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WIPE OUT GLOBAL WARMING: CROW PROPOSES LIMITS ON TOILET PAPER - It's NOT satire
washingtonpost ^
| 4/23/07
| GeorgiaDawg32
Posted on 04/23/2007 2:49:29 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
Crow (4/19, Springfield, Tenn.): I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
All I wanna do is grow some brains...
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posted on
04/23/2007 6:29:40 AM PDT
by
Outland
(Liberalism is a mental disorder. Socialism is a deep psychosis. Communism is brain cancer.)
To: Diogenesis
Well we can all stop worrying about global warming, Sheryl Crow’s little brother is on the job.
143
posted on
04/23/2007 6:33:27 AM PDT
by
#1CTYankee
(That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
To: Yossarian
Scratch and sn......?
Neah, I ain’t even gonna go there!
144
posted on
04/23/2007 6:53:41 AM PDT
by
djf
(Free men own guns, slaves do not!)
To: syriacus
Stand up, sit, stand up, sit, stand up, sit, as often as necessary.I'll attribute it to being "early Monday morning", but you missed the obvious follow-on:
"Stand up, Sit down, Wipe, Wipe, Wipe".
145
posted on
04/23/2007 7:35:08 AM PDT
by
DuncanWaring
(The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
To: Izzy Dunne
Great picture.
I will never forgive Sci-fi for canceling that show.
To: GeorgiaDawg32
To: GeorgiaDawg32
what a crappy thing to say...
148
posted on
04/23/2007 7:45:08 AM PDT
by
Dick Vomer
(liberals suck....... but it depends on what your definition of the word "suck" is.,)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
I say we wash them and reuse them.
149
posted on
04/23/2007 7:45:20 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(JOIN THE NRA: https://membership.nrahq.org/forms/signup.asp)
To: Greystoke
Eeew! Clever though...
To: GeorgiaDawg32
ROFL..the jokes write themselves.That was a real eye-opener, this morning! LOL! What a crock! What do these people use for brains?
151
posted on
04/23/2007 7:51:13 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If God wants us to be good, why does He give us temptations?)
To: DuncanWaring
I'll attribute it to being "early Monday morning", but you missed the obvious follow-on: "Stand up, Sit down, Wipe, Wipe, Wipe".I love it!!
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posted on
04/23/2007 7:53:49 AM PDT
by
syriacus
(Princeton's Peter Singer-"It's OK to kill flawed infants." Cho-"It's OK to kill flawed students.")
To: GeorgiaDawg32
SHERYL CROW
153
posted on
04/23/2007 7:55:41 AM PDT
by
jws3sticks
(Hillary can take a very long walk on a very short pier, anytime, and the sooner the better!)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Hey Cheryl the only way to be truely Carbon Neutral is to stop breathing. What a hypocrite.
Pray for W and Our Troops
154
posted on
04/23/2007 7:56:20 AM PDT
by
bray
(The Surge is Working against both Enemies of America)
To: StarCMC
You woke me up for
THIS???
LOL! If they're so worried about using paper products, they need to plant more trees. *sheesh* But don't get me started!
Hi, Star!
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posted on
04/23/2007 7:57:43 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If God wants us to be good, why does He give us temptations?)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Can’t spare a square, no squares to spare.
156
posted on
04/23/2007 8:11:10 AM PDT
by
tobyhill
(only wimps believe in retreat in defeat)
To: tobyhill
Can’t spare a square, no squares to spare. I was never big on that show, but that episode did make me laugh a little.
I can't wait to see Sheryl's response. She'll probably say that she was joking, or she'll change the subject to Rove....
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Ah, Sheryl Crow stole this idea from the Submarine Service. Is this plagirism? Can I or the Submarine Service sue her?
158
posted on
04/23/2007 8:28:44 AM PDT
by
El Gran Salseron
(The World-Famous, popular DJ and FReeper Canteen Certified, Equal-Opportunity, Male-Chauvinist-Pig!)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
"who would have been able to think something THIS ridiculous up??"HEY! Be careful! See my previous post to you. :-)
159
posted on
04/23/2007 8:31:00 AM PDT
by
El Gran Salseron
(The World-Famous, popular DJ and FReeper Canteen Certified, Equal-Opportunity, Male-Chauvinist-Pig!)
To: All
160
posted on
04/23/2007 8:34:28 AM PDT
by
I_Love_My_Husband
(BAY AREA CONSERVATIVES - JOIN US http://community.livejournal.com/sf_conservative/profile)
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