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DUmmie FUnnies 11-30-07 (Hyde died. DUmmies cried--for joy!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 30, 2007 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 11/30/2007 9:05:46 AM PST by Charles Henrickson

DUmmieland is a hate site. Exhibit #847: Reaction to the death yesterday of former Republican congressman Henry Hyde, in this THREAD titled, "Henry Hyde died at around 3 A.M. this morning." Whenever a prominent conservative dies--Ronald Reagan, Jerry Falwell--you can be sure the DUmmies will celebrate with glee. Rather than letting the recently departed rest in peace--speak no ill of the dead--the DUmmies let loose with a barrage of ill.

And Henry Hyde is a juicy target for them. His two great sins: 1) He was a champion of the pro-life cause; and 2) He was a leader in the impeachment of Perjurer-in-Chief Bill Clinton. Oh, and of course the DUmmies have to dredge up a 40-year-old affair Hyde apparently had. (As though the DUmmies care about the sanctity of the marriage bed!) Reason: They want to say that Clinton's impeachment was "just about sex," and so how dare Henry Hyde, blah, blah, blah--conveniently ignoring the fact that Clinton was impeached for perjury and obstruction of justice.

Well, the real hyper-hypocrites are the DUmmies, who habitually accuse the Right of being haters but who themselves are unsurpassed for exuding venom and vitriol. Hey, how come I don't remember any rejoicing on Free Republic when Paul Wellstone died, but DUmmieland has a party when Reagan or Falwell or Hyde dies? You graveyard rats! So pull up a chair and watch hate and hypocrisy on parade in this edition of "DUmmie Jackasses and Mr. Hyde." The hate-speaking missives of the DUmmies are in Bolshevik Red, while the humble commentary of your guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering if Alec Baldwin is happy today, is in the [brackets]:

Henry Hyde died at around 3 A.M. this morning.

[WHEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!]

His entire career was an insult to women.

[You're talking about Clinton, right?]

I hope that somehow the Hyde Amendement gets buried with him.

[How about the 50 million babies aborted who don't even get a burial?]

If you have nothing nice to say ......

THIS is the place to SAY it

[I knew I could count on you, DUmmies!]

When someone dies you are supposed to say something good.

Hyde is dead. Good.

[The milk of human kindness is sour and curdled over in DUmmieland.]

teee heeee!

[Hooray for death!]

Burn in hell, you hypocrite bastard.

[Feel the love.]

Hope he's enjoying the "fried plate" this morning with Falwell. . . .

[Shame on both of them for wanting to protect the unborn!]

It's been a good year for evil f*cks dying. May 2008 be even better.

[From your lips to Gaia's ears.]

Another member of the Bush Wing of Hell. I suspect, when this is all said and done, the Bush Wing will be bulging as hugely as the Nazi Wing of Hell.

[Flag on the play! Godwin's Rule!]

It was probably autoerotic asphyxiation. . . .

[benburch, that is called PROJECTION.]

RayGun. . . . If his grave was near me I would go piss on it. . . .

[Classy of you.]

I'll cry for him after he appologizes for lying about Clinton & dragging him through the mud.

[Clinton created his own mud and was caught lying in it.]

Impeach Dick Cheney.

[Impeach Henry Hyde, posthumously!]

This is Sooooo Sad. NOT.

[WHOOOPEEEE!!!!]

"stalwart for life" LIE!!! He didn't care how many poor women had to die because of his amendment. . . .

[Maybe he cared about the 25 million women who would be alive today if they had not been aborted.]

a wart on the ass of humanity. . . .

[An ant on the DUnghill of hate.]

I thought the clouds looked particularly fluffy this morning. . . .

[Breakfast without the death of an evil Republican is like a day without sunshine.]

Hatred. I should be used to it here on DU, but it still surprises me when I read such venom and hatred when someone from the opposite side of the aisle dies. There is gleeful delight in someone's death, which always strikes me as diametrically opposed to what I've always envisioned for the Dem party - compassion, decency, and forgiveness. Even if you disagree with a person's politics, I don't see any cause to rejoice in a person's death.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

a dispical hypocrite that helped drag our country into a hatefest over Clinton's extra-marital affair. . . .

[Clinton was not impeached for an extramarital affair; Clinton was impeached for PERJURY and OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.]

He was the author of the evil Hyde Amendment. It meant that 1,000s of women would not be able to get abortions. 1000's of women died because of the Hyde Amendment.

[Where do you get these numbers? "1000's of women died because of the Hyde Amendment"?? And oh, by the way, "1000's of women" would not even be pregnant in the first place if they would just exercise their "right to choose" to keep their legs closed.]

he was one of the hypocrite republicans that wanted to take down an American president for something as frivolous as an extramarital affair.

