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DUmmie FUnnies 11-18-06 ("IT'S GOT TO BE SECRETLY BOUGHT")
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| November 18, 2006
| Charles Henrickson and PJ-Comix
Posted on 11/18/2006 4:05:31 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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Anybody out there with musical abilities? I have a feeling that if this song parody were produced in audio, it would become a big hit.
p.s. My mother just called me as I was about to post this song parody. Since she is a HUGE fan of "South Pacific" I sang the parody to her on the phone. Even though she is a Democrat, she LOVED this song parody.
p.p.s. It seems like my mother's fire ant problem has been solved. Fire ants are retreating and dying in droves.
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posted on
11/18/2006 4:05:37 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...
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posted on
11/18/2006 4:06:48 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...
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posted on
11/18/2006 4:07:50 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
11/18/2006 4:10:40 PM PST
by
Huntress
(Proud owner of Norman/Norma, the transsexual attack cat.)
To: PJ-Comix
To: HungarianGypsy
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posted on
11/18/2006 4:11:40 PM PST
by
cgk
(I don't see myself as a conservative. I see myself as a religious, right-wing, wacko extremist.)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
11/18/2006 4:15:17 PM PST
by
Dr.Zoidberg
(Mohammedism - Bringing you only the best of the 6th century for fourteen hundred years.)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
11/18/2006 4:16:05 PM PST
by
KoRn
To: PJ-Comix; All
Here are the lyrics with a MIDI link so you can sing along:
IT'S GOT TO BE SECRETLY BOUGHT
Tune: "You've Got to Be Carefully Taught"
You've got to be taught to use your fame
Your wealth and your power to get a game
But it's got to be done without harming your name--
It's got to be secretly bought.
You've got to be taught to scorn and scold
Those people whose shoes are cheaply sold
At Wal-Mart, whose heart is so corporate cold--
You've got to be duly distraught.
You've got to be taught to not stand in line
Before you are six or seven or nine
To act like John Edwards and think you're so fine--
You've got to get more than you ought!
You've got to be carefully taught.
To: KoRn
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posted on
11/18/2006 4:18:03 PM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(recent nightmare: Googled up "Helen Thomas nude"....)
To: Charles Henrickson
Kudos, Charles! Beautifully done!
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posted on
11/18/2006 4:27:18 PM PST
by
RedRover
(Proud pinger of patriots.)
To: PJ-Comix
It would be perfect for play on radio talk shows such as Rush Limbaugh, Laura Ingraham, Sean Hannity, etc. IF appropriate compensation could be worked out with the author, of course. :-)
As with all my other parodies, I don't want anyone else using my stuff to make money without me. I still remember six years ago, when my "The Palm Beach Pokey" was getting used all over the country without my permission, usually without attribution, and without me making a penny off of it.
To: Charles Henrickson
I still remember lots of folks using and STEALING Registered's SORE/LOSERMAN logo. I even saw CNN interviewing some printer who claimed HE invented that SORE/LOSERMAN logo. I almost pulled an Elvis on my TV set when I saw that.
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posted on
11/18/2006 4:30:45 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
11/18/2006 4:38:13 PM PST
by
roaddog727
(BullS##t does not get bridges built)
To: Charles Henrickson
To: PJ-Comix
"It's got to be secretly bought!"
To: PJ-Comix
Here's John Edwards at the local Wal-Mart's "Health and Beauty" section. It was Free Makeover Day (thus the word CHANGE), and the nice sales associate was helping him try on different kinds of makeup. (See the word MAKEUP on the sign.)
To: Charles Henrickson
There's actually social pressure in the kid world about shopping discount. Kids made fun of mine about wearing stuff from K-Mart, though they were about 9 or 10, not 6.
To: PJ-Comix
That is absolutely fabulous. It must get to our "talkies."
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posted on
11/18/2006 5:25:39 PM PST
by
Bahbah
(Regev, Goldwasser and Shalit, we are praying for you)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
11/18/2006 6:13:33 PM PST
by
FDNYRHEROES
(Always bring a liberal to a gunfight)
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