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DUmmie FUnnies 07-27-06 ("Horse’s Head Dumped in Democratic Councilwoman’s Pool")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 27, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/27/2006 7:11:35 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

A horse's head is dumped into the swimming pool of a Democrat councilwoman and the DUmmies of course blame the EVIL Republicans for this deed as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Horse’s Head Dumped in Democratic Councilwoman’s Pool." Perhaps Don Karlo Roveone made her an offer that she couldn't refuse. So let us now watch the DUmmies speculate that this horse head DUmping was committed by the Bush Crime Family in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, taking the Fifth Amendment on this charge, is in the [brackets]:

Horse’s Head Dumped in Democratic Councilwoman’s Pool

[Don Karlo Roveone's offer that she can't refuse.]

MIDDLETOWN, N.Y. - A councilwoman found a severed horse’s head in her swimming pool Tuesday, state police said. “We’re looking at a threat as a possible angle,” Lt. Pierce Gallagher said. “Certainly, we can’t rule that out.” There have been some prior instances of harassment directed toward Wawayanda Councilwoman Gail Soro, Gallagher said.

[The Bush Crime Family Consiglieri, Karl Roveone, has spoken.]

Let's hear it for those moral, Christian, family-values Republicans!

[Let's hear it for pointing fingers of blame based on NO facts.]

Yeah, I'm sure when it comes out, we'll find out it was her Dem primary challenger? It may not turn out to be an officially sanctioned Repub action, but I'm willing to lay good money that whatever sick jerk did something like this for whatever warped reason - it'll turn out that he (they) are registered Repub(s)

[Was the horse a registered Republican?]

A horse's head is a death threat. Bodyguards and a thorough police investigation is the solution.

[And The Godfather DVD should be carefully watched for clues.]

Soro's been in the middle of tussles over growth and planning that are the hot-button issues in the town. But she says she won't be scared out of office. She's up for re-election next year, and she's running.

[Ever consider that SHE might have dumped the horse's head in her own pool as a publicity stunt? Such stunts by Democrats have happened before such as that prof in California that spraypainted Hate graffiti on her own car.]

Sure hope they find the sicko who did this.

[They should start with a list of DUmmie screen names.]

I have to say that I pity the horse. What sort of freak would decapitate a horse?

[What sort of freak would decapitate a human being? Wait! We already know the answer---Islamofascists.]

I hope they find who did it and I would bet that it's a potential developer who probably also is a big contributer to the town's Republicans.

["Johnny Fontane will never get that movie!"]


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To: PJ-Comix

These kind of stunts are commonplace in Chicago's RAT primaries. Aldermen shoot up their offices, candidates throw bricks through their own office windows, cars are shot on the expressway etc. We get a few laughs every election season.


21 posted on 07/27/2006 8:12:43 AM PDT by justshutupandtakeit (If you believe ANYTHING in the Treason Media you are a fool.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I think this was done by the councilwoman herself.
Think of all the free publicity she's getting.

Its not like liberal rat professors haven't faked racist attacks against themselves before-oh wait, they have.


22 posted on 07/27/2006 8:17:14 AM PDT by Cyclops08
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To: kevkrom
I had a hard time finding a DUmmie or KOmmie thread to DUFU today. A lot of the material I saw was repetitive of stuff we already did here such as the Mideast. I might have to do more DUFU audio Podcasts to take up the slack.

Remember, I did promise to make a SHOCKING personal revelation in a Podcast.

23 posted on 07/27/2006 8:23:46 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
I had a hard time finding a DUmmie or KOmmie thread to DUFU today.

It's probably because DUmmies are all out of school (even summer school) and don't have access to their computers.

24 posted on 07/27/2006 8:32:15 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: kevkrom

Yeah maybe but I do find a sense of summer doldrums in terms of DUFU material. Even the Mideast situation hasn't added any real FRESH material. Maybe Pitt needs to make another drunken post fresh from Bukowski's binge drinking.


25 posted on 07/27/2006 8:38:02 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Very likely Rat´´s at play trying to make it look like a Republican threat.

These bozos are such DUmmies. - WOW I just stated the obvious - my bad.


26 posted on 07/27/2006 9:06:26 AM PDT by roaddog727 (Bullsh## doesn't get bridges built.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Maybe Pitt needs to make another drunken post fresh from Bukowski's binge drinking.

If he does, I still love the idea of applying the DSM-IV NCS criterea to his rant. If you don't do it, maybe I will...

27 posted on 07/27/2006 9:11:19 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix; NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
Waywayanda Township is a rural farming community. Soros Dem antics aren't appreciated.

In this thread: Horse's Head Dumped In Upstate (N.Y>) Councilwoman's Pool, Freeper NotJustAnotherPrettyFace in post 28 found Gails Gotta Go! - BLOG. It's been taken down but this was posted.

The purpose of this Blog is to follow the rants and antics of Councilwoman Gail Soro until the 2007 election period. We hope that there is enough computer memory and new Limo-gate rides to last until then.

As we last left Ms Soro, She had seen the defeat of the entire Democrat slate, "F" Dan Myers, Carole Hurst and Wayne Skinner, by The Wawayanda Republicans - led by John Razzano!

