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DUmmie FUnnies 06-27-06 (DUmmie Freudenschade Over Rush Limbaugh "Drug Bust")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 27, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/27/2006 5:35:07 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Freudenschade, baby! They NEVER learn. Once again we had premature DUmmie celebrations over an event that fails to happen as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Limbaugh Detained At Airport (illegal prescription drugs...and viagra!)." In this case, the non-event that the DUmmies were celebrating was the "drug bust" of Rush Limbaugh yesterday at Palm Beach International Airport. I put "drug bust" in quotes because there was NO drug bust. What happened was that officials found Viagra in Rush's luggage, questioned him about it, and then released him. NO bust. The Viagra was prescribed by his doctor under his name so as to avoid such publicity as what happened yesterday. That's it but you would have thought the DUmmies were celebrating a MAJOR victory. Let's see... They lost the Presidential election in 2000. Then lost the Senate in 2002. And then lost the Presidential election again in 2004. More recently, after much celebrating of Karl Rove's indictment, they found out that he had NOT been indicted. So last night they were despertate for something, ANYTHING to celebrate. And true to form they celebrated an event that did NOT happen. So let us now watch the Freudenschade celebrations of the DUmmies in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to take a non-prescription aspirin, is in the [brackets]:

Limbaugh Detained At Airport (illegal prescription drugs...and viagra!)

[Break out the champagne! After years of being complete LOSERS, we DUmmies finally have something to celebrate! YIPPEE!!!]

Limbaugh Detained At Airport

(CBS4 News) WEST PALM BEACH Sources have confirmed to CBS4 News that conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has been detained at Palm Beach International Airport for the possible possession of illegal prescription drugs Monday evening.

Limbaugh was returning on a flight from the Dominican Republic when officials found the drugs, among them Viagra.

Limbaugh entered a plea deal back in April in a previous case where his charge of fraud to conceal information to obtain prescriptions was dropped under the condition he continue undergoing treatment for addiction.

Limbaugh had admitted to being addicted to pain killers on his radio program and had entered a rehabilitation program prior to that arrest.

[Now let the DUmmie celebrations begin...until Lucy pulls her football away again.]

The real question is were there any "pain killers"!!!!!!!

[The real answer is "no"!!!!!!!!!]

Kind of sad they noted the Viagra. He could have gotten that legally. If it was most other people I'd feel bad for him.

[Kind of sad for you that he DID get it legally.]

It's folks like him that helped make the law like that. He broke the law, he should do the time.

[ARREST the 20% of the adult male population who are using Viagra!]

Hopefully this gas bag will not be on the air anymore, but I have wishful thinking.

[VERY wishful.]

Exploiting poor women and children...The Dominican Republic sex trips and tourism are well known to men from around the world.

[Since there is no proof that this is what Rush was doing down there, he MUST be guilty!]

"The real question is were there any "pain killers"!!!!!!!" If the answer is YES, Rush should get jail time, i.e., he breeched his legal agreement to NOT acquire Pain Killers in any way, shape or form.

[Unfortunately for you, the answer is NO.]

That is my prayer also!!!!!

[Dear goddess in DUmmie Heaven. Please make it so Rush has illegal drugs on him so he will go to jail and won't be on the air to shine the beacon of uncomfortable truth on us. A-womyn.]

My sentiments exactly - there may be a God. please let him get sent off to prison!

[DUmmies admitting there may be a God but ONLY if Rush gets busted.]

At least this latest news SHOULD shoot his credibility all to hell ... even with the Right Wing Kool-Aid drinkers? It should! I knew from my past professional and personal experiences with addiction, NO body goes from Oxycotin Toxic to SOBER in a 30 day treatment regimen.

[Yeah, Rush's credibility is shot to hell because he was found with exactly ZERO illegal substances.]

If there was a god, he never would have become famous.

[A DUmmie making the case for atheism.]

Hahahahahahahahaha! Schadefreunde is so much fun!

[Hahahahahahahaha! Freudenschade is even MORE fun!]

Parole violation! Off to the slammer!

[Spaketh DUmmie IndianaGreen who demands all sorts of legal hearings for the Gitmo terrorists.]

Wake up Fundies, the man intends to deliberately break one of Gods laws. Boycott Rush. Write to his stations about what an evil man he is!

[Wake up DUmmies, WHERE is that law written? You mean the 11th Commandment that Moses brought down from Mt. Sinai said, "Though shalt not use Viagra?"]

Once the laws are changed so that regular Americans aren't imprisoned for what he has done, then I will withhold commenting on his breaking of the law.

[Yes, millions of Americans have been imprisoned for owning Viagra.]

If he didn't get on his radio show and blame poor people, black people and anyone else downtrodden that happened to have a drug problem for their addictions I might agree with you. He spouted that they should be thrown in jail..and the key thrown away...

