"GARSH!"
Posted on 01/09/2007 5:11:22 AM PST by PJ-Comix
His "Canadian Idiot" parody is currently my highest rated song on my iPod.
Both ears are now cleaned and both nostrils picked...
Oh, I have a raging clue right now.
That whole album is PERFECT! There is not one tune I skip over on it.
Have you guys done any investigations? I'm working on another one.
No, so far I've just sent in the two, "The Sandy Man" and "(Sittin' Where) The Documents Lay."
BTW, on Bennett's website I heard another clever one sent in by someone else, to the tune of "Mr. Sandman." That, and "(You Can't Hide) Your Bulging Thighs" are the two most clever I've heard so far from others.
"GARSH!"
ROTFLMAO!
Here's a few words for you: How'd that brain surgery do for you?
Not Too Good!!!
Three more words:
Learn to count!!! (at least to THREE!)
Blame that on Bill Gates, who gave us Windows, making computers "user friendly" (when it works...). I do have to wonder why it took DUmmies 15+ years to master Windows....
I have a feeling that each of these investigations was conducted by Google and the sources it referenced were Ben Burch and Will Rivers Pitt.
I have a feeling that the investigations were gestations of their empty craniums and pulled out of their behinds...
It must be so nice to live in DUmmy fantasy world shielded from the real world as severe BDS eventually leads to a "shut in" lifestyle.
It's easy. Move back into Mommy and Daddy's basement, have a Doctor declare you have some sort of "disability", get on public assistance, and have pizza delivered to your door 3 times a day....Never have to leave the basement.
(Really upscale DUmmies even have bathrooms and showers in their basements....)
That has to be the DUmmie quote of the week.
Listening to Bill Bennett now on streaming radio. He just played "Be My Baby" by Ronnie Spector and the Ronettes and suggested a Sandy Berger parody to that tune.
Quickly! Let's storm the White House with pitchforks and torches!
Actually, Weird Al has been at the parody game for well over 20 years. I'm sure he would understand far more than just the singing/songwriting/lyrics angle of the business. He also is a friend of Dr. Demento, who helped him get his start. Even if they didn't have direct knowledge, they might be able to point you in the right direction.
Yes, many of them actually do realize that. That's why some of them are suggesting a "two-fer" -- impeach BOTH Bush and Cheney. Now that they don't have to worry about the prospect of a President Hastert, some of them think they might actually end up with President Pelosi that way. (gag)
And of course, I wrote my Weird Al/Dr. Demento post before I read your post about having actually sat in on some Dr. Demento sessions. Never mind.
Loud Mime:
"I love the sound of "President Cheney." But that means that "President Pelosi" is on the horizon."
Purrcival:
"That's why some of them are suggesting a "two-fer" ...some of them think they might actually end up with President Pelosi that way. (gag)"
Cletus:
Actually, it is that "pesky Constitution" that is on the horizon. (1) Only 1 impeachment at a time and (2) The "new" POTUS choses his Vice-POTUS.
There is only one way for Pelosi to become POTUS in the next 2 years. I would explain it but I don't want to entertain a visit from the Secret Service.
Thanks for the ping!
Here's what I think some of the DUmmies feel about impeaching President Bush and Vice President Cheney:
IMPEACH TWO
(To the tune of "Midnight Blue" by Melissa Manchester)
Whatever it takes, it'll keep us a'dreamin'
It's not like we've got better things to do
Impeach Two
(Bush and you know who)
Even the dumbest things we make up
They'll never be enough
But I think we can make it
Two this time, if we try
One more time, for all the old times
Impeach Two
For all of the times we've hated their guts, see
Hating them now is something we can use,
Impeach Two
Wouldn't the world be better off then?
We can't wait to get revenge...
And I think we can make it
Two this time, if we try
Two Impeachments for all of the old, old times
Impeach Two...
I used to Love listening to Doctor D. Sometimes on a Sunday night, I would watch Doctor Who on Channel 11 from Chicago when the signal was good and then put on Doctor Demento as I went to bed.
If all doctors were like those two, there would be no health care problems.
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