[PERJURY and OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.]

Another hypocritical rethug anti-choice asshat bites the dust! Good bye and good riddance!

[The cheerleader gifs are a nice touch.]

So many graves....So little to piss with....I gotta start drinking!

[This whole thread gets today's Peace, Love and Tolerance Award™.]


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To: Charles Henrickson

It certainly puts Republicans between a rock and a hard place, though-being forced to punish our guys when they do stumble so as not to be seen as hypocrites with the Rats just waiting to pounce, while having no traction to make them do the same when one of theirs (as is an everyday occurrence with them) does something as bad or usually worse. They just don’t care, as long as it doesn’t really hurt them politically-how do you pin scum to a non-existent stand?

I really feel for the Hyde family. It would be bad enough if they never heard of the Rat shenanigans regarding the death of what was for them, a beloved family member, but the Rats have no shame in being blatant and public with their tastelessness and heartlessness. I hope the family is well insulated from the public right now.


41 posted on 11/30/2007 2:34:43 PM PST by mrsmel (Free Ramos and Compean! Duncan Hunter for President!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“I hope that somehow the Hyde Amendement gets buried with him.

[How about the 50 million babies aborted who don’t even get a burial?]”....

Amen!


42 posted on 11/30/2007 2:47:31 PM PST by NoGrayZone (Thompson/Hunter 08)
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To: doug from upland

They truly are. By the way, where’s Bill O’Reilly? Shouldn’t he be reporting DUmmieland as a hate site? Does this NOT constitute hate? Or is that only reserved for us.


43 posted on 11/30/2007 2:54:35 PM PST by NoGrayZone (Thompson/Hunter 08)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Well, I've let it steep all day, and now it's just tepid and stale; I cannot find a single joke in this particular hate-filled rant--just anger on my part at the DUmmies. So, instead of making FUn off them, I'll just offer my prayer to Mr. Hyde's family, that their mourning passes quickly and they find peace in the fact that their loved one served his country well.

To counter the bogus claims that the Hyde amendment cost thousands of women their lives, I would offer that the law of averages is in favor of the probability that a few of the infants' whose lives were saved went on to become doctors, teachers, examples that in this greatest country on Earth there is always hope.

Peace will come to Mr. Hyde's family. Some of the DUmmies will wise up; most will not. The latter group will never know peace, and they'll blame everyone, including God, for their misery. Everyone except who is really to blame: themselves.

44 posted on 11/30/2007 3:14:46 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (All I want for Christmas is a new tagline.)
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To: kevkrom

True. The only sins on the liberal scale are intolerance and hypocrisy. They don’t realize, that they are what they hate. The only time they believe in hell is when they want to send a good Christian there.


45 posted on 11/30/2007 3:24:22 PM PST by Pinkbell (Duncan Hunter 2008 - Protecting and Restoring America)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Very well said....here’s a ((((hug)))) to ward off the “uglies”.


46 posted on 11/30/2007 3:25:03 PM PST by NoGrayZone (Thompson/Hunter 08)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Well, those NUts over there at the DUmp are great believers in karma and all that kind of thing—so they’re sowing a bumper crop of the bad kind right now that they’ll reap soon enough, supposing there’s any truth in the whole “karma” thing (not that I believe in karma, just in the Biblical principle of “reaping what you sow”).


47 posted on 11/30/2007 3:27:05 PM PST by mrsmel (Free Ramos and Compean! Duncan Hunter for President!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The DUmp is particularly repulsive when someone dies.


48 posted on 11/30/2007 3:32:42 PM PST by rdl6989
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thanx for filling in again, Charles. BTW, these are the same DUmmies that were recently denouncing the DUmmie FUnnies as a “Hate Site.”


49 posted on 11/30/2007 4:12:16 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Charles Henrickson
But O'Reilly said Freep was a hate site.
I wonder if he'll pick up on this gem.
50 posted on 11/30/2007 4:35:32 PM PST by MaxMax (God Bless America)
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To: NoGrayZone; Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix
Thank you. For the most part, I love the poor DUmb bastards...I really do. They've provided me, and all of the DUFU fans, with hours of entertainment. These "yay a pubbie died" rants make for great expose, but limited comedy.

For me, part of the FUn of DUFU is based on my faith in the ability of people to be good, even DUmmies. These posts shake that faith.

Charles and PJ do a great job with them, and I think they are important. Inevitably, these assholes (the DUmmies, not Charles or PJ) go after Reagan, and that makes me angry. DUmmies wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

51 posted on 11/30/2007 5:33:33 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (All I want for Christmas is a new tagline.)
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To: Pinkbell

“The only time they believe in hell is when they want to send a good Christian there.”

