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DUmmie FUnnies 11-30-07 (Hyde died. DUmmies cried--for joy!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 30, 2007 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 11/30/2007 9:05:46 AM PST by Charles Henrickson

DUmmieland is a hate site. Exhibit #847: Reaction to the death yesterday of former Republican congressman Henry Hyde, in this THREAD titled, "Henry Hyde died at around 3 A.M. this morning." Whenever a prominent conservative dies--Ronald Reagan, Jerry Falwell--you can be sure the DUmmies will celebrate with glee. Rather than letting the recently departed rest in peace--speak no ill of the dead--the DUmmies let loose with a barrage of ill.

And Henry Hyde is a juicy target for them. His two great sins: 1) He was a champion of the pro-life cause; and 2) He was a leader in the impeachment of Perjurer-in-Chief Bill Clinton. Oh, and of course the DUmmies have to dredge up a 40-year-old affair Hyde apparently had. (As though the DUmmies care about the sanctity of the marriage bed!) Reason: They want to say that Clinton's impeachment was "just about sex," and so how dare Henry Hyde, blah, blah, blah--conveniently ignoring the fact that Clinton was impeached for perjury and obstruction of justice.

Well, the real hyper-hypocrites are the DUmmies, who habitually accuse the Right of being haters but who themselves are unsurpassed for exuding venom and vitriol. Hey, how come I don't remember any rejoicing on Free Republic when Paul Wellstone died, but DUmmieland has a party when Reagan or Falwell or Hyde dies? You graveyard rats! So pull up a chair and watch hate and hypocrisy on parade in this edition of "DUmmie Jackasses and Mr. Hyde." The hate-speaking missives of the DUmmies are in Bolshevik Red, while the humble commentary of your guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering if Alec Baldwin is happy today, is in the [brackets]:

Henry Hyde died at around 3 A.M. this morning.

[WHEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!]

His entire career was an insult to women.

[You're talking about Clinton, right?]

I hope that somehow the Hyde Amendement gets buried with him.

[How about the 50 million babies aborted who don't even get a burial?]

If you have nothing nice to say ......

THIS is the place to SAY it

[I knew I could count on you, DUmmies!]

When someone dies you are supposed to say something good.

Hyde is dead. Good.

[The milk of human kindness is sour and curdled over in DUmmieland.]

teee heeee!

[Hooray for death!]

Burn in hell, you hypocrite bastard.

[Feel the love.]

Hope he's enjoying the "fried plate" this morning with Falwell. . . .

[Shame on both of them for wanting to protect the unborn!]

It's been a good year for evil f*cks dying. May 2008 be even better.

[From your lips to Gaia's ears.]

Another member of the Bush Wing of Hell. I suspect, when this is all said and done, the Bush Wing will be bulging as hugely as the Nazi Wing of Hell.

[Flag on the play! Godwin's Rule!]

It was probably autoerotic asphyxiation. . . .

[benburch, that is called PROJECTION.]

RayGun. . . . If his grave was near me I would go piss on it. . . .

[Classy of you.]

I'll cry for him after he appologizes for lying about Clinton & dragging him through the mud.

[Clinton created his own mud and was caught lying in it.]

Impeach Dick Cheney.

[Impeach Henry Hyde, posthumously!]

This is Sooooo Sad. NOT.

[WHOOOPEEEE!!!!]

"stalwart for life" LIE!!! He didn't care how many poor women had to die because of his amendment. . . .

[Maybe he cared about the 25 million women who would be alive today if they had not been aborted.]

a wart on the ass of humanity. . . .

[An ant on the DUnghill of hate.]

I thought the clouds looked particularly fluffy this morning. . . .

[Breakfast without the death of an evil Republican is like a day without sunshine.]

Hatred. I should be used to it here on DU, but it still surprises me when I read such venom and hatred when someone from the opposite side of the aisle dies. There is gleeful delight in someone's death, which always strikes me as diametrically opposed to what I've always envisioned for the Dem party - compassion, decency, and forgiveness. Even if you disagree with a person's politics, I don't see any cause to rejoice in a person's death.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

a dispical hypocrite that helped drag our country into a hatefest over Clinton's extra-marital affair. . . .

[Clinton was not impeached for an extramarital affair; Clinton was impeached for PERJURY and OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.]

