DUmmie FUnnies 11-06-07 ("The most dire predictions on DU have not come to pass")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 6, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome DUmmies and Sadly NUts! Sad Sacks as well as many other from the Leftwing Blogosphere who have done some tremendous efforts to publicize this site. To your efforts we must also add that of the KOmmies who on their Daily KOs Midday Open THREAD yesterday gave us tremendous publicity by featuring us at the very top of the page. And over on the Weblog Awards we have the same DUmmies who were involved in a questionable fundraiser with no accountability from a couple of years ago now obsessing over the DUFUs to the extent that their THREAD has grown to 23 pages long! With all this incredible publicity for the DUmmie FUnnies, the Weblog Awards have become almost besides the point but if you want, you can vote HERE

For all you many new readers brought to this site thanx to the bigtime Leftwing conniption fit, I will now show you a regular DUFU edition. See, what we do here is take the ranting of the folks on the Democrat Underground aka DUmmies, Daily KOs aka KOmmies, and several other Leftwing sites and merely Copy & Paste what they say with comments beneath. So if they are OUTRAGED by the DUmmie FUnnies it is because we quote their lunacy ACCURATELY, word for word. And this is what we shall do in this DUFU edition. As many longtime followers of the DUmmie FUnnies know, DUmmieland is full of an array of laughable conspiracy theories. It goes without saying that the vast majority of the DUmmies are 9/11 Truthers (MIHOP: Made It Happen On Purpose or LIHOP: Let It Happen On Purpose). However, there are many other dire predictions of gloom in DUmmieland. See that new Walmart being built a few miles away. Guess what? According to the DUmmies it is really a re-education camp. I kid you not. And this is only ONE of many such kooky theories which brings me to today's DUmmie THREAD titled, "The most dire predictions on DU have not come to pass." What? I mean what happened to the draft that all DUmmies were sure to happen right after the 2004 election? You mean (GASP?) that the dire DUmmie predictions never seem to come to pass? So let us now read the revelation about the DUmmie lack of credibility in the prediction department in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, providing some "sophisticated comedy" in the form of DUmmie Perry Logan's video at the bottom of this edition, is in the [brackets]:

The most dire predictions on DU have not come to pass

[And DUmmie cali WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

the 2006 elections were not canceled or stolen. Martial law has not been declared. Liberals and progressives have not been thrown into camps, etc, etc.

[Then why is that new Walmart being built down the road?]

Lots of bad law, plenty of flouting of the law by the admin, a weak opposititon, but the catastrophic predictions above have failed to be fulfilled, time after time. And DU posters have been making these predictions regularly.

[And laughably.]

Anything's possible, but those making the direst predictions have been wrong repeatedly.

[They will be proven right about the Walmarts. Those are definitely going to be re-education camps. And now to hear from the rest of the DUmmies.]

Does anyone think that Pakistan may be a test case for the US?

[Do they have Walmarts in Pakistan?]

What makes you so sure is what I want to know? I assume that you think... that people like Naomi Wolf are just idiots then!

[YUP!]

rantings of the fringe left.

[Which includes most of DUmmieland. The MIHOP group vastly outnumbers the more "moderate" LIHOP DUmmies.]

How do you know... that the fear of these outcomes didn't energize us to prevent these outcomes?

[STOP new Walmarts from being built!]

You don't have any sources to back this hyperbole up do you?

[The DUmmie FUnnies is a terrific source since we regularly chronicle dire DUmmie predictions of doom via that sneaky method of Copy & Paste. That makes us a "Hate Site."]

Have the '08 elections happened yet? I must have missed them... ...The "most" dire warnings have been about military drafts and cancellation of the '08 election...not the '06 one...

[The military draft never happened but the '08 elections will definitely be cancelled. After so many strikeouts, we are due for a hit.]

plenty of predictions that the 2006 elections would be stolen

[Only when Republicans win.]

I think this administration is capable of anything, including putting Americans in camps and launching nuclear first strikes. But we have had a powerful movement of resistance in this country ever since he took office, working time and again to bring this administration down. Thanks to them, much of the more dire predictions of the left never came true, and for that, we can all be proud. And thankful.

[Only the DUmmies stand between us and placement in a Walmart detention camp.]

I said in my original post that those that were sounding the alarm of more dire things to come in the future deserve some credit for being vigilant in making THOSE MORE DIRE PREDICTIONS NOT HAPPEN.

[And yet the EVIL Bush Regime made 9/11 happen: MIHOP.]

DU is nothing if not a catalyst for dire predictions. Last week I was told we were all going to die if Al Gore was not the next president. Which would have been hilarious if the poster had not been dead serious.

