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DUmmie FUnnies 03-01-08 (Hillary Drops Out And Pledges Full Support To Obama!!!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 1, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/01/2008 1:31:59 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

WOW!!! Momentous political events are just now breaking on the wire services. Hot off the newswires...A little after 3 P.M. this afternoon, Hillary Clinton, taking the advice of Democrat party leaders, has finally dropped out of the race. In addition, she has pledged her full support to Barack Obama and promises to help him in every way to win in November. There is word that in exchange for her support, Hillary has been promised a major cabinet level position if the Democrats win in November or possibly even an appointment to the Supreme Court when the next vacancy on the high bench opens up.

Well, folks, it was a nice entertaining ride while it lasted but, as they say, all good things must come to an end. Operation Chaos provided us with some great comedy for a few weeks as we enjoyed the spectacle of the Democrats splitting apart but with this dramatic turnaround we face a tough political fight ahead. Hillary has announced that all her delegates (including Florida and Michigan which will now be seated) will vote for Obama on the first ballot at the Democrat Convention this summer. In addition, John Edwards also threw his delegates to Obama as well. All three of these candidates are going to meet together later today in Philadelphia in a public show of unity. It has been rumored that Rahm Emmanuel engineered this stunning turnaround in the Democrat party fortunes. More details on how this all came about is expected later today.

This is a bit sad for the DUmmie FUnnies since the ongoing Democrat Civil War provided us with loads of comedy gold. A unified Democrat party with a typical convention in which Obama will be coronated is just not as FUnnie as a brokered convention with the Hillary and Obama factions tearing away at each other. Anyway, it was FUn for awhile and I would like to thank Rush Limbaugh for his Operation Chaos which created the highly entertaining Democrat disunity. I guess political reality has set in and it was too much to expect bloody Democrat infighting to continue. On another note I also want to say...APRIL FOOLS!!!

Come on, admit it. I had a lot of you going there for awhile. Democrat unity? The REAL reality is that the Democrats are more divided that ever with no end in sight. Expect scorched earth Democrat Civil War all the way to the Denver convention and possibly beyond. Hillary is NOT giving up and in a period when Obama could be relaxing, he is forced to fight her every inch of the way. And for this we can thank Operation Chaos and Rush Limbaugh. Yes, the entertainment WILL continue as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "STOP. THIS. SHIT. NOW. MCLAME IS THE ENEMY." The author of this thread is DUmmie greenbriar, who is a complete BDS loon whom we featured BEFORE in the DUFUs. Her BDS in that edition was so over the edge that I wouldn't be surprised if she were placed on the Secret Service watch list at the time. Even scarier is that greenbriar was (and maybe still is) a public school teacher. Yes, your kids could now be taught by this loon. However, her current thread demonstrates just how divided the Democrats now are. So let us watch the DUmmies reconcile NOT in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who enjoys an April Fools joke at YOUR expense, is in the [brackets]:

STOP. THIS. SHIT. NOW. MCLAME IS THE ENEMY

[STOP. THIS. PITT. STUFF. NOW.]

Come November I will vote for whomever the D candidate is.

[Hey, you have a right to vote even if it is for a Democrat when you cast your ballot on November 5.]

but what we are doing to each other and to the party is DESTRUCTIVE and gets us no where but gives the repukes fodder for weeks to come

[It will provide comedy material for the DUmmie FUnnies for MONTHS to come.]

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER PEOPLE

[I would love to hear Howard Dean announce that word for word.]

remember who the party was that f*cked over america

[The Big D party.]

and never forget it

[And never forget the not so subtle threats you made in DUmmieland in Nov. 2004 against Bush.]

STOP. THE. SHIT.

[STOP. THE. PITT.]

THE FLAME WARS
THE FALSE STORIES BASHING THE OTHER CANDIDATES

[THE COMEDY.]

GET IT TOGETHER

[REMAIN DIVIDED.]

I SAID IT NICELY AND THE FLAME SHIT STARTED IN THAT THREAD

[SO NOW YOU HAVE FREE REIN TO LET LOOSE WITH YOUR INNER LOON.]

