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DUmmie FUnnies 06-07-06 ("Results of Busby/Bilbray U.S. House Special Election in Doubt!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 7, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/07/2006 6:39:55 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

The results of the California 50th Congressional District special election have been in for only 8 business hours and ALREADY the DUmmies and the Leftist Blogosphere are crying "VOTE FRAUD" via their favorite culprits---Diebold Voting machines. Apparently the DUmmies were NOT satisfied with their "moral victory" and wanted a REAL victory. And the only way to achieve such a victory in this election is to act like sore losers and WHINE about vote fraud as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD petulantly titled, "Results of Busby/Bilbray U.S. House Special Election in Doubt!" Yes, there is no DOUBT about it. Multiply this whining at LEAST a hundred-fold this November and you have a foretaste of what we are in for. So let us now watch the whine of the sore losers in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how long before RFK, Jr. gets his feet on the ground in that congressional district, is in the [brackets]:

Results of Busby/Bilbray U.S. House Special Election in Doubt!

[Paging RFK, Jr.! Paging Bev Harris!]

Race to Replace Randy 'Duke' Cunningham in San Diego Was Run on Hackable Diebold Voting Machines,
Kept Unsecured at Poll Worker Houses Overnight Before the Election!

[Karl Rove allowed to program the Diebolds!]

To be clear, at this hour, we have no evidence to show that Democrat Francine Busby, running in yesterday's special run-off election in San Diego against Republican Brian Bilbray to replace the disgraced Republican Randy "Duke" Cunningham for the U.S. House (CA-50) race actually won it.

[But the LACK of proof is in and of itself, PROOF!]

Neither do we have evidence to believe that Bilbray actually won it.

[Except for that little detail called election results.]

We do, however, have copious and documented evidence to suggest there is no reason in the world to have any faith that Bilbray won the race...

[Yes, that same high quality evidence that you used to "prove" that Kerry won the 2000 election as purported by Heroin Boy in Rolling Stoned.]

FULL REPORT:
THE BRAD BLOG

[Ah yes. The Brad Blog. The same place that first announced Heroin Boy's vote fraud article in the Rolling Stoned. That site gets all the KOOK exclusives.]

are they gonna pay for a re-count?

[RFK, Jr. is rich. Why don't you hit HIM up for the re-count bill?]

Given her gaffe last week and the area she was competing in it's a wonder she didn't lose by more. I'm not convinced this particular election was stolen, personally.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

You just don't get it, do you? There is no reason to be convinced that any election processed on Dieblod machines was fair and square. Your faith has not a damn thing to do with it, the facts are the machines are ready, willing, and able, to steal any election. This one is no different.

[Terminator 4: Rise of the Diebold Machines.]

They cannot prove she lost the election...neither can you... IT doesn't really matter if you are "convinced" or not. I'm not convinced it was stolen either. More troublingly, I'm not convinced she lost it! And unless and until the San Diego County officials are able to demonstrate that she did, there is ZERO REASON TO HAVE CONFIDENCE in that election. Read the entire article and then get back to us, if you actually care of honest and verifiable elections. It's outrageous. And you democracy is at stake. If you give a damn about it anyway.

[That was DUmmie BradBlog himself putting in his Two Cents...or should I say, Too Senseless.]

Yeah....And John Kerry Is Going To Become President Sure....they'll spend about 2 minutes looking into this, before deciding it's impossible to get a recount from these Rigged machines. Heck, the Dems are happy they came within 5 points, and that's all they wish to think about. The fact they lost escapes them. Maybe we'll get 'em in November. Probably not though. The Dem party cowers and loses. That's what they do best.

[Bring in the lawyers! This November we'll see MILLIONS of them screeching "Election Fraud!" Almost every election WILL be challenged.]

Has Busby conceded the election? I called voters for several days for MoveOn and about 50% of the voters I actually spoke with had voted absentee ballot. If these have not been counted yet, then Busby may win!

[And the Titanic may yet sail into New York harbor.]

Brad makes an excellent point, THE point...It's critical to understand.

There COULD BE NO reason to believe that either candidate was elected because:

a) The votes are taken and totaled in secret by EQUIPMENT THAT CANNOT BE EXAMINED for software and methods problems - except by the vendors. Boards of elections and us suckers, the general public, are not allowed to look at these machines.

b) The record of all machines that I've seen covered is truly sorry - they are vulnerable to hacks in some cases; they are based on weak software and hardware standards; and the manufacturers are really third or fourth string IT companies, not near the top of any major listing of high tech leaders.

c) There is ample reason to believe that election fraud has taken place from RFK Jr's article to TIA's work to Steve Freeman, USCountsVotes.Org, etc.

[d) The moon is full and rising in Uranus.]

AS GuvWorld SAYS, show us you were elected and you prove your legitimacy; failure to do that confers illegitimate status on you as a ruler; and we say, WE DO NOT CONSENT!!!

[The new DUmmie election standard: It is not enough to merely win an election. You must also prove you won it (unless you're a Democrat).]

There is NO transparency to the process.

[There IS a lot of transparency to your motives.]

and why do democratic candidates (except gore) enjoy conceding so quickly? seems to be a trend of sorts.

[You would prefer that Busby had conceded on Labor Day?]

They were kept Unsecured at Poll Worker Houses Overnight Before Election. Tell me this isn't true.