That also highlights one of their great points of ignorance. They think that Hyde couldn’t possibly be a “good Christian” because he sinned. Ignorance abounds in Dummieland.


52 posted on 11/30/2007 5:58:13 PM PST by cdcdawg
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To: mrsmel
What goes around comes around. Their lives are miserable because they lead miserable lives.

They love and hate for the most superficial reasons imaginable, and apply their concepts of truth and justice based on that. They are infected with a postmodern strain of the virus that afflicted everyone that ever belonged to the Ku Klux Klan. The proteins of the viral DNA chain has twisted, 180 degrees, and the hate is now directed to a different race; the film is in negative. Left is right, right is wrong.

Looking back on my liberal youth, I'll say this: It helped me overcome the racism that surrounded me where I grew up. After I had overcome that, I abandoned liberalism because I got tired of hating myself for being a white guy that wanted to do something other than sit around and bitch.

53 posted on 11/30/2007 6:12:57 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (All I want for Christmas is a new tagline.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thanks for the ping.


54 posted on 11/30/2007 7:52:26 PM PST by GOPJ ("Imagine the Outrage if FOX had Fixed a “debate” like this??" Freeper bray -- "CNN Sucks" - GOPJ)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
I’ll never forget (or forgive) the gravedancing party the DUmmies threw when Ronald Reagan died

Followed in short order by their volcanic rage as the nation showed it's love and admiration for Ronald Reagan over the next week during the services. They were out of their minds with all the media coverage, which was shockingly positive for the most part. Even in death, the Gipper beat the DUmmies.

55 posted on 11/30/2007 8:07:51 PM PST by beans36
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To: MaxMax
But O'Reilly said Freep was a hate site. I wonder if he'll pick up on this gem.

Nah, BOR is too busy interviewing "ALF", who got kicked off TV 17 years ago...

56 posted on 11/30/2007 8:18:41 PM PST by FDNYRHEROES (Always bring a liberal to a gunfight)
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To: beans36

He still does.


57 posted on 11/30/2007 8:23:05 PM PST by Turret Gunner A20 (Tolerating intolerance is not a "value," it's self-destructive stupidity.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

One of my liberal co-workers (probably a DUmmie) couldn’t help himself during part of the Reagan funeral ceremony and made a bunch of snarky remarks. I lit into him and dressed him down good.

My very PC (female) boss overheard but pretended not to notice (the only time I’ve ever seen her do this). Later she gave me a mild scold and told me that I should “work on my communications skills” (offered with a wink)...


58 posted on 11/30/2007 9:01:47 PM PST by rockrr (Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
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To: MaxMax

Media Matters has called FR a hate site for some speculation that came up on the Hillary-Care-Hostage non-news story.

Hillary’s Media Matters team won’t be likely to criticize DUh for their self-professed hate for Henry Hyde at the occasion of his death.


59 posted on 12/01/2007 12:25:29 PM PST by weegee (End the Bush-Bush-Bush-Clinton/Clinton-Clinton/Clinton-Bush-Bush-Clinton/Clinton Oligarchy 1980-2012)
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To: Choose Ye This Day; Paul Heinzman; PJ-Comix; franksolich; doug from upland
only one jerk saying he wished it had been Daschle in the crash instead of Wellstone (and that jerk got slapped down).

By way of contrast, in this DU Hyde thread of 80 posts, only ONE PERSON tried to "slap down" the gleeful graveyard rats. I want to commend that poster, DUmmie DangerDave921. I featured his one post in the DUFU; here it is again:

Hatred. I should be used to it here on DU, but it still surprises me when I read such venom and hatred when someone from the opposite side of the aisle dies. There is gleeful delight in someone's death, which always strikes me as diametrically opposed to what I've always envisioned for the Dem party - compassion, decency, and forgiveness. Even if you disagree with a person's politics, I don't see any cause to rejoice in a person's death.

Here is the other commendable post by DUmmie DangerDave921:

There's a difference between not minding someone's passing all that much (as you say) and those who take delight in someone's death, complete with wishes to burn in hell. Hyde's death does not cause me any sadness, but I don't take delight in it. No, death does not make someone a good person. Of course not. But I still don't ever find myself rejoicing when anyone dies. And I guess no one on this board would mind if some Freeper over at that site was rejoicing in the death of a Dem icon? My guess is that these very same DU folks would be decrying their hate-filled venemous posts. And they would be right.

60 posted on 12/01/2007 12:41:12 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (DUmmie Jackasses and Mr. Hyde.)
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