[Which is what makes most DUmmie posts hilarious.]

Looking at history, we see that we are walking a familiar path of fascist activity by our government.

[And yet those fascists were unable to prevent the Democrats from winning in 2006. Hmmm...]

I think that there very well may have been an attempt to steal the 2006 election, and it may very well have altered the number of seats that the Dems got in both houses. Don't know that for fact, but I think that.

[Even when we win an election, the EVIL Republicans still STOLE IT!!!]

What About Paul Wellstone?

[Obviously a victim of a murder plot by EVIL Republicans.]

I think votes were stolen in 2006; just not enough votes to block a squeaky Dem majority in the Senate. They miscalculated. The pre-election polls were wrong (mostly because a whole lot of "unlikely" voters came out to vote Democratic), Rove didn't set his sights high enough.

[Karl Rove allowed you just enough votes to win but not to set the agenda.]

Your kind of ignorance is why over at Free Republic they dub us "DUmmies."

[Hee! Hee!]

What's the "Resurrection Act?"

[It will be explained to you at the Second Coming.]

I have a thing about Pagans, Witches, Goddesses, etc. Mesopotamian, Celtic, Nordic, you name it, I love the lore, and the artwork it inspires... ancient and modern. I used the name Inanna on another board many years ago... she is another of my favorites.

[Goddess Gaia is my personal fave.]

Gonzales & Rove did try to steal the '06 elections, cali.

[But only the DUmmies stopped them.]

Nor was Rove indicted in 24 business hours.

[According to William Rivers Pitt, Rove was indicted on May 12, 2006.]

The chicken littles on DU can be downright embarassing.

[But very very FUnnie!]

How do you know the 2006 weren't deliberately skewed? What's the easiest way to shut people up about voting irregularities? Let them win one. It astounds me that people treat this administration has a blip, as an anomaly, and everything will go back to normal in 2008. Some people are in for a shock.

[Attention DUmmies! We own ALL your Diebold machines!]

The current occupier of the White House is a madman. He is getting crazier and crazier with each passing day. If you saw him on TV today, then you saw how crazy he looks. But he is crafty. He knows how to line up pure power behind him -- people who will do anything -- anything -- he wants. He is quite capable of -- and quite likely to -- declaring martial law.

[Of course, of course.]

I saw him today talking to the Turkish PM. His body motion was strange and his pitch and tone altered. I guess they had to drug him up for the news about Turkey and Pakistan. I mean, look at this shit. I still think his handlers won't let him cross the rubicon. I'm not so sure about Cheney.

[So Cheney is the Puppetmaster of our Glorious Emperor, Chimpus Khan?]

Don't worry, be happy!

[KILLJOY!!!]

Domestic enemies of The United States of America are still occupying unelected office and following the "policies" of a culture of death. IMPEACH CHENEY FIRST-IMPEACH CHENEY NOW!

[And then Chimpeach You Know Who.]

Is there a need for martial law when the coup has already occurred??

[And only the DUmmies noticed. ...And now to show a bit of "sophisticated" DUmmie comedy in the form of this video act by Perry Logan who is a registered member of DUmmieland.]

(You can watch the Perry Logan "comedy act" by scrolling down to the bottom of this blog EDITION.)

[Paradox]

All one has to do is ask an older leftist whatever happened to the “Reagan Disaster.” For those who don’t know what that is, the left was certain that President Reagan was going to or destroyed the world.

Ah yes, I remember well. I was a Liberal at the time, and I swallowed that kool-aide as well. Part of the reason for my eventual conversion, was that the dire Reagan predictions never came true.

[COBOL2Java]

Have the '08 elections happened yet? I must have missed them... ...The "most" dire warnings have been about military drafts and cancellation of the '08 election...not the '06 one...

This behavior reminds me of the Millerites, who when their predictions of the exact date of the end of the world came and went, went back to their analyses and proclaimed that they'd done the math wrong and the end would REALLY come...a few years later.

[pogo101]

Too bad you didn’t hold your vote lead, but then, there are simply more of them (DUers) than us (Freepers). You’ll always be OUR funniest blog^

[Purrcival]

Vote-bot. They’ve found a way to circumvent the one-vote-per-day rule.

[COBOL2Java]

...we have had a powerful movement of resistance in this country ever since he took office, working time and again to bring this administration down. Thanks to them, much of the more dire predictions of the left never came true, and for that, we can all be proud. And thankful.

Ah yes, the Chanticleer syndrome.

