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DUmmie FUnnies 07-31-07 (Shell Shocked By Surge Success)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 31, 2007 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/31/2007 6:32:42 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The big story out there right now is how the Left has been completely blindsided by the success of the Iraq Surge under the leadership of General Petraeus. At the present moment they are in a state of shock and haven't yet come up with a way to react. Yes, the Left have completely invested themselves in DEFEAT and now the success of the surge is sawing off the limb they have climbed out on. One big indicator of the success of the surge is this New York Times Op-Ed ARTICLE titled, "A War We Just Might Win." Written by Michael O'Hanlon and Kenneth Pollack of the Brookings Institution, it explains how it looks like the surge in Iraq seems to be working. Of course, any idea that we might be winning in Iraq enrages the Left as you can see in this Daily KOs KOmmie THREAD titled, "I Spent a Week in Iraq and Now I’m an Expert." The whole purpose of that post is to denigrate the O'Hanlon and Pollack article. Nice try, KOmmies, but the "sad" fact for you is that the surge IS working. The limb you and the Democrat Party climbed out on is being sawed off by the surge's success. So let us now watch the KOmmies deny surge success reality in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who can scientifically measure the success of the surge by observing the increasingly glum look on the face of Dingy Harry, is in the [brackets]:

I Spent a Week in Iraq and Now I’m an Expert

[I Spent a Week With My Head in the Ground and Now I'm a KOmmie.]

Don’t believe these charlatans like O’Hanlon, Graham, Malkin, McCain, or Lieberman. They are ignorant and have no frames of reference on which to build their assertions concerning Iraq.

[Please don't believe the FACTS of the surge's success as they come out. We NEED for there to be defeat. And now on to the other KOmmies invested in DEFEAT...]

This is a RIGHTEOUS diary and I am 100% behind your anger, palpable as I read it. Thank you for doing a genuinely classy and to-the-point job of showing these charlatans to be assholes.

[I am 100% behind your anger over the success of the surge.]

A "victory" in Iraq would be a disaster for USA

[Wrong. A victory in Iraq would be a disaster for the Democrats.]

The only people who benefit from this insanity are employees inside the military industrial complex, the military industrial ENTERTAINMENT complex and graduates of elite foreign policy colleges at which Pollack and O'Hanlon are employed. Any average American supporting this nonsense is no different than a battered wife who refuses to see she's being abused.

[Hmmm... It appears that the prospect of victory in Iraq is making you VERY nervous.]

So, for America's safety and security, I'm happy that Bush has been defeated in Iraq.

[Don't count your defeat chickens before they hatch.]

I was in Kansas City once for a few hours, on my way across country. I did my laundry there & spoke with a local. So I must be an expert. I also drove across the Texas panhandle, & saw Paper Moon in Salina while our car was being repaired, so I know all about day to day life there.

[I visit KOmmieland and DUmmieland on a daily basis so I know all about where you clowns are coming from...and where you're going to---over the edge along with the rest of the Democrat Party due to the success of the surge.]

What Is The Surge?

[That thing causing the gloomy look on Dingy Harry's face.]

I am also concerned about the public knowledge of and perception of the surge itself.

[A KOmmie sweating over the perception that the surge is SUCCEEDING.]

I'm concerned because, as I'm sure you noted as well, that the surge was designed to create an 'artificial' sense of success and to sway public thinking on the war.

[Surge success is giving this KOmmie severe heartburn.]

I know most folks out there are learning what the surge means in real terms now. And, should be prepared for the report coming out in September.

[Be prepared for the terrible news of surge success in September.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: brookings; dailykos; iraq; kennethpollack; kommies; michaelohanlon; surge
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To: PJ-Comix

this is going to be a FUn one to read.

I’m half suprised you haven’t done a John Roberts death watch DUmmie Funnie yet.


21 posted on 07/31/2007 7:02:35 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (Dems '08 choices are a Manly woman, a Womanly man, or a Child Senator)
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To: PJ-Comix
Thou Shalt Not Worship False DUFUs!

There is no DUFU but DUFU and PJ Comix is its writer

DUFU Akbhar.

22 posted on 07/31/2007 7:07:03 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (Dems '08 choices are a Manly woman, a Womanly man, or a Child Senator)
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To: NeoCaveman
I’m half suprised you haven’t done a John Roberts death watch DUmmie Funnie yet.

And none will be posted due to the fact that a False DUFU on this topic was worshipped last night.

23 posted on 07/31/2007 7:11:30 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
And none will be posted due to the fact that a False DUFU on this topic was worshipped last night.

Those infidels. They should be beheaded.

Got a link?

24 posted on 07/31/2007 7:17:47 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (Dems '08 choices are a Manly woman, a Womanly man, or a Child Senator)
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To: PJ-Comix
A "victory" in Iraq would be a disaster for USA

Somebody actually wrote that?  Let me guess that this person also applies similar logic to his own education and family.  Sad!

25 posted on 07/31/2007 7:25:51 AM PDT by MarineBrat (My wife and I took an AIDS vaccination that the Church offers.)
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To: PJ-Comix

The Surge is Working and the Al QuedacRats are Running for Cover

Pray for W and Our Troops


26 posted on 07/31/2007 8:01:10 AM PDT by bray (Member of the FR President Bush underground)
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To: PJ-Comix; kevkrom
I am 100% behind. . . .

Is that you, benburch?

