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DUmmie FUnnies 06-07-06 ("Results of Busby/Bilbray U.S. House Special Election in Doubt!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 7, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/07/2006 6:39:55 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

The results of the California 50th Congressional District special election have been in for only 8 business hours and ALREADY the DUmmies and the Leftist Blogosphere are crying "VOTE FRAUD" via their favorite culprits---Diebold Voting machines. Apparently the DUmmies were NOT satisfied with their "moral victory" and wanted a REAL victory. And the only way to achieve such a victory in this election is to act like sore losers and WHINE about vote fraud as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD petulantly titled, "Results of Busby/Bilbray U.S. House Special Election in Doubt!" Yes, there is no DOUBT about it. Multiply this whining at LEAST a hundred-fold this November and you have a foretaste of what we are in for. So let us now watch the whine of the sore losers in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how long before RFK, Jr. gets his feet on the ground in that congressional district, is in the [brackets]:

Results of Busby/Bilbray U.S. House Special Election in Doubt!

[Paging RFK, Jr.! Paging Bev Harris!]

Race to Replace Randy 'Duke' Cunningham in San Diego Was Run on Hackable Diebold Voting Machines,
Kept Unsecured at Poll Worker Houses Overnight Before the Election!

[Karl Rove allowed to program the Diebolds!]

To be clear, at this hour, we have no evidence to show that Democrat Francine Busby, running in yesterday's special run-off election in San Diego against Republican Brian Bilbray to replace the disgraced Republican Randy "Duke" Cunningham for the U.S. House (CA-50) race actually won it.

[But the LACK of proof is in and of itself, PROOF!]

Neither do we have evidence to believe that Bilbray actually won it.

[Except for that little detail called election results.]

We do, however, have copious and documented evidence to suggest there is no reason in the world to have any faith that Bilbray won the race...

[Yes, that same high quality evidence that you used to "prove" that Kerry won the 2000 election as purported by Heroin Boy in Rolling Stoned.]

FULL REPORT:
THE BRAD BLOG

[Ah yes. The Brad Blog. The same place that first announced Heroin Boy's vote fraud article in the Rolling Stoned. That site gets all the KOOK exclusives.]

are they gonna pay for a re-count?

[RFK, Jr. is rich. Why don't you hit HIM up for the re-count bill?]

Given her gaffe last week and the area she was competing in it's a wonder she didn't lose by more. I'm not convinced this particular election was stolen, personally.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

You just don't get it, do you? There is no reason to be convinced that any election processed on Dieblod machines was fair and square. Your faith has not a damn thing to do with it, the facts are the machines are ready, willing, and able, to steal any election. This one is no different.

[Terminator 4: Rise of the Diebold Machines.]

They cannot prove she lost the election...neither can you... IT doesn't really matter if you are "convinced" or not. I'm not convinced it was stolen either. More troublingly, I'm not convinced she lost it! And unless and until the San Diego County officials are able to demonstrate that she did, there is ZERO REASON TO HAVE CONFIDENCE in that election. Read the entire article and then get back to us, if you actually care of honest and verifiable elections. It's outrageous. And you democracy is at stake. If you give a damn about it anyway.

[That was DUmmie BradBlog himself putting in his Two Cents...or should I say, Too Senseless.]

Yeah....And John Kerry Is Going To Become President Sure....they'll spend about 2 minutes looking into this, before deciding it's impossible to get a recount from these Rigged machines. Heck, the Dems are happy they came within 5 points, and that's all they wish to think about. The fact they lost escapes them. Maybe we'll get 'em in November. Probably not though. The Dem party cowers and loses. That's what they do best.

[Bring in the lawyers! This November we'll see MILLIONS of them screeching "Election Fraud!" Almost every election WILL be challenged.]

Has Busby conceded the election? I called voters for several days for MoveOn and about 50% of the voters I actually spoke with had voted absentee ballot. If these have not been counted yet, then Busby may win!

[And the Titanic may yet sail into New York harbor.]

Brad makes an excellent point, THE point...It's critical to understand.

There COULD BE NO reason to believe that either candidate was elected because:

a) The votes are taken and totaled in secret by EQUIPMENT THAT CANNOT BE EXAMINED for software and methods problems - except by the vendors. Boards of elections and us suckers, the general public, are not allowed to look at these machines.

b) The record of all machines that I've seen covered is truly sorry - they are vulnerable to hacks in some cases; they are based on weak software and hardware standards; and the manufacturers are really third or fourth string IT companies, not near the top of any major listing of high tech leaders.

c) There is ample reason to believe that election fraud has taken place from RFK Jr's article to TIA's work to Steve Freeman, USCountsVotes.Org, etc.

[d) The moon is full and rising in Uranus.]