[COBOL2Java]

The current occupier of the White House is a madman. He is getting crazier and crazier with each passing day. If you saw him on TV today, then you saw how crazy he looks. But he is crafty. He knows how to line up pure power behind him -- people who will do anything -- anything -- he wants. He is quite capable of -- and quite likely to -- declaring martial law.

I can imagine this soliloquy being given by Ren Höeck, and the tone sounds about right...

[lonevoice]

This behavior reminds me of the Millerites, who when their predictions of the exact date of the end of the world came and went, went back to their analyses and proclaimed that they'd done the math wrong and the end would REALLY come...a few years later.

That's a good analogy. And now the DUmmies are only $10 away from knowing the real exact date of the end of the world.

[lonevoice]

I could be wrong, but I believe FReepers do outnumber DUmmies. Part of the voting issue, in my opinion, is that DUFU's are stuck back here in the blog section of FR where not a lot of FReepers read. It probably would've helped if posts about the weblog awards and voting could've been made on the main board, and put in the sidebar. By way of contrast, DU allowed two threads about this poll to remain in their Greatest Threads section.

Or it could just be that they are more rabid than we. Come to think of it, that Perry Logan Thing does look like it has rabies.

[gardencatz]

How do you know... that the fear of these outcomes didn't energize us to prevent these outcomes?

Another good one PJ! The kind of comments like this one are one of my favorites because it shows just how delusional and self-aggrandizing they are. IF Chimpy McBushHitler had as much power as they seem to think, their little "uprising" wouldn't have happened. Energized or not, those Walmarts would be open under new management and they'd all be "guests" at the Darth Cheney Memorial Internment Centers now. How pathetic must someone's real life be if they have to invent conspiracy theories to give their lives meaning? Dream on little Rambo wannabes.

Cindie

[The_Victor]

How do you know... that the fear of these outcomes didn't energize us to prevent these outcomes?

I have in my possession a rock that prevents tiger attacks. I can certify that in all the time I have possessed said rock I have never suffered from a tiger attack. Would you care to buy this rock?

[grwcfl537]

Resurrected an old laptop and brought a new machine on line early, so now have four (4) voting booths. I believe that it may be possible to vote multiple times with a single machine. If open source users have some live distros , try to vote using them. It may be necessary to use a distro that either has flash built in or will accept an install. PCLinuxOS2007 and MandrivaOne are two distros I have used.

It may have to do with being behind a router and not having a routable IP (192.168.x.x), and the live distro having a different hostname than my installed distro. Mel

[pillut48]

[Do they have Walmarts in Pakistan?] LOL! :-) I'm still voting for you daily, PJ, even though the DUmmies are 'RonPauling' you by clearing their cookies and voting hundreds of times a day instead of HONORABLY (the FReeper way) voting only once a day like the rules say...hang in there, keep sharing the truth of the moonbats, and don't give up the fight! :-)

[txroadkill]

I think this administration is capable of anything, including putting Americans in camps and launching nuclear first strikes. But we have had a powerful movement of resistance in this country ever since he took office, working time and again to bring this administration down. Thanks to them, much of the more dire predictions of the left never came true, and for that, we can all be proud. And thankful.

This guy is all that stands between Bush and total anarchy.

 

[txroadkill]

...Don't know that for fact, but I think that.

It must all be true then.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Okay...fess up. Which one of y’all is thanatos?

[txroadkill]

The current occupier of the White House is a madman. He is getting crazier and crazier with each passing day. If you saw him on TV today, then you saw how crazy he looks. But he is crafty. He knows how to line up pure power behind him -- people who will do anything -- anything -- he wants. He is quite capable of -- and quite likely to -- declaring martial law.

 

 I just can't figure out how they are able to type so well. I figure they must use their toes, but you do have to admire their dexterity...

[ferri]

i tried to read all 23 pages of that ‘stuff’ last night but man it was giving me headache. they don’t seem to understand English.

[PeteB570]

Sadly No is slammin’ Dr S and the DUmmies are pullin’ for that blog?

Man, they really are sick.

[jurroppi1]

I know how the cheating is occurring... This is a flash poll. All you need to do is clear all the locally stored data by using the privacy settings in Adobe flash player, then perform a super refresh, allow the site to store some data, click the appropriate radio button in the poll, lather, rinse, repeat.

This can be automated with a macro recording program pretty darned easily.

Want more info, freepmail me and I’ll put together a tutorial with images to show you what I’m discussing.

Of course I would expect that it would be used for purposes of proving the issue (proof of concept) only!

[jurroppi1]

After trying this to determine if it works, I’m not sure... there is probably a little bit more to it, but I can override the 24 hour waiting period to vote, I just cant tell what sequence things need to be done in yet to ensure that a vote gets tallied.

I’ll toy with it more later...