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Denver Residents Propose A Lynching Party For Rush Limbaugh
Counterjab ^ | April 25, 2008 | Chris Davis

Posted on 04/24/2008 10:31:55 PM PDT by writer33

Denver—In what could be one of the few times in American history, Denver residents are proposing a lynching party for Rush Limbaugh. The proposals come after the second time Limbaugh implied that riots could happen in Denver after the Democrat nominee is selected.

For what has been an extreme, right wing radio program since its inception in 1988, Limbaugh continued to push the race issue, taunting liberals, and leaving in his wake disgruntled Denver residents.

“I hope Limbaugh brings his fat butt to Denver,” fired Jim Rope, a 46-year old Meineke mechanic. “I’ve got the tree already picked out!”

“I can’t believe anyone listens to this racist fool,” exclaimed Shirley Watts, a 58-year old Albertsons grocery clerk. “I think we’ve found the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler. He simply goes beyond the pale every time he turns on the mike. It’s got to stop now!”

Glenn Spagnuolo, an organizer with the group Re-create 68 called Limbaugh “a fool.” He continued in his tirade, labeling Limbaugh’s listeners “illiterate.”

“We don’t need another 5,000 illiterate Limbaugh listeners coming to Denver. In fact, if they do come, they best bring themselves a lunch, because this butt whipping that I’m gonna give them will last all day!”

“The FCC really needs to get this racist pig off the air! I’ve had it with Limbaugh and his army of goons,” claimed John Dung, a 62-year old law partner at Dung and Dung, LLP. “In fact, I’m going to look at serious litigation against Mr. Rush Hudson Limbaugh III. We’ve got to stop this maniac!”

Although Limbaugh said that he only “dreamed of riots in Denver during the Democratic National Convention,” many are skeptical, including Mayor John Hickenlooper.

“Anyone who would call for riots in an American city has clearly lost their bearings,” stated Hickenlooper. “In reality, they’ve lost their minds. Give me a call Rush. I’ve got the number of a good psychiatrist.”

“Rush Limbaugh should be arrested, frog marched out of his southern EIB command post, flown to Denver, Colorado, and lynched at Invesco Field,” said Pastor Randle Scott, a 47-year old Southern Baptist Preacher at Oakdale Baptist Church. “We’ve been fostering race relations for nearly forty years, and this imbecile isn’t helping anything.”

“Darn right we gonna riot, yo,” claimed Kwame Lyons, a 27-year old gang banger. “If O isn’t selected, then we’re gonna bring down the house! Yo, Snerdley. Why you be workin’ for the man? Tell the truth now, dog. He makes you ride in the back of the bus, don’t he. Come back to the brothers. Get rid of your white master!”

No matter what the outcome of the selected nominee at the Democratic National Convention, it appears that Denver is headed for riots, and that Rush Limbaugh will be blamed.


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: 2008dncconvention; humor; recreate68; rush; satire; talkradio
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To: writer33

Jim Rope? LOL!


41 posted on 04/25/2008 10:49:32 AM PDT by b4its2late (Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
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To: Tainan

Thanks for readng Tainan. I appreciate it. Glad you enjoyed it.


42 posted on 04/25/2008 11:05:16 AM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: dr_lew

Thanks for reading. I appreciate it. Glad you enjoyed it.


43 posted on 04/25/2008 11:08:00 AM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: humblegunner

Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.


44 posted on 04/25/2008 11:08:29 AM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: E.G.C.

Thanks for the bump, E.G.C.


45 posted on 04/25/2008 11:08:48 AM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: PGalt

Thanks for reading. I appreciate it. Glad you enjoyed it.


46 posted on 04/25/2008 11:09:41 AM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: dawn53
But what isn’t satire is that the recreate68 group really plan on causing problems. The name alone implies what they’re up to.

That is correct. And part of the quote is factual as well. The rest is satirical. Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.

47 posted on 04/25/2008 11:12:25 AM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: BufordP

Thanks for reading. I appreciate it. Glad you enjoyed it.


48 posted on 04/25/2008 11:13:04 AM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: geezerwheezer

Thanks for reading, geezer. I appreciate it. Glad you enoyed it.


49 posted on 04/25/2008 11:14:09 AM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: KosmicKitty

Thanks for reading. I appreciate it. Glad you enjoyed it. Good luck with the Uncle. :-)


50 posted on 04/25/2008 11:15:12 AM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: Paulus Invictus
Err... I think Dung & Dung have an office here.

They probably do. Dung & Dung appear all across the U.S. Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.

51 posted on 04/25/2008 11:16:33 AM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: Enterprise

Thanks for reading. Glad you enjoyed it, captain. It appears that my authenticity needs work.


52 posted on 04/25/2008 11:17:35 AM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: b4its2late

Glad you enjoyed it, b4. Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.


53 posted on 04/25/2008 11:19:01 AM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: writer33
“Darn right we gonna riot, yo,” claimed Kwame Lyons, a 27-year old gang banger.

That's not believable. Nobody would name a kid Kwame. What idiot would give their kid the same name as the tyrant and general moron Kwame Nkrumah?

54 posted on 04/25/2008 11:26:03 AM PDT by Stentor
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To: Stentor
What idiot would give their kid the same name as the tyrant and general moron Kwame Nkrumah?

Exactly. I always put absurd things in their so that it's obvious it's satire.

55 posted on 04/25/2008 11:37:32 AM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: writer33
I always put absurd things in their so that it's obvious it's satire.

I don't think you got me. (:>)

56 posted on 04/25/2008 11:40:10 AM PDT by Stentor
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To: Stentor

Thanks for reading, Stentor. Glad you enjoyed it. :-)


57 posted on 04/25/2008 11:43:25 AM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: writer33
This may be satire, and quite excellent at that, but Rush's thrashing of McCain the MISTAKE this morning was NOT satire, yet was most excellent!!!

McCain is a mistake! Vote Nader!! Give Democrats GANG-GREEN!!!

58 posted on 04/25/2008 11:59:35 AM PDT by SierraWasp (Out of the dung of adversity, spring the seeds of opportunity! America will always be exceptional!!!)
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To: SierraWasp
This may be satire, and quite excellent at that, but Rush's thrashing of McCain the MISTAKE this morning was NOT satire, yet was most excellent!!!

It was indeed a good thrashing, and you're right, we should all vote for Nader. :-)

59 posted on 04/25/2008 12:13:57 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: KJC1; writer33

You’re lucky. I was going until they got to the gang-banger, yo!


60 posted on 04/25/2008 12:17:01 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (To the liberal, there's no sacrifice too big for somebody else to make. --FReeper popdonnelly)
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