[Could you give us the date of the show where Rush "spouted" that? You might find this task a bit difficult since it NEVER happened.]

The freeps don't know about it yet...or they don't want to discuss it.

[The freeps are now laughing at another case of Freudenschade blowing up in your face since NO illegal drugs were found as you first thought.]

I don't think Viagra is illegal.... Gosh...I just hate this...it has to be bogus.

[Disappointing isn't it? Freudenschade, baby!]

Jail him. I agree with IndianaGreen on this one, this is either a parole violation or a plea deal violation. I'm sure that under the conditions of his "plea deal" he was supposed to stay clean. He didn't so he should go to trial and then to jail.

[Psst! I guess you didn't get the word yet---NO illegal drugs were found. Freudenschade, baby!]

I am in San Diego. I go to TJ. 25$ for script from Dr. and under 40$ for 90 day supply of ANYTHING. Completely legal to come back across the border. You just declare your meds, show your prescription and your home. No records here. BTW Viagra is over the counter in Mexico. I would imagine it is the same in DR. I think the news article may not be truthful.

[I used to make that trip to TJ myself. Not for Viagra but for cheap prescription drugs for my relatives. They are less than a third of the USA price. Oh, but before returning to the States, I would always indulge in lots of intoxicating substances called cerveza.]

. If there's just Viagra, he can probably skate, BUT, the way the thing was written up, it sounds as though there were other pills in the bottle BESIDES Viagra. And THAT's where the problem will really come in for him. What pills were they???? What were they for?

[Freudenschade, baby! There were NO other pills in the bottle.]

Drudge has a "source" that says that he had no illegal drugs.
UPDATE: Rush Limbaugh 'had no illegal drugs or prescription drug obtained illegally in his possession,' source says, contrary to a claim by CBS-TV in Miami... MORE...

[Just when the DUmmies thought they finally found JOY in their lives, it is DESTROYED by cold hard reality.]

Looks like to me, AP is withholding some information... Of course, AP is RW hack.

[And what Alternative Universe do you live in to think that AP is RW?]

The viagra bit is good for a laugh. But you have to wonder what the other drugs were.

[It was a drug called "Thin Air."]

Notice how the headlines have dropped "other drugs"! the coverup has begun

[No, the FACTS have come out. Freudenschade, baby!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: adulterer; doublestandard; drugwar; dummies; fornicator; freudenschade; hypocrites; pervert; rushlimbaugh; schadenfreude; sinner; warondrugs
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To: SandyInSeattle

Agreed, but how does anyone know that it wasn't a prescription antacid, antibiotic, etc? Who confirmed that it was actually Viagra, and not some other non-narcotic?


81 posted on 06/27/2006 8:38:08 AM PDT by KJC1 (John Kerry: Flip and Cut, Flop and Run. Or something like that.)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Just the mention of "Palm Beach" raised my radar when I originally read the report. They've been on a wild hair to get Rush.


82 posted on 06/27/2006 8:43:17 AM PDT by Purrcival (Rush, Rush, Rush -- I love ya, babe, but dude, ya gotta BE MORE CAREFUL!!!!)
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To: SandyInSeattle
U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials detained the Palm Beach resident before turning the investigation over to the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office about 4:30 p.m.

Yep. They're still stinging over the fact that the original investigation kinda blew up in their faces, so they're going to do anything they can to keep the smear alive. I think they're going to continue to harass Rush every chance they get.
83 posted on 06/27/2006 8:46:35 AM PDT by beezdotcom
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To: KJC1

If I were Rush, I would hire some drug company to custome make aspirin for me that looked exactly like some perscription drug. That would drive the law crazy!


84 posted on 06/27/2006 8:47:54 AM PDT by CSM ("Most men's inappropriate thoughts end as soon as the girl talks..." - Dinsdale, 5/30/06)
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To: KJC1
Who confirmed that it was actually Viagra, and not some other non-narcotic?

Either our folks at CBP, or the sheriff's office. Either group is trained in drug recognition and testing.

85 posted on 06/27/2006 9:01:33 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 100?


86 posted on 06/27/2006 9:06:29 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (The Left created, embraces and feeds "The Culture of Hate." Make it part of the political lexicon!)
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To: SandyInSeattle
Methinks your anger issues are clouding your ability to reason. :-)

Methinks being a DUmmie and having an ability to reason are mutually exclusive conditions. :)

87 posted on 06/27/2006 9:21:56 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: SandyInSeattle

I've always loved Rush and consider him way sexy. I'd marry him with or without a winkie. But if that marvelous brain began to shrivel.....I don't think so.


88 posted on 06/27/2006 9:22:09 AM PDT by kimmie7 (If they say you kick like a girl, take it as a COMPLIMENT!)
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To: SandyInSeattle
Either our folks at CBP, or the sheriff's office. Either group is trained in drug recognition and testing.

