Posted on 04/24/2008 10:31:55 PM PDT by writer33
DenverIn what could be one of the few times in American history, Denver residents are proposing a lynching party for Rush Limbaugh. The proposals come after the second time Limbaugh implied that riots could happen in Denver after the Democrat nominee is selected.
For what has been an extreme, right wing radio program since its inception in 1988, Limbaugh continued to push the race issue, taunting liberals, and leaving in his wake disgruntled Denver residents.
I hope Limbaugh brings his fat butt to Denver, fired Jim Rope, a 46-year old Meineke mechanic. Ive got the tree already picked out!
I cant believe anyone listens to this racist fool, exclaimed Shirley Watts, a 58-year old Albertsons grocery clerk. I think weve found the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler. He simply goes beyond the pale every time he turns on the mike. Its got to stop now!
Glenn Spagnuolo, an organizer with the group Re-create 68 called Limbaugh a fool. He continued in his tirade, labeling Limbaughs listeners illiterate.
We dont need another 5,000 illiterate Limbaugh listeners coming to Denver. In fact, if they do come, they best bring themselves a lunch, because this butt whipping that Im gonna give them will last all day!
The FCC really needs to get this racist pig off the air! Ive had it with Limbaugh and his army of goons, claimed John Dung, a 62-year old law partner at Dung and Dung, LLP. In fact, Im going to look at serious litigation against Mr. Rush Hudson Limbaugh III. Weve got to stop this maniac!
Although Limbaugh said that he only dreamed of riots in Denver during the Democratic National Convention, many are skeptical, including Mayor John Hickenlooper.
Anyone who would call for riots in an American city has clearly lost their bearings, stated Hickenlooper. In reality, theyve lost their minds. Give me a call Rush. Ive got the number of a good psychiatrist.
Rush Limbaugh should be arrested, frog marched out of his southern EIB command post, flown to Denver, Colorado, and lynched at Invesco Field, said Pastor Randle Scott, a 47-year old Southern Baptist Preacher at Oakdale Baptist Church. Weve been fostering race relations for nearly forty years, and this imbecile isnt helping anything.
Darn right we gonna riot, yo, claimed Kwame Lyons, a 27-year old gang banger. If O isnt selected, then were gonna bring down the house! Yo, Snerdley. Why you be workin for the man? Tell the truth now, dog. He makes you ride in the back of the bus, dont he. Come back to the brothers. Get rid of your white master!
No matter what the outcome of the selected nominee at the Democratic National Convention, it appears that Denver is headed for riots, and that Rush Limbaugh will be blamed.
Jim Rope? LOL!
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Thanks for the bump, E.G.C.
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That is correct. And part of the quote is factual as well. The rest is satirical. Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.
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They probably do. Dung & Dung appear all across the U.S. Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.
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That's not believable. Nobody would name a kid Kwame. What idiot would give their kid the same name as the tyrant and general moron Kwame Nkrumah?
Exactly. I always put absurd things in their so that it's obvious it's satire.
I don't think you got me. (:>)
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McCain is a mistake! Vote Nader!! Give Democrats GANG-GREEN!!!
It was indeed a good thrashing, and you're right, we should all vote for Nader. :-)
You’re lucky. I was going until they got to the gang-banger, yo!
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