Posted on 03/28/2007 5:06:24 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Every once in awhile, the residents of my DUmmie Ant Farm stop in the middle of their Leftwing Circular Mill and suddenly notice that they are being watched. And what they see makes them VERY self concious. As is typical in this DUmmie THREAD, they are outraged because they are being quoted word for word accurately for all to laugh at. This seems to be typical among those of the Leftwing Loony persuasion nowadays. Their attitude is "How dare you quote what we actually say!!!" Sorry, but Copy and Paste is the secret of the DUmmie FUnnies success. We accurately quote you to maximize the laughs. We just can't make up this priceless comedy material. As a special bonus, we even have a cameo appearance by Pied Piper Pitt's mother, DUmmie Raven, in this thread. So let us now watch the DUmmies watch us in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking the DUmmies for the many laughs, is in the [brackets]:
I can't figure out the problem the freeps have with these DU threads.
[No problem at all. We just like to harvest your material for laughs.]
I read both of them and I honestly can't figure out why they honed in on these particular threads. Maybe they don't like a celebrity encounter? Perhaps it's something personal? Oh wait...most of it is vaguely homophobic.
[As chronicled in yesterday's EDITION of the DUmmie FUnnies, there is something very FUnnie in Will "I'm where celebrity worship goes to die" Pitt's desperate groupie-like attempts to hit on Kevin Spacey.]
I'd say they're rabidly jealous of Mr. Pitt.
[Yeah. I'm green with envy. Pitt actually got to TOUCH Kevin Spacey. OMG!!!]
They hate Hollyweird
[Why should I hate Hollyweird when they provide such great DUFU material?]
The Freepers are so bereft of imagination, if they couldn't pull OUR threads and attack US, they'd have nothing to post. True! They live to attack and hate "the other." You and me, dear fellow DUers, are the reason for their angst as well as motivation for them to carry on with their seemingly miserable existence, i.e., self righteousness and condemnation of all others unlike themselves. We are very special to these troglodytes known as "The Freepers."
[Yes, you are special to us. An ENDLESS source of comedy material.]
Bukowskis rocks by the way
[But it doesn't sound like a great place to pick up chicks.]
Wow...I think I need to take a shower. I don't usually go to Free Republic because it feels like descending into a sewer. I must say, I'm amazed they they seem so obsessed with Will but they don't seem to want to tackle him on the important stuff...just a kind of fun account of a meeting with Kevin Spacey...and yet the venom is really shocking, way over the top considering that Will's post on Spacey was harmless. The personal stuff that they spew about my son is upsetting to me although it is an indication that they can't stay out of the gutter and don't have the mental wherewithall to debate him on the facts and on the things that really matter. I guess I should be happy that he can get these pond scums so agitated.
[And that was Pied Piper Pitt's mother aka Raven. So Raven, or let me call you Mom, the reason why we seemed "obsessed" with Will is that he provides us with the BEST comedy material. Whether it is his prediction that Karl Rove had already been indicted on May 12 or his Midnight Cowboy outfit trip to Texas where he got chewed up by fireants or his overlong geopolitical treatise in which he claims that the "Third American Empire" was born at the 1980 Winter Olympics when inflamed nationalistic fans screamed "USA! USA!", Pitt is an endless source for material. And whenever he runs out of the comedy material, we never have to wait more than 24 business hours for more.]
The Spacey part was just a frame of the bigger point It's an interesting detail but it was more about The whole Devil exists and how to define it. I noticed how they just ignore the metaphor and message completely.
[Yes the segue from Spacey worship to an overlong pontificating treatise on Eisenhower's Farewell Address.]
You'd be jealous, too, if your closest encounter to fame was rubbing against the Nuge's loincloth
[Pitt's closet encounter to fame was rubbing against Keyser Soze's loincloth.]
what do they have? culturally?? other than Toby Keith? I wonder what music these people listen to or what films they watch? For instance, do they EVER see stand-up comedy?? They have nowhere to turn because EVERYONE disagrees with them and they hate it. All they can do is make gay jokes or talk about how fat Al Gore is and really can't help but watch Jon Stewart and Colbert.
[We don't listen to music. Ever. Just ask Freeper Charles Henrickson.]
Oh no the drug addicted and chronically unemployed hate us, whatever will we do??
Is Pitt gay?
Is grass green?
First time I ever LOL'd at a DU comment. You gotta admit, that's pretty funny.
Huh.. for some reason it never occurred to me. I guess because he hung out in a bar that seemingly wasn't a gay bar.
I wouldn't mind being Thurston Howell the 3rd, although I would have cashed in Lovey for Maryann.
I would like to remind the DUmmies that culture existed long before there were leftists. I don't believe Shakespeare or Dickens were democrats. When the Hollywood studio system was in full swing (up until the 60's) actors were FORBIDDEN in their contracts from making annoying and ill-informed political statements. To this day I have no idea if Cary Grant and David Niven were Republicans or democrats, and it doesn't matter to me, because they kept their opinions to themselves, realizing that they were actors and not experts on foreign policy or economics.
We DO however, have Dennis Miller, who has an IQ greater than the sum of the IQ scores of Michael Moore, Rosie O'Donnell, Jon Stewart, David Letterman, and Brad Pitt.
And think how much money we save by not supporting the mindless Hollywood set! All the better to free up money to donate to our favorite REPUBLICAN candidates! HA!
And what about all the moosey and/or cheesey Monty Python threads? <snicker>
Agitated? Shrieking with laughter is not "agitation", Raven. It's amusement.
You know, amusement. That special quality that most DUmmies seem to have a hard time with.
Bluegrass, almost exclusively.
or what films they watch?
Practically none, wise and lucky us.
Pitt's got "important stuff"? Other than "the day the whole world changed" or "Rove was/will be/has been/might have been/would have been/indicted if-you-wait-24-business-hours" stuff? PJ tackled him on that "important stuff." So what else is there?
I have visited MSM threads, & I can say with authority: NOTHING beats the FREE REPUBLIC. The wit & profundity here leave me humbled, not just entertained. Here I have learned the value of an informed opinion. Other websites leave me bored or irritated -- just a bunch of emotional gibberish.
You should have asked Raven if Will has been picking up his laundry in the basement.
Colbert?
Who's that?
Not seriesly, but
seriously!
Hmmmmmm.....wasn't he supposed to have been whisked away to an undisclosed location? Lynne Cheney's basment?
Actually, I must admit Colbert is pretty funny. Of course, I don't care that much for BOR these days, so I don't mind seeing him lampooned.
And who can forget Pitt's drunken late-night rants in DUmmieland? Or the sockpuppets who defended him after the Jason Leopold debacle?
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