STOP IT

STOP IT

STOP IT

NOW

[HA]

[HA]

[HA]

AND DO NOT FLAME IN MY THREAD

[May we light a little candle in the DUmmie FUnnies? And now to hear from your fellow moonbats...]

Please, people, behave like we are in the same political party and treat one another as you want to be treated. I'm afraid to look on at the other threads.

[Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.]

The Teacher has spoken, kids. So f*cking straighten up. Hey, greenbriar! You need any help, you have my number. I have just about had it with this crap.

[Hey, greenbriar! Can I have your number? Your school board needs to be aware of just what kind of loon is teaching the schoolchildren in your area.]

while we are fighting each other...McLame is pulling in support, saying stupid things and not getting called on it and more

[McLame can continue the Caribbean vacation that Obama just returned from and stay down there through election day since Hillary will ensure the defeat of Obama.]

Take your message to Hillary Clinton, and her supporters. They are the ones holding up the unity. They are the ones living a fairy tale. And please, don't YELL at your fellow Democrats. Don't lecture or sermonize to us either. It's not very mature, ask Hillary politely to step down, and then let's get on with it.

[The Good News is that Hillary did politely step down. The Bad News is that she only did it in my April Fools fantasy.]

Speaking as an Obama supporter... It DOES cut both ways.

[Your fault! No, YOUR fault!]

There are 20 Hillary f*ckwits posting here for every Obama f*ckwit.

[Plus 1000 witless DUmmies.]

Both camps are at fault here... It is not a one-sided affair.. those of us who don't have a candidate and will wait for our nominee are just sitting back watching you tear each other apart... Make no mistake about it.. Both camps are doing this....

[And we LOVE IT!!!]

Im afraid it wont stop as long as theres two candidates. Any suggestions?

[Cease breathing.]

I don't give a shit if it is the primaries or not...the shit has got to stop. all we are doing is giving McLame great commercial soundbites from now till November. If we lose, it will be because of us and the infighting!!!!!!!!!!!! FOCUS PEOPLE on the ENEMY and it is McCain 100 more years in Iraq

[You're going to be FUn to watch, DUmmie greenbriar, on the day after the election, November 6.]

On the internet, yelling that THIS SHIT HAS GOT TO STOP has never worked. Ever. I appreciate what you're doing, but you might as well go empty the ocean with a teaspoon.

[DUmmie greenbriar just emptied her skull with a shovel.]

This whole forum has turned into trash. I cannot believe how shitty people are willing to act over TWO DEMOCRATS! And it isn't just Hillary posters or Just Obama posters... there is enough blame to go around in BOTH camps. It is disgusting and helps nothing.

[It helps the DUmmie FUnnies get a lot of great comedy material.]

The sniping, the name calling, the bullshit... where does it get EITHER SIDE?! Admit it (those of you on BOTH sides slinging the mud), the ONLY reason you post shit about whichever candidate isn't yours is to PISS OFF OTHER DEMOCRATS. Are you going to change anyone's mind? No. Are you persuading anyone with your stupidity? No. YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO PISS OFF FELLOW DEMOCRATS. Think about that for a minute, and ask yourself what your TRUE intentions are.

[To provide entertainment for the DUmmie FUnnies readers.]

it better stop or we will lose

[Don't worry about losing your mind, DUmmie greenbriar. That was already lost long, long ago.]

Stop picking on Hillary when she gets caught lying.

[LEAVE HILLARY ALONE!!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; hillaryclinton; operationchaos
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It's Tuesday so it is time for NewsBusted. Enjoy!
1 posted on 04/01/2008 1:32:00 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 04/01/2008 1:34:15 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Ding Dong the witch is dead!


3 posted on 04/01/2008 1:36:26 PM PDT by rockrr (Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 5!


4 posted on 04/01/2008 1:38:10 PM PDT by Lurker (Pimping my blog: http://lurkerslair-lurker.blogspot.com/)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 5?