AS GuvWorld SAYS, show us you were elected and you prove your legitimacy; failure to do that confers illegitimate status on you as a ruler; and we say, WE DO NOT CONSENT!!!

[The new DUmmie election standard: It is not enough to merely win an election. You must also prove you won it (unless you're a Democrat).]

There is NO transparency to the process.

[There IS a lot of transparency to your motives.]

and why do democratic candidates (except gore) enjoy conceding so quickly? seems to be a trend of sorts.

[You would prefer that Busby had conceded on Labor Day?]

They were kept Unsecured at Poll Worker Houses Overnight Before Election. Tell me this isn't true.

[Not only that, the poll workers slept with the Diebold Machines and committed unnatural acts with them.]


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No AM DUFU edition tomorrow which allows me to segue into asking a favor of my DUFU readers. I have the opportunity to move a lot of a certain product (don't worry, NOT crack) on weekends which would free me up to do the DUFUs full time during the weekdays. However, I need for the person supplying the product to allow me to have it on consigment due to the low profit margin. Since he got burned on a consignment recently, he needs to have confidence in me to allow me to take out the product for sale and then return with the money owed him. The guy's name is Rick from Boca Raton and what I want you to do is sort of vouch for me on this thread where possible so Rick can read it. Rick is a good guy and I think he is on the verge of letting me have the product (not getting into specifics because of lurking DUmmies) if he has confidence in my background. Since most of you have known me for several years, please give a shoutout to Rick from Boca and let him know it is OKAY to let Ol' PJ here take his product on consignment. Thanx in advance.

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1 posted on 06/07/2006 6:40:02 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

First?


2 posted on 06/07/2006 6:40:30 PM PDT by darkangel82
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 06/07/2006 6:41:24 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Neither do we have evidence to believe that Bilbray actually won it.

LOL. Here we go.

4 posted on 06/07/2006 6:43:39 PM PDT by gate2wire
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ping!


5 posted on 06/07/2006 6:44:13 PM PDT by landerwy
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To: PJ-Comix

These DUmmies are so predictable!


6 posted on 06/07/2006 6:45:17 PM PDT by airborne (Satan's greatest trick was convincing people he doesn't exist.)
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I BELIEEEEEEEEEEVE

that I'm top 10


7 posted on 06/07/2006 6:45:21 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (Can I only pay 3 out of five years taxes and profit from identity theft too?)
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Top 10!


8 posted on 06/07/2006 6:45:28 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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I'm not convinced it was stolen either. More troublingly, I'm not convinced she lost it!

I'm confused. The election was lost before it was stolen?
9 posted on 06/07/2006 6:46:45 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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Geez, not this again!


10 posted on 06/07/2006 6:47:02 PM PDT by imskylark
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Off!


11 posted on 06/07/2006 6:48:10 PM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" - Anonymous)
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To: imskylark

"Geez, not this again!"


PJ, I hope you know I meant voter fraud rants not Dummie Funnies.


12 posted on 06/07/2006 6:48:51 PM PDT by imskylark
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To: PJ-Comix

top 20?!


13 posted on 06/07/2006 6:50:01 PM PDT by Toadman
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Of course vote fraud had to be committed by the candidate who did NOT say, "you don't need papers to vote."


14 posted on 06/07/2006 6:50:59 PM PDT by JLS
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Rick from Boca Raton and what I want you to do is sort of vouch for me on this thread

Rick! Hey, Rick...YOU! Register-up here, and go to "in forum" on P-J and you'll find all the vouching you need.....this guy is GOLD, even at today's prices! Give him whatever he wants, and top it off with a better margin....he's worth it.

15 posted on 06/07/2006 6:51:48 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Meep Meep)
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Yes, that same high quality evidence that you used to "prove" that Kerry won the 2000 election

Actually, you probably could convince a DUmmie that Kerry won the 2000 election, and that it was evil Republican dirty trickery that kept his name off the ballot.

16 posted on 06/07/2006 6:51:53 PM PDT by steve-b (Hoover Dam is every bit as "natural" as a beaver dam.)
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ is a reliable FReeper with a great sense of comic genius. Let him buy the consignment goods!!


17 posted on 06/07/2006 6:52:22 PM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion (In memory of Terri Schindler (not Schiavo!))
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Wow, top 20!


18 posted on 06/07/2006 6:52:41 PM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion (In memory of Terri Schindler (not Schiavo!))
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Top 20! I am too cool for school.


19 posted on 06/07/2006 6:53:34 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Try Jesus--If you don't like Him, satan will always take you back.)
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They were kept Unsecured at Poll Worker Houses Overnight Before Election. Tell me this isn't true.


[Not only that, the poll workers slept with the Diebold Machines and committed unnatural acts with them.]


Unnatural Diebold acts bump!
;-)

20 posted on 06/07/2006 6:56:06 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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