He was the author of the evil Hyde Amendment. It meant that 1,000s of women would not be able to get abortions. 1000's of women died because of the Hyde Amendment.

[Where do you get these numbers? "1000's of women died because of the Hyde Amendment"?? And oh, by the way, "1000's of women" would not even be pregnant in the first place if they would just exercise their "right to choose" to keep their legs closed.]

he was one of the hypocrite republicans that wanted to take down an American president for something as frivolous as an extramarital affair.

[PERJURY and OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.]

Another hypocritical rethug anti-choice asshat bites the dust! Good bye and good riddance!

[The cheerleader gifs are a nice touch.]

So many graves....So little to piss with....I gotta start drinking!

[This whole thread gets today's Peace, Love and Tolerance Award™.]


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To: Charles Henrickson

Is there any truth to the rumor that Alec Baldwin is going to take a break from taping 30 Rock so that he can attend the Hyde funeral and throw rocks at Hyde’s family?


21 posted on 11/30/2007 9:39:25 AM PST by weegee (End the Bush-Bush-Bush-Clinton/Clinton-Clinton/Clinton-Bush-Bush-Clinton/Clinton Oligarchy 1980-2012)
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To: weegee
Is there any truth to the rumor that Alec Baldwin is going to take a break from taping 30 Rock so that he can attend the Hyde funeral and throw rocks at Hyde’s family?

It depends if he's got any women to beat up that day.

22 posted on 11/30/2007 9:41:45 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (DUmmie Jackasses and Mr. Hyde.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Republicans Report Much Better Mental Health Than Others (Gallup November 30, 2007 Frank Newport)
23 posted on 11/30/2007 9:42:36 AM PST by weegee (End the Bush-Bush-Bush-Clinton/Clinton-Clinton/Clinton-Bush-Bush-Clinton/Clinton Oligarchy 1980-2012)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Remembering Alec Baldwin’s statement about Henry Hyde a few years back, you could bet he is celebrating with the DUmmies.

These DUmmies are always full of hate even if a well known conservative passes away.


24 posted on 11/30/2007 9:54:32 AM PST by StC (If you care for free speech, FIGHT THE FAIRNESS DOCTRINE!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Dummie love on display again! The party of compassion
25 posted on 11/30/2007 10:00:40 AM PST by KSCITYBOY
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To: Charles Henrickson
It depends if he's got any women to beat up that day.

Or if he has any daughters to straighten out.

26 posted on 11/30/2007 10:05:19 AM PST by StC (If you care for free speech, FIGHT THE FAIRNESS DOCTRINE!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
So many graves....So little to piss with....I gotta start drinking!

Is that you, Will Pitt?
27 posted on 11/30/2007 10:05:39 AM PST by Right_Wing_Madman
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To: Charles Henrickson
...3 A.M. this morning.

As opposed to 3 A.M. this afternoon? You’re redundant and you repeat yourself. DUmmie.

28 posted on 11/30/2007 10:09:04 AM PST by wysiwyg (What parts of “right of the people” and “shall not be infringed” do you not understand?)
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To: wysiwyg

Always nice to hear from the Democratic base, isn’t it?
They refuse to acknowledge that Clinton was impeached for PERJURY and OBSTRUCTION but want Scooter Libby hung from the yardarm for forgetting what reporter he talked to and when about a subject that didn’t matter anyway.

And your glee at the death of a man who DARED to disagree with you, and the hope of more deaths in the coming year make me pity you more than anything else. Go hit your bongs some more and get out of the pool. It’s time for Adult Swim.


29 posted on 11/30/2007 11:04:26 AM PST by Right Cal Gal (Remember Billy Dale!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

No problem. Everyone should see these soulless reprobates for what they truly are. Compassionate? Tolerant? Mature?

NOT.

I’ll never forget (or forgive) the gravedancing party the DUmmies threw when Ronald Reagan died:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x604894


30 posted on 11/30/2007 11:08:18 AM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." -- Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Right_Wing_Madman

Despite their hatred, they believe that others are worse.

In DUmmieland, if you don’t post hate-filled messages you’re banned as a republican! That tells you something.


31 posted on 11/30/2007 11:12:23 AM PST by Loud Mime (The Democrats made people believe that govt. lawyers are victims, whatta country!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The DUmmies claim that we FReepers were “so mean” to Wellstone when he died.

This is the only thread I could find of the actual announcement of his death in the plane crash.