The faces and sneers are one thing but the comments the residents of the town " you just come to the meetings because the Republicans liquor and drug you up afterwards " are quite another!

Face it Gail, your slate of candidates lost and now you have to face the fact that your lies and intimidation do not work!

28 posted on 07/27/2006 9:15:58 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: PJ-Comix
It's a message.

Luca Brazzi sleeps with the fishes.
29 posted on 07/27/2006 9:35:29 AM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Count Petofi will not be denied!)
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To: PJ-Comix
A horses ass would be more appropriate.
30 posted on 07/27/2006 9:55:40 AM PDT by CzarNicky (In the magical land of unicorns there's no need for clothes.)
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To: DJ MacWoW
This is some good stuff:

Skinner balked. "I don't think it was a misuse of taxpayer funds. I didn't know where I was going."
"Was the bus not working that day?" asked an audience member.
"You are out of order," said Gail Soro, a Democrat, like Sinner and an ally of his on the board.


Heated election-year politics boiled over more than once during the hearing. Republican candidate for supervisor John Razzano got in some licks.
"Do you know what a balanced budget is?" he asked Skinner. "This is in no way a balanced budget if you're taking $450,000 from our surplus and our taxes are still going up."
At one point Councilwoman Gail Soro flatly called Razzano a liar. Randolph Hurst told the council how sorry he was to see the hearing politicized by what he called false information, looking pointedly at Razzano.
"It's a sad commentary on our town when candidates run gutter campaigns," Hurst said.
Someone catcalled from the crowd: "Yeah, Wayne, stop running one!"
Hurst turned bright red and jabbed his finger at Razzano.
"I'm pointing at you!" he shouted.

31 posted on 07/27/2006 9:58:16 AM PDT by BJClinton (What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
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To: BJClinton
It's pretty funny but Skinner was voted out (which left only Soro) and went after his ex-wife and her new husband on his way out. Soro of horsehead fame makes exaggerated faces at meetings and says things like " you just come to the meetings because the Republicans liquor and drug you up afterwards ". Even farm country can be a zoo. ;)

Skinner's parting shots?

But before he leaves, Skinner has set his sights on axing two things: 10 acres of town-owned forest land and the elected position of tax collector.

Even more blatant, opponents say, is the resolution slated for a vote by the Town Board on Friday, a day before he leaves office. The resolution cuts the position of Tax Collector Cathy Cole, who is not only wife to Dave Cole, Skinner's Republican nemesis on the five-member board, but Skinner's own ex-wife.

32 posted on 07/27/2006 10:10:05 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 40


33 posted on 07/27/2006 10:25:51 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (The Latest on the Ohio gov race http://blackwellvstrickland.blogspot.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 35?


34 posted on 07/27/2006 10:58:59 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (A Conservative will die for individual freedom. A Liberal will kill you for the good of society.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Amazing, just the head.


35 posted on 07/27/2006 11:03:15 AM PDT by Budge (<>< Sit Nomen Domini benedictum. <><)
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To: DJ MacWoW
The resolution cuts the position of Tax Collector Cathy Cole, who is not only wife to Dave Cole, Skinner's Republican nemesis on the five-member board, but Skinner's own ex-wife.

That is awesome. I could just see the petty fighting going on here.
36 posted on 07/27/2006 11:22:44 AM PDT by BJClinton (What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I hope the horse was already dead. Despite what these idiots think, most Republicans aren't animal torturers.


37 posted on 07/27/2006 11:37:12 AM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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To: BJClinton
That is awesome. I could just see the petty fighting going on here.

It's hysterical. Can you imagine having your local government behave like that? LOL

From "Critics Target Supervisor": An audience member later remarked that if it wasn't so serious, it would be material for "Saturday Night Live."

Wawayanda bickers while it works December 09, 2004

At that meeting of the five-member board, Cole was arguing for a $1,400 budget increase to hire a deputy to the tax collector, Catherine Cole, who is Cole's wife (Skinners ex-wife). Skinner was against it, as were Soro, a Democrat and close ally of Skinner, and board member James Skinner, the supervisor's Republican brother.

"She knew the job when she took the job," Supervisor Skinner said.

"She had a deputy," retorted Cole.

"My mother never had a deputy," said Soro.

That was before the housing boom exploded, noted Cole.

"Isn't this ridiculous," said a town resident, "to argue over fourteen hundred dollars in a 2.5-million-dollar budget? It's dumb."

"It's embarrassing," muttered someone else.

38 posted on 07/27/2006 11:41:00 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: Democratshavenobrains
I hope the horse was already dead. Despite what these idiots think, most Republicans aren't animal torturers.

Horse's Head Dumped In Upstate (N.Y>) Councilwoman's Pool

The horse appeared to be dead for "three to four days, probably no more than a week," Gallagher said.

39 posted on 07/27/2006 11:43:03 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Maybe Pitt needs to make another drunken post fresh from Bukowski's binge drinking.

Paying his bar tab for the night would be worth it.

40 posted on 07/27/2006 11:52:09 AM PDT by steveegg (Let's make the deeply-saddened Head KOmmie deeply soddened in Nov. - deny the 'RATs the election)
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