WIPE OUT GLOBAL WARMING: CROW PROPOSES LIMITS ON TOILET PAPER - It's NOT satire

washingtonpost ^ | 4/23/07 | GeorgiaDawg32

[Arrowhead1952]

Sheryl Crow. It’s a she, but still dumb as a box of rocks.

[armymarinemom]

Seinfeld "The Stall" Clip

[darkwing104]

Every time I see this crowd speak I ask myself “What are they selling, in this case it’s stupidity...

[syriacus]

Typo. They forgot the "h".

LOL!

[mware]

I wonder if they are going to have any doctors commenting on her suggustion. Seems to me that is one hell of a way to pass around E-coli.

[E.G.C.]

BTTT

[television is just wrong]

She’ll continue using toilet paper she just wants the rest of us to stop... After all, she is so darn special like algore, and company.

[Rb ver. 2.0]

“I say we all start shipping her the cardboard tubes from our empty toilet paper rolls.”

Great Idea! There’s enough room on a toilet paper tube for a stamp and address:

Sheryl Crow
C/O A&M Records
2220 Colorado Ave.
Santa Monica, CA 90404

[Conservativegreatgrandma]

Yea, and I’m suspicious about the value of recycling paper. It has to take lots of energy to do it.

[NRA1995]

Nothing like having an a$$wipe tell you how to wipe your a$$.

[Paisan]

What does she do? Is she a scientist or something?

[Smedley]

I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.

And I'll bet she wrote that while traversing the country in a private jet.

[Slings and Arrows]

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[Smedley]

I actually did a bit of an investigation before I was convinced this wasn’t an article from “The Onion”

[Halls]

that is what I was thinking about as well, lol!

You know, I don’t want to be gross, but what is Sheryl’s plan for those who have stomach problems like IBS, Crone’s, etc...? Or how bout when women have that time of the month and definately need more than one square when going to the bathroom.

She is pathetic! How does she propose this idea becomes a law and how is it to be policed? UGH, I don’t even want to think about it.

[Volunteer]

Ms. Crow -

You go to my home state and find yourself blogging about bathroom matters?

You really are a Leftist, aren't you? You want to control every aspect of the lives of the "little people" while you do what you want. Congratulations on the biodisel bus. What a smart way to save fossil fuel. I do hope you aren't breathing on it. That would release Carbon Dioxide, the gas you claim is causing global warming.

I won't correct your science. You are famous and play guitar, so I doubt you would understand or care. You are a card carrying member of the church of global warming, anything not approved by Al Gore you don't believe.

In closing Ms. Crow, please stay the hell out of Tennessee and my bathroom habits are none of your damn business.

Volunteer

[Valin]

Please see reply 111

[armymarinemom]

She is pathetic! How does she propose this idea becomes a law and how is it to be policed?

Yikes. That's a good question. Hollyweird really does need to get over their fixation with potty issues. Enema's are all the rage in Hollywood from what I have heard. They are a strange group of people.

[SkyPilot]

[Allegra]

Ok, I know this will sound dumb, but who is this Crow person? Must be a singer right?

All she wants to do is have some fun, until the sun comes up on the Santa Monica Boulevard.

Provocative, ain't it? ;-)