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Denver Residents Propose A Lynching Party For Rush Limbaugh
Counterjab ^ | April 25, 2008 | Chris Davis

Posted on 04/24/2008 10:31:55 PM PDT by writer33

Denver—In what could be one of the few times in American history, Denver residents are proposing a lynching party for Rush Limbaugh. The proposals come after the second time Limbaugh implied that riots could happen in Denver after the Democrat nominee is selected.

For what has been an extreme, right wing radio program since its inception in 1988, Limbaugh continued to push the race issue, taunting liberals, and leaving in his wake disgruntled Denver residents.

“I hope Limbaugh brings his fat butt to Denver,” fired Jim Rope, a 46-year old Meineke mechanic. “I’ve got the tree already picked out!”

“I can’t believe anyone listens to this racist fool,” exclaimed Shirley Watts, a 58-year old Albertsons grocery clerk. “I think we’ve found the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler. He simply goes beyond the pale every time he turns on the mike. It’s got to stop now!”

Glenn Spagnuolo, an organizer with the group Re-create 68 called Limbaugh “a fool.” He continued in his tirade, labeling Limbaugh’s listeners “illiterate.”

“We don’t need another 5,000 illiterate Limbaugh listeners coming to Denver. In fact, if they do come, they best bring themselves a lunch, because this butt whipping that I’m gonna give them will last all day!”

“The FCC really needs to get this racist pig off the air! I’ve had it with Limbaugh and his army of goons,” claimed John Dung, a 62-year old law partner at Dung and Dung, LLP. “In fact, I’m going to look at serious litigation against Mr. Rush Hudson Limbaugh III. We’ve got to stop this maniac!”

Although Limbaugh said that he only “dreamed of riots in Denver during the Democratic National Convention,” many are skeptical, including Mayor John Hickenlooper.

“Anyone who would call for riots in an American city has clearly lost their bearings,” stated Hickenlooper. “In reality, they’ve lost their minds. Give me a call Rush. I’ve got the number of a good psychiatrist.”

“Rush Limbaugh should be arrested, frog marched out of his southern EIB command post, flown to Denver, Colorado, and lynched at Invesco Field,” said Pastor Randle Scott, a 47-year old Southern Baptist Preacher at Oakdale Baptist Church. “We’ve been fostering race relations for nearly forty years, and this imbecile isn’t helping anything.”

“Darn right we gonna riot, yo,” claimed Kwame Lyons, a 27-year old gang banger. “If O isn’t selected, then we’re gonna bring down the house! Yo, Snerdley. Why you be workin’ for the man? Tell the truth now, dog. He makes you ride in the back of the bus, don’t he. Come back to the brothers. Get rid of your white master!”

No matter what the outcome of the selected nominee at the Democratic National Convention, it appears that Denver is headed for riots, and that Rush Limbaugh will be blamed.


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: 2008dncconvention; humor; recreate68; rush; satire; talkradio
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To: writer33
Please provide us a working website for www.counterjab.com.

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(I suspect it is a bogus website..?)

21 posted on 04/24/2008 11:29:43 PM PDT by Las Vegas Dave ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." Hillary Clinton, June 2004.)
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To: Las Vegas Dave

It is a dead link for no liability purposes.


22 posted on 04/24/2008 11:33:19 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: KJC1
I was buying it until the “Dung and Dung” law firm talking about suing Rush.

Yeah, that's when I knew it was a load of crap.

23 posted on 04/24/2008 11:42:04 PM PDT by Defiant (McCain's big vein drains mainly from his brain.)
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To: writer33
Denver riots, my sweet patootie.

What about all those starving voters in Louisianna that Rush and Bush threw under Mayor Nagin's bus?

Governor Blanco had it all figured out, and then Rush and Bush and Rove showed up.

Cut these noble Democrat public servants some slack, will you?

What are you, some kind of McCarthyite?

Don't you get it?

Obama is the way.

Be a believer, throw down your chains, follow Obama!

24 posted on 04/24/2008 11:44:48 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

You’re right. I have seen the light. Obama is the light, the truth, the way. Thanks, smoothsailing.


25 posted on 04/24/2008 11:46:32 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: writer33

No problem. Somebody has to keep you in the loop.


26 posted on 04/24/2008 11:56:58 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

Thanks again. I’m out for the night. Have a wonderful Friday, smoothsailing.


27 posted on 04/24/2008 11:59:11 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: writer33

I’m done too, catcha later. :)


28 posted on 04/25/2008 12:04:03 AM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: writer33

Its funny because it true...:)


29 posted on 04/25/2008 12:12:10 AM PDT by Tainan (Talk is cheap. Silence is golden. All I got is brass...lotsa brass.)
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To: xJones
Rush should go. It'll be just like the ending of STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND:

Through bruised and bleeding lips he smiled at them, looking straight into the camera with an expression of yearning tenderness on his face. Some trick of sunlight and stereo formed a golden halo back of his head. "Oh my brothers, I love you so! Drink deep. Share and grow closer without end. Thou art God."

30 posted on 04/25/2008 12:18:25 AM PDT by dr_lew
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To: dr_lew
It'll be just like the ending of STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND:

I grok that.

31 posted on 04/25/2008 2:54:48 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: writer33

BTTT


32 posted on 04/25/2008 2:58:10 AM PDT by E.G.C.
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To: writer33
LOL! Very funny, Chris. It's a good thing you gave us the satire ping! Come up with a drawl and some Ratherisms and you could be the next SeeBS anchor.
33 posted on 04/25/2008 3:27:09 AM PDT by PGalt
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To: writer33

But what isn’t satire is that the recreate68 group really plan on causing problems. The name alone implies what they’re up to.


34 posted on 04/25/2008 4:00:00 AM PDT by dawn53
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To: writer33

“Riots in Denver? HORSE PUCKY! And if anybody says so the whole town will rise up and give ‘em ‘What fer!’” said, Furd Burphle, “Watch out Mr. Small Business Man!”


35 posted on 04/25/2008 4:14:11 AM PDT by BufordP (Had Mexicans flown planes into the World Trade Center, Jorge Bush would have surrendered.)
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To: dawn53
Recreate68
36 posted on 04/25/2008 4:16:56 AM PDT by csvset
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To: writer33

As Larry the cable guy says....”Now that’s funny !” The only change Obama will bring is what’s left in your pocket after taxes.


37 posted on 04/25/2008 4:33:31 AM PDT by geezerwheezer (get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
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To: writer33

Yep, I believed it!!

My husband’s ultra leftist Uncle lives in Denver. I was half expecting to see his name in the article :-)


38 posted on 04/25/2008 5:07:07 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: writer33

Err... I think Dung & Dung have an office here. They prey on senior cits and steal their Social Security funds. They also chase ambulances a la Edwards, a former RAT candidate.


39 posted on 04/25/2008 7:29:44 AM PDT by Paulus Invictus
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To: writer33
"He makes you ride in the back of the bus, don’t he."

Gotcha! I was suspicious about the authenticity of your outrageous article but the clincher came when I found a glaring grammatical error. Any self respecting gang banger would say "He make you ride" and not "He makes you ride." Ha! You have to get up pretty early in the afternoon to fool ol' Enterprise!

40 posted on 04/25/2008 8:55:13 AM PDT by Enterprise ((Those who "betray us" also "Betray U.S." They're called DEMOCRATS!))
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