("REC if you think that dirtbag Limbaugh should be JAILED or FINED...")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 04/26/2008 | ELRON HUBBARD, DUmmies and Paul Heinzman

[Paul Heinzman]

Lesson for you LFT wannabes out there: Don't reveal yourself on your seventh post. Post 999 "LOL's" and then go to town.

[Paul Heinzman]

He sure stirred the honey pot. Most of the posts I quoted were from Elron. He’s a made guy, meaning he’s got 1000+ posts. If he’s an LFT, he’s a good one.

[Paul Heinzman]

Hey! I don’t remembering letting you go to my basement to take pictures! :-)

[Paul Heinzman]

I’m sure this person doesn’t have a clue what was said.

No, s/he doesn't. Liberals take EVERYTING out of context, and accuse us of taking things out of context. Conservatives take things at face value.

When Jeremiah Wright sez "God bless America?...no no no...God DAMN America; it's in the Bible" and they get called out for it they say we took it out of context.

Explain to me exactly what context makes "God DAMN America" proper, acceptable.

[scratcher]

LOL!

"Wow, DUmmie MonkeyFunk, those therapy sessions really are working out"

TOP 10

[I_Like_Spam]

Live and learn, I never realized Rush had such influence with the moonbats that they would riot at his mere suggestion that they will.

I think these dummies are just putting people on with their incredible naivete.

[Erasmus]

I look at it as PDOP (Personality Disorders On Parade).

But in the DUmmies' defense, I guess adolescense is a kind of PD.

[RatsDawg]

“How can that piece of human waste, this toxic sludge dripping down the ass crack of humanity, still be allowed to broadcast hate....?”

I wonder if this DUmmie has ever heard of the term, Oxymoron.

[RatsDawg]

Funny how Air America, the msm, and other left wing publications can talk about assassinating the president, and they don't call for their heads to roll.

[beckysueb]

Great job, Paul! Boy the DUmmies are having a severe breakout of RDS, Rush Derangement Syndrome. Geraldo said tonight, for some reason the Obama exit polls just aren’t accurate. Wonder why. Operation Chaos? Paybacks a b@#&h, ain’t it DUmmies?

[beckysueb]

He would probably think it was a new drug or something.

[Purrcival]

I may move from the computer to that phone over and call someone about this outrage...but I am kind of hungry...where did I put that number for the pizza guy?

"Mom! I need money for pizza!"

[libs_kma]

It makes me extremely happy to see the libtards this foaming at the mouth mad at Rush.

I would like and listen to Rush even if they didn't hate him so much, but that they do is the icing on the cake.

I use Rush sometimes as a litmus test if I meet someone and I get a vibe that I don't like them very much.

I'll mention something I heard on Rush, and if they get defensive I figure they're most likely just a stupid lib and I can dismiss them and do something more productive with my time. Sometimes that includes tweaking them about being a white guilt liberal before I leave.

I have a few friends who don't like Rush but we've learned to never talk politics, but on balance I've found that most of the time they're NPR and Air America flunkies and all they'll do is aggravate me to no end.

My wife works with a lady whose husband is a major tool. He falls in the Air America listener category and at every event where we see each other I have a blast getting under his skin. I know he goes home and tells his wife he hates me, but so far his wife hasn't brought it up with mine.

I hope she never does because usually it's a wedding or something and I'm bored to tears. So pissing him off is the only show in town.

[PJ-Comix]

Elrond was also the first poster to this edition on my blog.

[Paul Heinzman]

I went to check it out. I left “anonymous” a little advise while I was there.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

“That radical could throw that cup of coffee at you at any minute”

Sorry, against the laws of nature...physically impossible. A Lutheran with coffee is bound by Newton’s First Law; An object at rest tends to stay at rest unless acted on by an outside force.

[rockrr]

I love this post from your blog:

Swiftboating is when you irk Democrats by telling the truth about them, (or better yet, by quoting them verbatim), to their hysterical, sputtering anger and hysterical wailing.

I propose that what Limbaugh has done... that is, make a canny prediction of disaster, embarassment, and humiliation, (to the exquisite consternation of the DUmmies), should henceforth be called "Rushboating"

He's earned it.

Besides, it will further immortalize him, along with other notable buzzwords such as "Rovian"-tactics, "a Dukakis Moment" (doofus in the tank), "Kerryesque" (boring, elitist, flipfloppery), etc.

The only one he left out was "Clintonian" (Machiavellian hillbilly style) ;'}

[PJ-Comix]

WOO HOO! A vicious rightwing fan of the DUFUs has made something special available to DUFU fans! I should have it on my blog tomorrow. Actually I do have it on my blog right now (right side) but more details tomorrow.

[gardencatz]

Are you kidding...they had a thread over there the other day about how Ward Churchill and his Recreate68 buddy were CIA plants. Pretty decent sized thread, too. Mike Malloy says RECREATE 68 is a CIA front

Cindie

[dirtbiker]

Do they ever get it?

No, they don't....

And, apparently, they aren't, either....