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Vanity: Holiday letter from a liberal(grab a bucket)
personal letter | December 2007 | "Booty"

Posted on 12/17/2007 4:59:13 PM PST by BillyBonebrake

The first graders names have been omitted. This is an excerpt from a holiday letter of American family of academic liberals currently living off the government (of Australia, for now).

...other breakthroughs included the training wheels coming off the bike and an early grasp of American politics ... During the APEC meetings in Sydney, the father of his friend XXXXX, who was commander of the Australian troops in Iraq, had lunch with President Bush. XXXXX brought to the daily class 'news time' the official White House atlas given his dad. The teacher said "How special it was for your father to have had lunch with President Bush! Class, are there any commments or questions?" XXXX's hand shot up and said: "Having lunch with an idiot is not special." Quite a few of his classmates' parents reported this comment back to us (some disapprovingly). Our reply was that XXXX has always been taught to tell the truth.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: antiamericanism; brownshirt; bushhassers; first; grade; xenophobia

1 posted on 12/17/2007 4:59:14 PM PST by BillyBonebrake
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2 posted on 12/17/2007 5:03:15 PM PST by Old Sarge (This tagline in memory of FReeper 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub)
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To: BillyBonebrake
Send it in to Howie Carr. He has a contest for these Christmas letters.
3 posted on 12/17/2007 5:03:38 PM PST by x
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Bomb, bomb, bomb....bomb, bomb Austrailia. :)


4 posted on 12/17/2007 5:04:21 PM PST by PROCON (Merry CHRISTmas!!)
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To their credit, some of the Aussie parents had a definite problem with the American boy’s commentary.


5 posted on 12/17/2007 5:05:46 PM PST by BillyBonebrake
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To their credit, some of the Aussie parents had a definite problem with the American boy’s commentary.

Yes, I know, they're one of our staunchest allies in the WOT..just being silly!!

6 posted on 12/17/2007 5:09:39 PM PST by PROCON (Merry CHRISTmas!!)
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Instead of Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader, perhaps we ought to get this p!ssing contest out in the open and compare the grades of Bush, Gore (king of all media), Kerry, Dean, Galloway, Moore, Streisand, the American lib parents and this first grader.

Calling someone an idiot doesn’t make you any smarter. And some of the idiots they idolize mask their academic failings really well. If you read the Wikipedia entry on Al Gore Junior, you’d never even know that he flunked out of his theological studies.


7 posted on 12/17/2007 5:15:57 PM PST by weegee (If Bill Clinton can sit in on Hillary's Cabinet Meetings then GWBush should ask to get to sit in too)
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To: BillyBonebrake

The Aussies have joined the cut and run generation with the election of their new socialist government and tossing out of their war supporting PM. If they get bombed, I don’t care. You get what you ask for.


8 posted on 12/17/2007 5:17:26 PM PST by RetiredArmy (Better prepare, come Nov 08, we have a Marxist Commissar President and Marxist Congress.)
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To: BillyBonebrake

You have to start pretty early to brainwash a child into being a liberal.


9 posted on 12/17/2007 5:30:28 PM PST by Always Right
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To: BillyBonebrake

Going to school with little idiots is not so special either.


10 posted on 12/17/2007 5:36:29 PM PST by DeLaine (Santa...I can explain!)
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That’s what I was going to suggest.”Our daughter Buffy and her husband,Todd,vacationed last summer on the Vineyard and just bought a stately old home in Greenwich.They say that having only seven bathrooms makes the place feel a little cramped....”
11 posted on 12/17/2007 6:04:18 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Wanna see how bad it can get? Elect Hillary and find out.)
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Thanks for the props. I sent it off to Howie.


12 posted on 12/17/2007 7:21:34 PM PST by BillyBonebrake
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To: BillyBonebrake

Eliminate tenure.

It’s a start.


13 posted on 12/17/2007 7:23:24 PM PST by Cringing Negativism Network (I'm a proud Yankee Doodle Protectionist)
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Well our national socialist indoctrination institutions (public schools) are hardly different from any other nation that embraces liberal fascism, be it Australia, Britain, Canada ET AL...


14 posted on 12/03/2010 11:47:27 AM PST by mainestategop (DonÂ’t Let Freedom Slip Away After America , There is No Place to Go)
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