A lot of places around here put a sticker on the bottle that says describes the pills within. Or anyone with a PDR (Physician's Desk Reference) can look up a pill's markings.

SD

89 posted on 06/27/2006 9:47:55 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: gate2wire; Purrcival
"Now, I like to wait a few days for all of the facts to come in and for everything to shake out."

Very wise.

But if everyone did that the threads would be short and boring! Going off half-cocked is a time-honored FR Tradition! ;)

90 posted on 06/27/2006 10:14:05 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (The Left created, embraces and feeds "The Culture of Hate." Make it part of the political lexicon!)
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To: rface

The thread last night ran 600 posts.


91 posted on 06/27/2006 10:18:50 AM PDT by Cheburashka (World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
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To: SandyInSeattle
Dear DiverDave;

If you happen to be lurking in this thread, please Freepmail me and I'll take your sorry ass to lunch and listen to your incessant whining. I'll even let you supersize your happy meal. Just make sure you get your mommies permission first.

Sincerely

SKIKVT

92 posted on 06/27/2006 10:28:00 AM PDT by skikvt (Hummina Hummina Hummina....)
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To: PJ-Comix

Freudenschade, baby!!!!!!!!


93 posted on 06/27/2006 10:33:14 AM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: skikvt

I hope DiverDave tuned into Rush's show to gloat and is now listening to Rush joke about it. If he was angry before, he's probably a raving lunatic now.

DUmmies are so cute when they're mad.


94 posted on 06/27/2006 10:33:39 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: wagglebee
BJ Klintoon is in the DR all the time and lately has been spending a lot of time in places like Thailand, were's the DUmmie thread on that?!

I see alot of people going down there. Now, not to insult the DR, but, whats down there? If BJ Clinton is going there frequently, it does make me go Hmmmmm. Sex business perhaps, very discreet down there? Didn't M. Jackson go there alot?

If I recall correctly, didn't they say that Rush had 29 pills? Is that out of 30 that were prescribed? Does that mean he went down there and used one? Perhaps me met up with someone down there. Hmmmmm, oh well, its all idle speculation.

Whats funny is that these DUmmies think that without Rush, conservativism would crumble. Thats why they'd like to see him go down.

95 posted on 06/27/2006 10:53:45 AM PDT by Paradox (Removing all Doubt since 1998!)
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To: PJ-Comix

DUmmies are just miffed Rush Limbaugh gets more action than Will Pitt.


96 posted on 06/27/2006 11:06:56 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: Paradox
I see alot of people going down there. Now, not to insult the DR, but, whats down there?

Actually I would like to climb to the top of Punta Duarte down there. It is the highest mountain in the Caribbean. Over 10,000 feet. On some days it even snows on top of that mountain. For some reason, I would like to see the Caribbean while in snow.

97 posted on 06/27/2006 11:44:03 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Paradox

Oops. Pica Duarte.


98 posted on 06/27/2006 11:44:26 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: SandyInSeattle
DiverDave (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-27-06 10:45 AM Response to Original message 335. F*** that fat f*****.

Dave, get some glasses. Rush ain't fat no more, STOOPID!

I would kick his a@@ if I ever saw him in person.

I believe his bodyguards would have something to say about that. I also believe they would "discourage" you, with extreme prejudice...

Yup, you scumbag freepers that read this site, and I would kick your a@@ too.

Bring it on, Junior. Bring a lunch, too. It will take you a while...

I am so sick and tired of idiots, with all the evidence that this junta (look it up freeper scum) lied and caused the death of THOUSANDS of innocents. And FOR WHAT????

Yep, those lying muzzys caused the deaths of thousands of innocents....

NOTHING!!!

EXACTLY what is between your ears and behind your eyes

Then, you glorify a drug addled loudmouth that RAN AWAY from serving his country?

Bill Clinton?

Tell you freeper lurkers what, PM me, we will set up a meet, and we will "discuss it".

Can't PM you, moron, because of the DUmp's liberal "tolerance" policy.

But you better come with a lunch, you see, I have a bunch of frustrations to clear up. So it may take awhile.

A light snack should suffice. Your "frustrations" would last all of 6 seconds....

Time to put up or shut up, you freeper goons, come on, LETS ROCK!

Bring it on, Junior. I'll be the one standing on the back of your scrawny neck....

God, please let there be just 1 to answer.

And what would you do should there be an answer? Soil yourself?

99 posted on 06/27/2006 3:22:43 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: finnman69
DUmmies are just miffed Rush Limbaugh gets more action than Will Pitt.

Rush probably got more "action" this past weekend than ALL DUmmies collectively.....

100 posted on 06/27/2006 3:30:13 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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