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DUmmie FUnnies 07-31-07 (Shell Shocked By Surge Success)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 31, 2007 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/31/2007 6:32:42 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The big story out there right now is how the Left has been completely blindsided by the success of the Iraq Surge under the leadership of General Petraeus. At the present moment they are in a state of shock and haven't yet come up with a way to react. Yes, the Left have completely invested themselves in DEFEAT and now the success of the surge is sawing off the limb they have climbed out on. One big indicator of the success of the surge is this New York Times Op-Ed ARTICLE titled, "A War We Just Might Win." Written by Michael O'Hanlon and Kenneth Pollack of the Brookings Institution, it explains how it looks like the surge in Iraq seems to be working. Of course, any idea that we might be winning in Iraq enrages the Left as you can see in this Daily KOs KOmmie THREAD titled, "I Spent a Week in Iraq and Now I’m an Expert." The whole purpose of that post is to denigrate the O'Hanlon and Pollack article. Nice try, KOmmies, but the "sad" fact for you is that the surge IS working. The limb you and the Democrat Party climbed out on is being sawed off by the surge's success. So let us now watch the KOmmies deny surge success reality in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who can scientifically measure the success of the surge by observing the increasingly glum look on the face of Dingy Harry, is in the [brackets]:

I Spent a Week in Iraq and Now I’m an Expert

[I Spent a Week With My Head in the Ground and Now I'm a KOmmie.]

Don’t believe these charlatans like O’Hanlon, Graham, Malkin, McCain, or Lieberman. They are ignorant and have no frames of reference on which to build their assertions concerning Iraq.

[Please don't believe the FACTS of the surge's success as they come out. We NEED for there to be defeat. And now on to the other KOmmies invested in DEFEAT...]

This is a RIGHTEOUS diary and I am 100% behind your anger, palpable as I read it. Thank you for doing a genuinely classy and to-the-point job of showing these charlatans to be assholes.

[I am 100% behind your anger over the success of the surge.]

A "victory" in Iraq would be a disaster for USA

[Wrong. A victory in Iraq would be a disaster for the Democrats.]

The only people who benefit from this insanity are employees inside the military industrial complex, the military industrial ENTERTAINMENT complex and graduates of elite foreign policy colleges at which Pollack and O'Hanlon are employed. Any average American supporting this nonsense is no different than a battered wife who refuses to see she's being abused.

[Hmmm... It appears that the prospect of victory in Iraq is making you VERY nervous.]

So, for America's safety and security, I'm happy that Bush has been defeated in Iraq.

[Don't count your defeat chickens before they hatch.]

I was in Kansas City once for a few hours, on my way across country. I did my laundry there & spoke with a local. So I must be an expert. I also drove across the Texas panhandle, & saw Paper Moon in Salina while our car was being repaired, so I know all about day to day life there.

[I visit KOmmieland and DUmmieland on a daily basis so I know all about where you clowns are coming from...and where you're going to---over the edge along with the rest of the Democrat Party due to the success of the surge.]

What Is The Surge?

[That thing causing the gloomy look on Dingy Harry's face.]

I am also concerned about the public knowledge of and perception of the surge itself.

[A KOmmie sweating over the perception that the surge is SUCCEEDING.]

I'm concerned because, as I'm sure you noted as well, that the surge was designed to create an 'artificial' sense of success and to sway public thinking on the war.

[Surge success is giving this KOmmie severe heartburn.]

I know most folks out there are learning what the surge means in real terms now. And, should be prepared for the report coming out in September.

[Be prepared for the terrible news of surge success in September.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: brookings; dailykos; iraq; kennethpollack; kommies; michaelohanlon; surge
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1 posted on 07/31/2007 6:32:49 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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2 posted on 07/31/2007 6:34:26 AM PDT by Jaysun (It's outlandishly inappropriate to suggest that I'm wrong.)
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IB4TP!


3 posted on 07/31/2007 6:35:15 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


4 posted on 07/31/2007 6:35:29 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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top ten and I even read the article!


5 posted on 07/31/2007 6:36:31 AM PDT by Sally'sConcerns (http://www.fda.gov/emaillist.html - Class I (life threatening) recalls email alert sign-up)
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TOP 10!!!


6 posted on 07/31/2007 6:38:32 AM PDT by Mercat
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First TT in a while!


7 posted on 07/31/2007 6:42:14 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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.....A victory in Iraq would be a disaster for the Democrats....

I wouild take issue with that statement. Victory might be disaster for the far left, but not necessarily for the rank and file.

The changes blowing in the wind are not without cause. I have posted for some time that Hillary clinton knows that Iraq will be gone as an issue next year and has had the media pulling punches for some time now.

The pieces describing the possibility of winning are the result of the Clinton campaign making a shift in the thrust of the party from die hard anti’s to some as yet undefined provictory stance.

Hillary is in the process of wresting the Rats from the far left kooks to a centerist nest where most Rats actually reside. She is going to leave Reid, Durbin and Pelosi twisting in the winf. President Clinton can’t tolerate a Pelosi prime minister.


8 posted on 07/31/2007 6:42:33 AM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 . Happiness is a down sleeping bag)
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So, for America's safety and security, I'm happy that Bush has been defeated in Iraq.

No one can be that stupid..can they????

9 posted on 07/31/2007 6:43:18 AM PDT by BerniesFriend
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Top 10 again?


10 posted on 07/31/2007 6:43:24 AM PDT by Dooderbutt (It's God's job to judge the terrorists. It's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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please please PJ, can we have a Dummie Funnies edition on the hate at Justice Roberts?


11 posted on 07/31/2007 6:43:53 AM PDT by Mercat
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“The limb you and the Democrat Party climbed out on is being sawed off...”

Or, gnawed off by a l’il beaver?


12 posted on 07/31/2007 6:44:24 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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please please PJ, can we have a Dummie Funnies edition on the hate at Justice Roberts?

No. That is my punishment for the premature "DUFU" posting on that topic last night.

13 posted on 07/31/2007 6:48:50 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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One more thought..... Everyone here should deep down think about what they are actually for. If they stand for America and for victory, They must carefully consider coming to DC for the Gathering of Eagles II on September 15.

There should be thoughts of putting money where the mouth is. There should be thoughts of meeting the Rat KOOKS on the street and actually face to face putting them in their place. There should be thoughts of personal responsibility for outcome vs leaving the work and expenditure of funds to others.

Begin making plans to got to DC today


14 posted on 07/31/2007 6:48:56 AM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 . Happiness is a down sleeping bag)
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Those bastards disgust me...


15 posted on 07/31/2007 6:50:26 AM PDT by tje
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hmmm, being punished by PJ. No must not stray into fantasy land!


16 posted on 07/31/2007 6:51:18 AM PDT by Mercat
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Thou Shalt Not Worship False DUFUs!


17 posted on 07/31/2007 6:54:48 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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[That thing causing the gloomy look on Dingy Harry’s face.]

How can you tell?


18 posted on 07/31/2007 6:56:43 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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"I'm concerned because, as I'm sure you noted as well, that the surge was designed to create an 'artificial' sense of success and to sway public thinking on the war."

ISDD: Iraq Surge Despondency Disorder, a symptom and sub-affliction of BDS.

19 posted on 07/31/2007 6:59:52 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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>>>”military industrial complex” DUmmie speak for Halliburton.
20 posted on 07/31/2007 7:00:15 AM PDT by Ditter
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