Only 15 replies (which shows that FReepers weren’t all that moved by Wellstone’s life), and only one jerk saying he wished it had been Daschle in the crash instead of Wellstone (and that jerk got slapped down).

I think what the DUmmies are whining about is how FReepers responded to the purely political “memorial” RALLY held for Wellstone. In the DUmmies’ feeble minds, our distaste for their turning what was ostensibly a service to remember and eulogize a fallen public servant into, instead, a pep rally for Walter Mondale to crush Norm Coleman—while Wellstone’s body was still warm—the Dummies think that we are somehow attacking Wellstone.

Yes, we ripped on their “memorial service.” It was crass, it was political, it was shameless—and it isn’t what Paul Wellstone would have wanted. We said so in 2002, and we still say so today. The DFL zealots acted horribly and irresponsibly.

But we did NOT attack Wellstone, or dance with glee when he died. That sort of tactless, heartless behavior is purely in the province of the DUmmies.


32 posted on 11/30/2007 11:31:37 AM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." -- Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

Oops. I forgot the link to the Wellstone death thread:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/775878/posts


33 posted on 11/30/2007 11:32:17 AM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." -- Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I am SO GLAD someone other than I go to that site. I cannot access the DUmp from work, and refuse to infect my home computers with their garbage. This really should have a BARF alert.


34 posted on 11/30/2007 11:54:59 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (I've been too busy for FR this weekend, because I did the things I refuse to let the invaders do.)
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To: kevkrom
Not really -- this one wins the prize for highlighting once again that there is one and only one "sin" in the liberal lexicon: hypocrisy. And since liberals have no standards, they can never be guilty of the one "sin" they recognize, but anyone who does try to live by any standard is excroiated for anything less than perfection.

Excellent observation. There's no way to hold people to standards, who have no standards. Quite convenient for them, I must say. Especially since they expect you to just take their often-repeated word for it that they're tolerant, loving people who just want what's right for everyone else-no matter what their actions otherwise express.

And it makes it even better for them that normal people, who actually do have some standards, sometimes fail to meet them-they can be excoriated for their "hypocrisy", which, as you say, can never afflict the lib rats, who have no standards to betray.

After this dance of glee at the death of man with who did nothing more heinous than to disagree with them, they'll be right back to whining about how hard and heartless the Right is, until the next time.

I can't help feeling that they all deserve to be lined up against a wall and put out of their misery, as a blight on common decency and humanity. They're a virus on the rest of the human race, that needs to be treated.

RIP Henry Hyde, condolences to his family.
35 posted on 11/30/2007 12:20:20 PM PST by mrsmel (Free Ramos and Compean! Duncan Hunter for President!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

It must suck being them. They carry so much hate inside them. By the way, last evening, Mark Levin had a great show on Henry Hyde and the lying hypocricy of the liberals.


36 posted on 11/30/2007 1:01:49 PM PST by skimask (Support Terrorism......Vote Democratic)
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To: Charles Henrickson

[Clinton created his own mud and was caught lying in it.]

Or, at least, asking his parmourial-intern to smoke it!


37 posted on 11/30/2007 2:20:43 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: mrsmel; kevkrom

You two both nailed it when it comes to the libs playing the hypocrisy card. Since they have no moral standards, they don’t care about their own Dem pols being swine—e.g., Clinton, the Swimmer, Bawney Fwank—while they can always use the hypocrisy label against those Repubs who sometimes stumble. Republicans are much tougher on their own pols who disgrace themselves morally (e.g., Gingrich).


38 posted on 11/30/2007 2:21:28 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (DUmmie Jackasses and Mr. Hyde.)
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To: StC

Djya think Jeff Gannon can get a statemnt from Alec?


39 posted on 11/30/2007 2:24:58 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: Charles Henrickson
Had the moonbat sis-in-law over at Turkey Day. We started talking about "condemnation for public necessity" and I mentioned the Constitution (5th Amendment?).

She responded that the Constitution has been shredded by the current administration and I ticked off the many “loop-holes” created by the D-controlled congress/presidency/courts going all the way back to Nixon’s ineptitude to face down the socialists.

Absolutely no response other to say, “That doesn’t matter because it was championed by the Democrats”

I’m super-cereal about that response. The Party has no basic standards.

40 posted on 11/30/2007 2:34:27 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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