Posted on 06/17/2006 9:11:15 PM PDT by John Semmens
Since the demise of Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi, al-Qaeda in Iraq is making plans to rebuild its organization by opening the "Jihadi School of Jihad" and have recently posted course offerings.
The standard fare is there-"Introduction to Suicide Bombing," "Cut from Left to Right: A Lesson for Beheadings," "Using the Burqa to Conceal Weapons," and "Ambushes or IEDs: A Seminar in Tactics." But there are also some lighter offerings-"Dealing with Loneliness when Men Are Your Only Companions," "Loving and Caring for Your Goat," "Living in Filth," "How to Tell by Feel If It's a Virgin or a Camel" and "Modern Dance."
The brochure for the school says there will be athletics (the school teams' nickname is the "Assassins"), clubs (including "Future Mothers of Martyrs" and "Spirit"), politics (both "Young Anti-Zionists" and "Young Anti-Semites" will be represented to ensure a modicum of balance in viewpoints), and social activities (including temporary marriages and public floggings).
The school is financed by a grant from the United Nations, so tuition is free. Students will be housed in a variety of locations known as "safe houses" or sometimes caves, depending on what's available. Learning how to steal food from local merchants is part of the curriculum. Student fees for materials will be waived for anyone who can prove he has killed a Jew.
In related news, a CBS poll produced results indicating that Zarqawi's death will change little in the war on terror. In response to the question: "Was the killing of Iraqi militant Abu Musab al-Zarqawi by the U.S. Air Force just a meaningless blip in an endless quagmire or another example of American brutality?" 22 percent said "meaningless blip, 31 percent said "example of brutality" and 47 percent said "yes."
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Which includes the making of the films "Deep Goat" and "Sheep Throat."
Porn is bad enough but goat and ewe porn...... is really, really baaaaaaad stuff.
Guest speaker: John Murtha
Kidding aside, underage goat porn is the worst.
Ba doom Ching.
A new school? You mean Harvard isn't enough?
Cindy Sheehan will be the dean of the school.
I've seen the "Jihadi School of Jihad" - it's main campus is in Berkeley, CA.
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