[PJ-Comix]

No AM DUFU edition tomorrow which allows me to segue into asking a favor of my DUFU readers. I have the opportunity to move a lot of a certain product (don't worry, NOT crack) on weekends which would free me up to do the DUFUs full time during the weekdays. However, I need for the person supplying the product to allow me to have it on consigment due to the low profit margin. Since he got burned on a consignment recently, he needs to have confidence in me to allow me to take out the product for sale and then return with the money owed him. The guy's name is Rick from Boca Raton and what I want you to do is sort of vouch for me on this thread where possible so Rick can read it. Rick is a good guy and I think he is on the verge of letting me have the product (not getting into specifics because of lurking DUmmies) if he has confidence in my background. Since most of you have known me for several years, please give a shoutout to Rick from Boca and let him know it is OKAY to let Ol' PJ here take his product on consignment. Thanx in advance.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[darkangel82]

First?

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[gate2wire]

Neither do we have evidence to believe that Bilbray actually won it.

LOL. Here we go.

[airborne]

These DUmmies are so predictable!

[NeoCaveman]

I BELIEEEEEEEEEEVE

that I'm top 10

[rzeznikj at stout]

Top 10!

[cripplecreek]

I'm not convinced it was stolen either. More troublingly, I'm not convinced she lost it!

I'm confused. The election was lost before it was stolen?

[imskylark]

Geez, not this again!

[bcsco]

Off!

[Toadman]

top 20?!

[JLS]

Of course vote fraud had to be committed by the candidate who did NOT say, "you don't need papers to vote."

[ErnBatavia]

Rick from Boca Raton and what I want you to do is sort of vouch for me on this thread

Rick! Hey, Rick...YOU! Register-up here, and go to "in forum" on P-J and you'll find all the vouching you need.....this guy is GOLD, even at today's prices! Give him whatever he wants, and top it off with a better margin....he's worth it.

[steve-b]

Yes, that same high quality evidence that you used to "prove" that Kerry won the 2000 election

Actually, you probably could convince a DUmmie that Kerry won the 2000 election, and that it was evil Republican dirty trickery that kept his name off the ballot.

[TenthAmendmentChampion]

PJ is a reliable FReeper with a great sense of comic genius. Let him buy the consignment goods!!

[Darksheare]

They were kept Unsecured at Poll Worker Houses Overnight Before Election. Tell me this isn't true.

[Not only that, the poll workers slept with the Diebold Machines and committed unnatural acts with them.]

Unnatural Diebold acts bump!
;-)

[steve-b]

I have the opportunity to move a lot of a certain product (don't worry, NOT crack)

Though it would be a neat self-sustaining cycle to sell crack to DUmmies to cause them to post even more insane rants for the DUFUs.

PS -- I'll vouch for PJ's character.

[MindBender26]

I see some clues here:

Let's connect the dots.

1. Southern California (that should be enough by itself)
2. DUmmies
3. Easy access to Mexican drugs
4. Paranoia
5. Conspiracy wackos
6. A far-left wing bitchy feminist candidate who might have lost a just little bit of public support when she told illegal immigrants to go vote for her.

Put it all together, FReepers.

How to win in a landslide in 2008.

1. Nominate Hillary.
2. Make sure the Mexican dopers smuggle an unprecedented amount of pot, meth and LSD into the country about 3 days before the election.
3. Give it free to the Dims!

We win big!

[COBOL2Java]

...Kept Unsecured at Poll Worker Houses Overnight Before the Election!

I thought they were kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnalls' porch!

[If you know where THAT joke comes from, you're old! :-)]

[jveritas]

The DUmmies are the funniest after each election defeat because they become crazier and crazier. Thank you PJ for the great laughs.

[Chuck54]

PJ-C, please. You made this one up, right?

There cannot be that many dumb moonbats can there? Please tell me the truth, please. Do these people actually exist in these numbers or is it just two or three real loons posting and reposting.

I gotta admit, you're good, but you must have spent hours and hours making this thread up.

:)