"It's got to be secretly bought!"
p.s. My mother just called me as I was about to post this song parody. Since she is a HUGE fan of "South Pacific" I sang the parody to her on the phone. Even though she is a Democrat, she LOVED this song parody.
p.p.s. It seems like my mother's fire ant problem has been solved. Fire ants are retreating and dying in droves.
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Top 5!
Top 10?
Muahahaha!
Love it!
Top 10!!!!?
IT'S GOT TO BE SECRETLY BOUGHT
Tune: "You've Got to Be Carefully Taught"
You've got to be taught to use your fame
Your wealth and your power to get a game
But it's got to be done without harming your name--
It's got to be secretly bought.
You've got to be taught to scorn and scold
Those people whose shoes are cheaply sold
At Wal-Mart, whose heart is so corporate cold--
You've got to be duly distraught.
You've got to be taught to not stand in line
Before you are six or seven or nine
To act like John Edwards and think you're so fine--
You've got to get more than you ought!
You've got to be carefully taught.
IF appropriate compensation could be worked out with the author, of course. :-)
As with all my other parodies, I don't want anyone else using my stuff to make money without me. I still remember six years ago, when my "The Palm Beach Pokey" was getting used all over the country without my permission, usually without attribution, and without me making a penny off of it.
Woo
Hoo
Hoo
Bump-er-oo!
"It's got to be secretly bought!"
That is absolutely fabulous. It must get to our "talkies."
Top 20?
top 25?
Yet another winner top 25.
Maybe your mom would like my other parody based on a "South Pacific" song, the one about how Pied Piper Piper always manages to change course when the tide of opinion goes against him in DUmmieland:
SELF-RECANTED EVENING
Tune: "Some Enchanted Evening"
Self-recanted evening,
When you see the flip-flops,
You may see where Pitt stops
Across the DUmmieland.
And somehow you know,
You know even then,
That sometime you'll see him
Recant once again.
Self-aggrandized weaving,
Bloviating windbag,
Going where the wind blows,
Not knowing where to stand.
He'll write to the left--
That's left to go right--
Will's so busy dancing,
He can't sleep at night.
Who can explain Pitt?
Who can tell you why?
Will gives two versions,
Neither one can fly.
Some fantastic FReeping!
Someone may be laughing,
You may hear the laughing
Among the DUFU fans.
And night after night,
When we go to bed,
That sound is our laughter--
Will Pitt's in our thread!
Once we have DUFUed
Will Pitt's swing and miss,
Then he'll discover
He can't recant this!
You can't let your poor Mother continue in this condition!
DFU is the musicman!
pings Doug
Gotta see this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGx74OsSE_Y
Funny video poking funny at the KOSsacks' anti-semitism.