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WIPE OUT GLOBAL WARMING: CROW PROPOSES LIMITS ON TOILET PAPER - It's NOT satire
washingtonpost ^ | 4/23/07 | GeorgiaDawg32

Posted on 04/23/2007 2:49:29 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32

Crow (4/19, Springfield, Tenn.): I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.

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To: GeorgiaDawg32

I would think any benefit would be more than offset on the increased number of underpants that would have to be produced, because of the resulting skid marks.

Hey perhaps we finally have Step Two in the Underpants Gnome’s business plan:

Step 1: Collect Underpants
Step 2:
Step 3: Profit!


161 posted on 04/23/2007 8:38:02 AM PDT by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
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To: All

Who is Kevin Gilbert and how was Crow involved in his death?

http://www.usedbin.com/kevin_gilbert.htm


162 posted on 04/23/2007 8:38:08 AM PDT by I_Love_My_Husband (BAY AREA CONSERVATIVES - JOIN US http://community.livejournal.com/sf_conservative/profile)
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To: 03A3

Well she did teach in public school prior to becoming a singer...

Wonder why none of my female public school teachers ever looked like Ms Crow...mine all looked like a cross between Carrie Nation and Rosie O’Donnell...


163 posted on 04/23/2007 8:48:34 AM PDT by IrishBrigade
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
Holy crap! How many squares do you think Al Gore uses per dump???
He must have to buy lots of "Toilet Paper Offsets".
164 posted on 04/23/2007 8:48:50 AM PDT by Brainhose (My name is Manuel. I am from Barcelona.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

DO NOT ask her to borrow her guitar!Strings carry germs.


165 posted on 04/23/2007 8:51:25 AM PDT by xarmydog
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
This may have already been said, but the chick needs to be TPed at every occasion from now on.
166 posted on 04/23/2007 9:01:41 AM PDT by Excellence (Three million years is enough! Stop cyclical climate change now!)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

A long time ago, I learned not to listen to stupid airheads like her. Her opinion is meaningless.


167 posted on 04/23/2007 9:14:55 AM PDT by Ptarmigan
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To: BufordP; Killing Time; Beowulf; Mr. Peabody; RW_Whacko; honolulugal; SideoutFred; Ole Okie; ...


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168 posted on 04/23/2007 9:14:59 AM PDT by xcamel (Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

I’d hate to do her laundry. Maybe that’s the reason for her break up with Lance Armstrong: skidmarks.


169 posted on 04/23/2007 9:19:15 AM PDT by Reaganesque
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Maybe she has figured out how to use the 3 sea shells in Demolition Man


170 posted on 04/23/2007 9:27:09 AM PDT by libertarian27 (Land of the Fee)
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To: djf
Scratch and sn......? Neah, I ain't even gonna go there!

Of course not.

Anyway, just about every hollyweird "star" honestly believes that

"Our Sh*t Don't Stink"!!!

171 posted on 04/23/2007 9:31:07 AM PDT by auzerais (Never believe a word written by the MSM.)
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To: WorkerbeeCitizen; GeorgiaDawg32
A tad uneducated - a product of gonernment education.

Her father was in law school with Mel Carnahan the former governor of Missouri who was killed in a plane crash while campaigning for the senate seat held by John Ashcroft in 2000.

172 posted on 04/23/2007 9:47:04 AM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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To: GeorgiaDawg32; JRios1968; stephenjohnbanker; martin_fierro; uglybiker; lesser_satan
Methinks Sheryl needs a


173 posted on 04/23/2007 9:49:06 AM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

Rock stars are not widely known for their intellect : )


174 posted on 04/23/2007 10:06:52 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary if you want to murder conservatism)
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To: mware

Is that some kind of herpes?


175 posted on 04/23/2007 10:10:10 AM PDT by Doctor Raoul (What's the difference between the CIA and the Free Clinic? The Free Clinic knows how to stop leaks.)
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To: ConservativeMan55

I’ll send her my ‘used’ squares for recycling.


176 posted on 04/23/2007 10:24:35 AM PDT by DigitalVideoDude (It's amazing what you can accomplish when you don't care who gets the credit. -Ronald Reagan)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Cheryl Crow wants us to live like Arab Muslims. I am just waiting for her to put on a burka.


177 posted on 04/23/2007 10:37:06 AM PDT by Thunder90
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; DaveLoneRanger

GW nutiness ping!!!


178 posted on 04/23/2007 10:38:36 AM PDT by Thunder90
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

www.shitbegone.com [I wish I knew how to post images!] I am going to send her the wrapper I saved from my brother’s ‘’humorous’’ birthday gift he sent me...


179 posted on 04/23/2007 10:53:36 AM PDT by Rosamond
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To: I_Love_My_Husband

Thanks very interesting.


180 posted on 04/23/2007 11:13:21 AM PDT by angcat ("IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM")
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