Posted on 04/23/2007 2:49:29 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
Crow (4/19, Springfield, Tenn.): I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.
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I would think any benefit would be more than offset on the increased number of underpants that would have to be produced, because of the resulting skid marks.
Hey perhaps we finally have Step Two in the Underpants Gnome’s business plan:
Step 1: Collect Underpants
Step 2:
Step 3: Profit!
Who is Kevin Gilbert and how was Crow involved in his death?
http://www.usedbin.com/kevin_gilbert.htm
Well she did teach in public school prior to becoming a singer...
Wonder why none of my female public school teachers ever looked like Ms Crow...mine all looked like a cross between Carrie Nation and Rosie O’Donnell...
DO NOT ask her to borrow her guitar!Strings carry germs.
A long time ago, I learned not to listen to stupid airheads like her. Her opinion is meaningless.
I’d hate to do her laundry. Maybe that’s the reason for her break up with Lance Armstrong: skidmarks.
Maybe she has figured out how to use the 3 sea shells in Demolition Man
Of course not.
Anyway, just about every hollyweird "star" honestly believes that
Her father was in law school with Mel Carnahan the former governor of Missouri who was killed in a plane crash while campaigning for the senate seat held by John Ashcroft in 2000.
Rock stars are not widely known for their intellect : )
Is that some kind of herpes?
I’ll send her my ‘used’ squares for recycling.
Cheryl Crow wants us to live like Arab Muslims. I am just waiting for her to put on a burka.
GW nutiness ping!!!
www.shitbegone.com [I wish I knew how to post images!] I am going to send her the wrapper I saved from my brother’s ‘’humorous’’ birthday gift he sent me...
Thanks very interesting.
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