DUmmie FUnnies 03-19-08 (DUmmies Cry Cry CRY Over Obama Speech)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 19, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

They sound a lot like a spouse trying to believe the best of their beloved even if beloved has been found to be a cheating rat.

Think Mr. & Mrs. Joey Buttafucco.

[PJ-Comix]

No wonder Martin Milner always looked nervous when he was in the car with George.

That's why Tod had a rule about never sleeping over at the YMCA.

[imskylark]

“How long has it been since we were so proud of something, or something in our country, that it made us CRY?”

Taking a cue from Michelle.

[Hoodlum91]

LFT or needs a Kewpie doll.

[Clemenza]

Tod "straightened up" to become a cop in LA.

"One Adam 12, we have the report of a washed up actor exposing himself in a public restroom on Wilshire, Over!"

[Army Air Corps]

My reaction was different. I had to contain my vomit when he delivered his waffle and hustle speech. Obama wants me to treat him like any white politician (so he says). Okay. I keep imagining that he is a white dude whose best friends are racists, antisemitic a-holes, and Marxists. Sorry, Obambi, you failed the sniff test. I don’t care what colour your skin is, but I do care very much about your ideology and the company that you keep.

Many are willing to give him a pass. I am not. If some white politician attended a church that preached hate against blacks, latinos, asians, and jews and he was best friends with the minister of said church, then I’d openly campaign against the dumbass. Obama is the worst of both worlds - he is a commie and a racist.

[epow]

This was a very profound, moving day! I will never forget it!

It was a profound moving day for me too. I moved an old chair down to the basement bedroom and now I have room by the fireplace to lean my Lazy Boy all the way back.

He showed that, as an imperfect person himself, he loved another imperfect person.

Our Savior Obamamama is imperfect?? Blasphemy!! To the dungeon with you, the boiling oil will stop your blasphemous tongue wagging!

When my mother listened to it a few hours ago, she told me she cried at the end

She told you that because she didn't want you to know she was crying over you wasting your life in her basement typing this kind of pathetic garbage on the computer you still owe her for.

[Cheburashka]

...I was particularly touched by his Obama’s willingness to throw his Grandma under the bus...

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Well, come on. She's 86 years old. What chance is there that she'll be of any further use to him at that age? He might as well squeeze whatever he can out of her...

[listenhillary]

[Vision]

He's too good for us

OMG.

[Arrowhead1952]

If you didn't cry, someone needs to check your pulse. It was a speech that christens an era.

Back to the 1950 and 1960 era.

It brought tears to my eyes.

Quit passing gas.

I am about to tear up again seeing this photograph.

[The photo above makes me laugh so hard it brings tears to my eyes.]

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HEE!! HEE!! Still my favorite from the 2004 elections. Thanks for posting that picture.

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okay okay I admit that I love obama too but I also know that after this Wright thing he can NOT win the GE and I wish that he would....listening to his speech today i shed tears too and I am a Hillary supporter

[Killjoy!]

Thread hijacker!!! This is about B Hussein O.

I called in sick so I could watch it.

I GOT sick after watching a few minutes of the replay. BARF bags needed to watch that crap.

I was seen crying in my recliner.

Cry me a river of racist hatred.

My tough husband--who didn't cry when his father died--came home from work and blubbered like a baby.

I bet he won't tell his work buddies he cried.

[Charles Henrickson]

Michelle Obama and others seen crying after Barack's Speech

It was the first time in her adult life she felt verklempt after a Barack speech.

[Charles Henrickson]

She was very emotional and could be seen crying backstage after the speech was over, given the subject matter of her husband's oratory.

Must have been the part where BO threw his white grandma under the bus. Michelle really liked that part.

[NRA1995]

If you didn't cry, someone needs to check your pulse. It was a speech that christens an era.

Sorry, sounded like a black racism "I Have A Dream" kind of speech, and my pulse is just fine, thank you.

[Charles Henrickson]

It was a speech that christens an era.

THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED!

[MitchellC]

Ugh, what a bunch of cultists. The rest of the world puked, puked, PUKED when we heard Obama’s “I Have An Excuse” speech.

[denydenydeny]

If you didn't cry, someone needs to check your pulse. It was a speech that christens an era.

Get a freakin' grip already, you moron.

[Loud Mime]

A Giuliani/Obama debate would be REALLY annoying.

TV on. Sound Off. Play Mozart's Piano Concerto 26 on the stereo.

[Charles Henrickson]

It was a speech that christens an era.

"Yesterday, March 18, 2008, a date which will live in idiocy. . . ."

[maryz]

Obama does the same with hope and change.

Deval Patrick (gov of MA) did the same! Saw that at the annual St. Patrick's Day breakfast in Boston, one of the speakers quipped that with all this shouting for "change," some politicians were indistinguishable from the bums on Boylston St. begging for handouts! :)