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DUmmie FUnnies 07-27-06 ("Horse’s Head Dumped in Democratic Councilwoman’s Pool")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 27, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/27/2006 7:11:35 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

A horse's head is dumped into the swimming pool of a Democrat councilwoman and the DUmmies of course blame the EVIL Republicans for this deed as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Horse’s Head Dumped in Democratic Councilwoman’s Pool." Perhaps Don Karlo Roveone made her an offer that she couldn't refuse. So let us now watch the DUmmies speculate that this horse head DUmping was committed by the Bush Crime Family in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, taking the Fifth Amendment on this charge, is in the [brackets]:

Horse’s Head Dumped in Democratic Councilwoman’s Pool

[Don Karlo Roveone's offer that she can't refuse.]

MIDDLETOWN, N.Y. - A councilwoman found a severed horse’s head in her swimming pool Tuesday, state police said. “We’re looking at a threat as a possible angle,” Lt. Pierce Gallagher said. “Certainly, we can’t rule that out.” There have been some prior instances of harassment directed toward Wawayanda Councilwoman Gail Soro, Gallagher said.

[The Bush Crime Family Consiglieri, Karl Roveone, has spoken.]

Let's hear it for those moral, Christian, family-values Republicans!

[Let's hear it for pointing fingers of blame based on NO facts.]

Yeah, I'm sure when it comes out, we'll find out it was her Dem primary challenger? It may not turn out to be an officially sanctioned Repub action, but I'm willing to lay good money that whatever sick jerk did something like this for whatever warped reason - it'll turn out that he (they) are registered Repub(s)

[Was the horse a registered Republican?]

A horse's head is a death threat. Bodyguards and a thorough police investigation is the solution.

[And The Godfather DVD should be carefully watched for clues.]

Soro's been in the middle of tussles over growth and planning that are the hot-button issues in the town. But she says she won't be scared out of office. She's up for re-election next year, and she's running.

[Ever consider that SHE might have dumped the horse's head in her own pool as a publicity stunt? Such stunts by Democrats have happened before such as that prof in California that spraypainted Hate graffiti on her own car.]

Sure hope they find the sicko who did this.

[They should start with a list of DUmmie screen names.]

I have to say that I pity the horse. What sort of freak would decapitate a horse?

[What sort of freak would decapitate a human being? Wait! We already know the answer---Islamofascists.]

I hope they find who did it and I would bet that it's a potential developer who probably also is a big contributer to the town's Republicans.

["Johnny Fontane will never get that movie!"]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; johnnyfontane; thegodfather
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I was tempted to post another audio DUFU podcast this morning just to freak you out. BTW, there will be MANY more such DUFU Podcasts in the future but they will be IN ADDITION to the text DUFUs.

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1 posted on 07/27/2006 7:11:36 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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IBTP!!!


2 posted on 07/27/2006 7:12:21 AM PDT by perfect_rovian_storm
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1st


3 posted on 07/27/2006 7:12:29 AM PDT by gate2wire (Saratoga started yesterday!!!)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


4 posted on 07/27/2006 7:12:31 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Shoot, I meant 2nd.


5 posted on 07/27/2006 7:13:06 AM PDT by gate2wire (Saratoga started yesterday!!!)
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top 10?


6 posted on 07/27/2006 7:14:07 AM PDT by CSM ("Most men's inappropriate thoughts end as soon as the girl talks..." - Dinsdale, 5/30/06)
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IBF10?


7 posted on 07/27/2006 7:14:09 AM PDT by freedomlover (This tagline has been pulled - - - - OK?)
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Ping!


8 posted on 07/27/2006 7:14:45 AM PDT by ConservativeMind
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Top 10?


9 posted on 07/27/2006 7:14:53 AM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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William Rivers Pitt did it. He doesn't like Mr. Ed.


10 posted on 07/27/2006 7:16:15 AM PDT by sauropod (Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." PJO)
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whatever sick jerk did something like this for whatever warped reason

Sounds like someone describing an encounter with benburch.

11 posted on 07/27/2006 7:19:32 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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Are they sure it was a horse and not Jason Leopold?

When you think about it Mr. Leopold has some distinctly equine features.

Oh never mind, they said it was a horses head. There's no way Leopold could be mistaken for that.

Sorry. My bad.

L

12 posted on 07/27/2006 7:21:07 AM PDT by Lurker (There's more horses asses in this world than their are horses. How does that happen?)
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I would bet that it's a potential developer who probably also is a big contributer to the town's Republicans.

If the head belonged to the favorite from the sixth at Saratoga, I'll bet it was someone like me that bet on that nag.

13 posted on 07/27/2006 7:21:15 AM PDT by gate2wire (Saratoga started yesterday!!!)
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Top 20 again!!! Woo Hoo.


14 posted on 07/27/2006 7:30:53 AM PDT by Jotmo (I Had a Bad Experience With the CIA and Now I'm Gonna Show You My Feminine Side - Swirling Eddies)
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"Let's hear it for those moral, Christian, family-values Republicans!"

Well, I would be happy to let you hear from me, but I would be banned before you could say "Will Pitt".

Any DU lurkers out there that care to log on and identify yourselves as same, please do and let's rumble.


15 posted on 07/27/2006 7:31:39 AM PDT by alarm rider (Those that vote for RINOS knowingly, have already admitted defeat.)
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"A horse's head is a death threat. Bodyguards and a thorough police investigation is the solution."

Unlike the direct death threats to President Bush made regularly by dummies.


16 posted on 07/27/2006 7:33:36 AM PDT by CSM ("Most men's inappropriate thoughts end as soon as the girl talks..." - Dinsdale, 5/30/06)
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It's only business.


17 posted on 07/27/2006 7:35:53 AM PDT by MindBender26 (Having my own CAR-15 in RVN meant never having to say I was sorry....)
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Soro's been in the middle of tussles over growth and planning that are the hot-button issues in the town. But she says she won't be scared out of office. She's up for re-election next year, and she's running.

Yeah. It's called over-developement causing runaway taxes.

Two typical meetings. Some of it's actually funny.

Critics target supervisor April 28, 2005

Voters resist new tax hikes November 04, 2005

18 posted on 07/27/2006 7:38:20 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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Top 20?


19 posted on 07/27/2006 8:05:11 AM PDT by Blue Eyes (Praying for a miracle.)
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False alarm - it was probably only a pool toy...


20 posted on 07/27/2006 8:07:21 AM PDT by mikrofon (Neigh, verily)
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