Posted on 11/24/2007 5:20:00 AM PST by PJ-Comix
"Could you take a seat? ...What do you think you're doing?"
On Thursday I watched an "I Love Lucy" marathon on the tube. Yesterday, MSNBC had a "To Catch A Predator" marathon starring Chris Hansen. I have to admit that watching that Dateline NBC show is a guilty pleasure of mine. What really amazes me is how EASILY the perverts are caught. Haven't they figured out yet that when they all too easily get an underage girl or boy to agree to meet them alone in a house, that more than likely they will be having an appointment with Chris Hansen? In this video above you can see both some highlights and FUnnie spoofs of "To Catch A Predator." Although it wasn't shown in this highlight video, my favorite spoof of them all was the South Park episode showing pervert after pervert shooting themselves in the head the moment they spot Chris Hansen.
Okay, catching perverts is an important task. However, how about catching traitors before they can carry out acts of terrorism? My idea is to have Chris Hansen use his "To Catch A Predator" methods to catch leftwing DUmmie types before they can attempt to overthrow the government. My idea is for a team of experts to post in online chat rooms devoted to leftwing politics. They could then eventually propose violent acts against the government. I bet TONS of DUmmies, full of hate against the EVIL Bush regime, would all too eagerly fall for this proposal. Then they would be told they would hold a meeting of likeminded "progressives" to plot the violent overthrow of the government in a certain location. When each DUmmie arrives, they would be met by Chris Hansen who would ask them: "Could you take a seat? ...What do you think you're doing?"
In this scenario, it would be all too easy to entrap many DUmmies who wish to commit terrorist acts to overthrow the government. The problem is what to do with all of them. Well, there are always those WalMart detention centers they could be sent to...
(You can watch the "To Catch A Predator" highlights video, which includes some really FUnnie spoofs, on my BLOG.)
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Top 10
That first nekkid guy was really a creepy loser.
Top 10?
GO HAWKS top ten
Thursday had my guilty pleasure...Ghost Hunters. Last night was spongebob. *sigh* I like him, but hour after hour? I don’t think there are any other marathons on. I know after 8 or so hours of SB, I kinda lost the will to live....I mean, look.
whoo hooooooooooo
9 AND 10?
late, but top 15?
Top 20! Even on the weekend, I’m a deadeye!
Do you remember the name or number of that episode, please? I'm working my way through a big South Park backlog.
Of course, there's only two reasons to watch that show: Jolene Blalock
Those show are creepy.
It isn’t like the catch one or two perverts. They literally catch six or more per episode. They also catch a surprising cross section. Wealthy buisnessmen, middle school teachers, auto mechanics, right down the line. They had one detective that had driven six hours, and had a carload of weapons and ammunition.
Saw that show late last night with the detective having an automatic rifle in the passenger seat, loaded firearm in his pocket, a hoard of weapons and ammunition, bullet proof vest and assorted other “equipment” along with a disgusting cadre of semi-legal pornography. Scary.
Some of their lame excuses are amusing in an odd way. I enjoy the expression on their mugs when the cops start cuffing them. Catch the scumbags. I only wish that we could dump them on a deserted island in the middle of the Pacific...or just dump them in a shark tank.
In Los Angeles, many moons ago, one TV station had every Thanksgiving a TWILIGHT ZONE marathon. All day long the famous TWILIGHT ZONE episodes.
Greedy SOB!
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