5 posted on 04/01/2008 1:39:03 PM PDT by rollo tomasi (Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians.)
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In and back to read.


6 posted on 04/01/2008 1:39:06 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Just say "No" to BO.)
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To: PJ-Comix

How dare they call him “McLame”-—Don’t they know it’s “McQueeg?”
Man, that pisses me off!


7 posted on 04/01/2008 1:41:06 PM PDT by San Jacinto
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To: PJ-Comix

Ten?


8 posted on 04/01/2008 1:41:40 PM PDT by wideawake (Why is it that those who call themselves Constitutionalists know the least about the Constitution?)
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To: San Jacinto

top ten? - Man I never see these posts this early!


9 posted on 04/01/2008 1:42:54 PM PDT by LibertyRocks (The LibertyRocks Blog - http://blog.LibertyRocks.us - see also; http://www.LibertyRocks.us)
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To: LibertyRocks

ten?


10 posted on 04/01/2008 1:49:58 PM PDT by E Rocc (Resident smartass and Myspace Freepers group moderator. (http://groups.myspace.com/freepers))
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To: PJ-Comix
while we are fighting each other...McLame is pulling in support, saying stupid things and not getting called on it and more

Like hillary having to run from sniper fire in Bosnia or BO not knowing what his "spiritual advisor" was saying in over 20 years....


Im afraid it wont stop as long as theres two candidates. Any suggestions?

[Cease breathing.]


How about getting both dim candidates to QUIT and call on the Goracle to come to your aid. John sKerry could be his running mate and we could beat both of them again.
On the internet, yelling that THIS SHIT HAS GOT TO STOP has never worked.

On the internet, no one know you are a dog.

11 posted on 04/01/2008 1:50:05 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Just say "No" to BO.)
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To: PJ-Comix

April Foolz?


12 posted on 04/01/2008 1:50:06 PM PDT by weegee (Famous moments in history: March 18th, 2008 “I have a bridge (to sell you)...” - Barack H. Oba)
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To: PJ-Comix

“On the internet, yelling that THIS SHIT HAS GOT TO STOP has never worked. Ever. I appreciate what you’re doing, but you might as well go empty the ocean with a teaspoon.”

Not bad for a Lib!


13 posted on 04/01/2008 1:51:19 PM PDT by wolfcreek (I see miles and miles of Texas....let's keep it that way.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Stop picking on Hillary when she gets caught lying.

[LEAVE HILLARY ALONE!!!]
14 posted on 04/01/2008 1:54:02 PM PDT by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"—Ronald Reagan)
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The DUmmie FUnnies just picked up an endorsement of sorts from the DUscovery Channel which is a leftwing site that analyzes the foibles of DUmmieland. This is what they said:

* DUmmieFunnies: Even if you don't agree with all of the political viewpoints, lighten up and laugh (at yourself) a little.

15 posted on 04/01/2008 2:04:33 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER PEOPLE

[I would love to hear Howard Dean announce that word for word.]

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"Get your shit together people!"
16 posted on 04/01/2008 2:05:04 PM PDT by Right_Wing_Madman
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To: PJ-Comix
Stop picking on Hillary when she gets caught lying. That has GOT to be an LFT. Gotta be.
17 posted on 04/01/2008 2:12:49 PM PDT by chesley (Where's the omelet? -- Orwell)
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To: PJ-Comix
[Hey, you have a right to vote even if it is for a Democrat when you cast your ballot on November 5.]

Yes yes, please keep reminding the DUmmies that election day is November 5th!

18 posted on 04/01/2008 2:14:44 PM PDT by Budge
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To: PJ-Comix
The sniping, the name calling, the bullshit... where does it get EITHER SIDE?!

Focus, focus. Remember DUmmies? It's BushCo and the Repukes and the greedy evil corporations you hate, not each other.

I propose a peace rally.
19 posted on 04/01/2008 2:15:36 PM PDT by Right_Wing_Madman
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To: JRios1968; PJ-Comix

20 posted on 04/01/2008 2:45:07 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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