[Not only that, the poll workers slept with the Diebold Machines and committed unnatural acts with them.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barkingmoonbats; callawaaambulance; cheeseandwhine; conspiracy; conspiracytheory; crybabies; dairyproducts; diebold; drunkagain; dummies; socialismdefeated; sourgrapes; tinfoil
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To: PJ-Comix

You should consider yourself lucky she didn't ask for the note and then plug you right on the spot. LOL!


41 posted on 06/07/2006 7:29:57 PM PDT by Chuck54
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Hey! I need more shoutouts to Rick from Boca. Remember, I move those items on the weekends, I can DUFU lots more on weekdays.


42 posted on 06/07/2006 7:33:29 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Rick! Hey, Rick...YOU! Register-up here, and go to "in forum" on P-J and you'll find all the vouching you need.....this guy is GOLD, even at today's prices! Give him whatever he wants, and top it off with a better margin....he's worth it.

Hey Rick I too vouch for PJ. I have been reading and watching PJ for a couple of years and he is "the real deal".

43 posted on 06/07/2006 7:34:27 PM PDT by Chuck54
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To: Blackirish

Hail Spartacus!


44 posted on 06/07/2006 7:37:45 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Try Jesus--If you don't like Him, satan will always take you back.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Again, once the door was opened by algorey in Florida, the rats will cry fraud, and cheaters in every election they don't win. He along with the media really did do harm to our election system with the bogus vote counting crap he pulled! Perhaps they will call in the UN inspectors.

Hey Rick, PG is a good guy! If you don't know where he is, we do! LOL
45 posted on 06/07/2006 7:38:50 PM PDT by ladyinred
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To: PJ-Comix
Hey, Rick: PJ is tops. Go for the consignment deal. You won't be sorry.
46 posted on 06/07/2006 7:40:22 PM PDT by shezza (God bless our military heroes)
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To: PJ-Comix

DUmmies are true to form, they have allowed themselves to be Roved again, or possibly Diebolled.

Hey Rick Pea Jay is a good guy, give him the stuff.


47 posted on 06/07/2006 7:41:28 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix
There COULD BE NO reason to believe that either candidate was elected

This statement is stupid beyond belief. Do these people actually function in society?

48 posted on 06/07/2006 7:42:09 PM PDT by shezza (God bless our military heroes)
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To: PJ-Comix
Race to Replace Randy 'Duke' Cunningham in San Diego Was Run on Hackable Diebold Voting Machines...

'Zat you, Bev? Lemme guess--you're just "10 dollars away" from proving that Busby won, right?

49 posted on 06/07/2006 7:43:04 PM PDT by randog (What the...?!)
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To: gate2wire
There is ample reason to believe that election fraud has taken place from RFK Jr's article to TIA's work to Steve Freeman, USCountsVotes.Org, etc.

So people's unsupported opinions count as evidence among the DUmmies? Why am I even asking?

50 posted on 06/07/2006 7:46:30 PM PDT by chesley (Republicans don't deserve to win, but America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats.)
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To: PJ-Comix
RICK,

If PJ says he going to do it, it shall be done. Been following his DUFU for two years (he77 I've had marriages last a tiny fraction of that) he has never failed to deliver!
51 posted on 06/07/2006 7:46:59 PM PDT by investigateworld (Abortion stops a beating heart)
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To: PJ-Comix
RICK,

If PJ says he going to do it, it shall be done. Been following his DUFU for two years (he77 I've had marriages last a tiny fraction of that) he has never failed to deliver!
52 posted on 06/07/2006 7:47:06 PM PDT by investigateworld (Abortion stops a beating heart)
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To: PJ-Comix

HEY RICK! We need more weekday DUFUs so get with the program! :^)

Seriesly, how can anyone not trust PJ implicitly? Look what he puts himself through just to bring us DUFUs? Imagine what he'll do for money!!?!


53 posted on 06/07/2006 7:58:31 PM PDT by visualops (If you build it... www.visualops.com ...they won't come. Build the fence!)
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To: visualops
Hey Rick this line is funny as hell but I totally agree,

Look what he puts himself through just to bring us DUFUs? Imagine what he'll do for money!!?!

54 posted on 06/07/2006 8:06:02 PM PDT by Chuck54
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 55? (PM DUFU!)


55 posted on 06/07/2006 8:08:15 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Bipartisanship is when the Stupid Party and the Evil Party agree to do something that is both stupid)
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To: gate2wire

Hillarious. Did they not know about any of this stuff before the election returns started coming in? Did any local DUmmies not notice the Diebold logo on the machines until their candidate lost? 'course they wouldn't be whining if their candidate won...


56 posted on 06/07/2006 8:17:39 PM PDT by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'd love to vouch for you but don't you still owe me money?
Top 5!!!!

Rick, he's solid. As solid as anyone I've never met but online!
57 posted on 06/07/2006 8:22:34 PM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Rick!

It is COMMANDED!
It must be done!
There is no escaping it!
PJ is the best!

-Darksheare of the Shadowlands of NY says so.


58 posted on 06/07/2006 8:24:46 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: PJ-Comix
We MUST have electronic voting machines! So they get electronic voting machines, so now the elections are invalid because of them - all because they aren't wining. That is what it is all about - the fact they can't accept that they are losing for what they stand for.
59 posted on 06/07/2006 8:26:17 PM PDT by kingu (Yeah, I'll vote in 2006, just as soon as a party comes along who listens.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Rick,

PJ has been around here for quite some time and is a mainstay of FR, posting a thread with a large number of members. He is consistent and reliable in his postings and many of us depend on his efficiency.

60 posted on 06/07/2006 8:27:20 PM PDT by Darkwolf377
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