27 posted on 07/31/2007 8:08:02 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (ben does not use a surge protector.)
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To: PJ-Comix
[I Spent a Week With My Head in the Ground and Now I'm a KOmmie.]


I'm bettin' it ain't the ground where their head was kept. More likely a certain bodily orifice what ain't intended for that sort of nonsense.

But then, what else is new with this bunch...?
28 posted on 07/31/2007 8:12:36 AM PDT by snuffy smiff (impeachment-it's not just for democraps anymore.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I was in Kansas City once for a few hours. . . .

Is that you, Carlos Beltran, Johnny Damon, Jermaine Dye. . . ?

29 posted on 07/31/2007 8:13:00 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Royal pain.)
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To: PJ-Comix
You know, I can actually understand a TINY BIT why the Left (well, what my left wing family tells me anyways) considers a victory a bad thing, at least one of the reasons.

One thing they fear is that a big Victory would embolden us to do brasher and "stupider" things. I can almost see the logic in that point of view.

But at this point, the whole "Nation Building" thing has stung us pretty bad, even if this surge works and everything turns out alright. Therefore I think that fear is unwarranted, we won't be doing anything like that again for a while.

It is as General Lee said of war. "It is well that war is so terrible, lest we grow too fond of it".

30 posted on 07/31/2007 8:21:44 AM PDT by Paradox (They're simply playing all of us, all of them.)
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To: PJ-Comix

“A “victory” in Iraq would be a disaster for USA”

Frightening. I hope this moron is sterile and cannot pollute the world genetic pool.


31 posted on 07/31/2007 8:33:14 AM PDT by finnman69 (May Paris Hilton's plane crash into Britney Spears house while Lindsey Lohan is over doing coke)
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To: PJ-Comix
The only people who benefit from this insanity are employees inside the military industrial complex, the military industrial ENTERTAINMENT complex and graduates of elite foreign policy colleges. . . . Any average American supporting this nonsense is no different than a battered wife who refuses to see she's being abused.

So I guess the fact that we . . .

a) forced Saddam to ship off/hide away/not use his weapons of mass destruction (biological warfare, etc.);

b) got rid of the anti-American madman Saddam;

c) can go after the terrorist organization that murdered 3000 of our citizens on American soil, i.e., AL-QAEDA, IN IRAQ, where they thought they would have a safe haven;

d) have deterred other terrorist groups and terrorist-loving nations from attacking us; and

e) have established a beachhead in the Middle East where we can protect our interests--

I guess all that does not benefit the American citizenry.

I must be missing something somewhere.

32 posted on 07/31/2007 8:43:44 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pro-America, anti-terrorism)
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To: PJ-Comix
The only people who benefit from this. . . .

Certainly not the Iraqi PEOPLE, eh? They were MUCH better off in the days of Saddam, Uday, and Qusay!

THOSE WERE UDAY'S
Tune: "Those Were the Days"

Boy, the pranks Qusay would play!
Loved to gas the Kurds away.
But those rapes that wedding day--
Those were Uday's.

And you didn't dare complain
Or you'd gain a world of pain.
Mister, we could use a reign
Like that of Saddam Hussein.

Didn't need no polls to tell
Who would rule this living hell.
Gee, our old Iraq ran swell--
Those were the days!

33 posted on 07/31/2007 8:46:42 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (All in the Hussein Family.)
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To: Paradox
One thing they fear is that a big Victory would embolden us to do brasher and "stupider" things.

Oh, yeah, that's a real fear because the United States has spent the past 260 years building its empire around the world. That's why we have the State of France, the State of Germany, the State of Great Britain, the State of Japan, the State of Cuba, etc. What morons. If they think it's "brash and stupid" to defend ourselves and retaliate against those who attack us, perhaps they'd like to go live in one of our other "States."

34 posted on 07/31/2007 8:54:13 AM PDT by hsalaw
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To: finnman69

I think the only thing he’ll be polluting is his computer monitor and keyboard, if you get my meaning.


35 posted on 07/31/2007 9:19:19 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Ask not what you can expect from life; ask what life expects from you. -- Viktor Frankl)
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To: Charles Henrickson

lol that’s very good

I can hear Edith now.....


36 posted on 07/31/2007 9:24:43 AM PDT by visualops (artlife.us)
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To: PJ-Comix
Borrowed, not stolen, from Dean Barnett.....


37 posted on 07/31/2007 9:26:08 AM PDT by Chuck54
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To: PJ-Comix

“So, for America’s safety and security, I’m happy that Bush has been defeated in Iraq.”

Hey KOmmie, How does getting beaten make anyone safer? Hey, I really don’t want to question your patriotism, but.....


38 posted on 07/31/2007 10:04:01 AM PDT by CSM ("The rioting arsonists are the same folks who scream about global warming." LibFreeOrDie 5/7/07)
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To: NeoCaveman; Mercat; michigander; Cletus.D.Yokel; mikrofon; PJ-Comix
Thou Shalt Not Worship False DUFUs!

There is no DUFU but DUFU, and PJ-Comix is its writer.

UNLESS it is an Officially Authorized™ Guest DUFU®.


39 posted on 07/31/2007 10:07:42 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Officially Authorized Guest DUFUist)
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To: Charles Henrickson; NeoCaveman; Mercat; michigander; Cletus.D.Yokel; PJ-Comix

DUFU:Islam -as- PJ:Allah -as- CH::Mohammed


40 posted on 07/31/2007 10:29:41 AM PDT by mikrofon (Blasphemy!)
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