Posted on 04/24/2008 10:31:55 PM PDT by writer33
DenverIn what could be one of the few times in American history, Denver residents are proposing a lynching party for Rush Limbaugh. The proposals come after the second time Limbaugh implied that riots could happen in Denver after the Democrat nominee is selected.
For what has been an extreme, right wing radio program since its inception in 1988, Limbaugh continued to push the race issue, taunting liberals, and leaving in his wake disgruntled Denver residents.
I hope Limbaugh brings his fat butt to Denver, fired Jim Rope, a 46-year old Meineke mechanic. Ive got the tree already picked out!
I cant believe anyone listens to this racist fool, exclaimed Shirley Watts, a 58-year old Albertsons grocery clerk. I think weve found the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler. He simply goes beyond the pale every time he turns on the mike. Its got to stop now!
Glenn Spagnuolo, an organizer with the group Re-create 68 called Limbaugh a fool. He continued in his tirade, labeling Limbaughs listeners illiterate.
We dont need another 5,000 illiterate Limbaugh listeners coming to Denver. In fact, if they do come, they best bring themselves a lunch, because this butt whipping that Im gonna give them will last all day!
The FCC really needs to get this racist pig off the air! Ive had it with Limbaugh and his army of goons, claimed John Dung, a 62-year old law partner at Dung and Dung, LLP. In fact, Im going to look at serious litigation against Mr. Rush Hudson Limbaugh III. Weve got to stop this maniac!
Although Limbaugh said that he only dreamed of riots in Denver during the Democratic National Convention, many are skeptical, including Mayor John Hickenlooper.
Anyone who would call for riots in an American city has clearly lost their bearings, stated Hickenlooper. In reality, theyve lost their minds. Give me a call Rush. Ive got the number of a good psychiatrist.
Rush Limbaugh should be arrested, frog marched out of his southern EIB command post, flown to Denver, Colorado, and lynched at Invesco Field, said Pastor Randle Scott, a 47-year old Southern Baptist Preacher at Oakdale Baptist Church. Weve been fostering race relations for nearly forty years, and this imbecile isnt helping anything.
Darn right we gonna riot, yo, claimed Kwame Lyons, a 27-year old gang banger. If O isnt selected, then were gonna bring down the house! Yo, Snerdley. Why you be workin for the man? Tell the truth now, dog. He makes you ride in the back of the bus, dont he. Come back to the brothers. Get rid of your white master!
No matter what the outcome of the selected nominee at the Democratic National Convention, it appears that Denver is headed for riots, and that Rush Limbaugh will be blamed.
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Yeah, that's when I knew it was a load of crap.
What about all those starving voters in Louisianna that Rush and Bush threw under Mayor Nagin's bus?
Governor Blanco had it all figured out, and then Rush and Bush and Rove showed up.
Cut these noble Democrat public servants some slack, will you?
What are you, some kind of McCarthyite?
Don't you get it?
Obama is the way.
Be a believer, throw down your chains, follow Obama!
You’re right. I have seen the light. Obama is the light, the truth, the way. Thanks, smoothsailing.
No problem. Somebody has to keep you in the loop.
Thanks again. I’m out for the night. Have a wonderful Friday, smoothsailing.
I’m done too, catcha later. :)
Its funny because it true...:)
Through bruised and bleeding lips he smiled at them, looking straight into the camera with an expression of yearning tenderness on his face. Some trick of sunlight and stereo formed a golden halo back of his head. "Oh my brothers, I love you so! Drink deep. Share and grow closer without end. Thou art God."
I grok that.
BTTT
But what isn’t satire is that the recreate68 group really plan on causing problems. The name alone implies what they’re up to.
“Riots in Denver? HORSE PUCKY! And if anybody says so the whole town will rise up and give ‘em ‘What fer!’” said, Furd Burphle, “Watch out Mr. Small Business Man!”
As Larry the cable guy says....”Now that’s funny !” The only change Obama will bring is what’s left in your pocket after taxes.
Yep, I believed it!!
My husband’s ultra leftist Uncle lives in Denver. I was half expecting to see his name in the article :-)
Err... I think Dung & Dung have an office here. They prey on senior cits and steal their Social Security funds. They also chase ambulances a la Edwards, a former RAT candidate.
Gotcha! I was suspicious about the authenticity of your outrageous article but the clincher came when I found a glaring grammatical error. Any self respecting gang banger would say "He make you ride" and not "He makes you ride." Ha! You have to get up pretty early in the afternoon to fool ol' Enterprise!
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