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DUmmie FUnnies 06-07-06 ("Results of Busby/Bilbray U.S. House Special Election in Doubt!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 7, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/07/2006 6:39:55 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

The results of the California 50th Congressional District special election have been in for only 8 business hours and ALREADY the DUmmies and the Leftist Blogosphere are crying "VOTE FRAUD" via their favorite culprits---Diebold Voting machines. Apparently the DUmmies were NOT satisfied with their "moral victory" and wanted a REAL victory. And the only way to achieve such a victory in this election is to act like sore losers and WHINE about vote fraud as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD petulantly titled, "Results of Busby/Bilbray U.S. House Special Election in Doubt!" Yes, there is no DOUBT about it. Multiply this whining at LEAST a hundred-fold this November and you have a foretaste of what we are in for. So let us now watch the whine of the sore losers in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how long before RFK, Jr. gets his feet on the ground in that congressional district, is in the [brackets]:

Results of Busby/Bilbray U.S. House Special Election in Doubt!

[Paging RFK, Jr.! Paging Bev Harris!]

Race to Replace Randy 'Duke' Cunningham in San Diego Was Run on Hackable Diebold Voting Machines,
Kept Unsecured at Poll Worker Houses Overnight Before the Election!

[Karl Rove allowed to program the Diebolds!]

To be clear, at this hour, we have no evidence to show that Democrat Francine Busby, running in yesterday's special run-off election in San Diego against Republican Brian Bilbray to replace the disgraced Republican Randy "Duke" Cunningham for the U.S. House (CA-50) race actually won it.

[But the LACK of proof is in and of itself, PROOF!]

Neither do we have evidence to believe that Bilbray actually won it.

[Except for that little detail called election results.]

We do, however, have copious and documented evidence to suggest there is no reason in the world to have any faith that Bilbray won the race...

[Yes, that same high quality evidence that you used to "prove" that Kerry won the 2000 election as purported by Heroin Boy in Rolling Stoned.]

FULL REPORT:
THE BRAD BLOG

[Ah yes. The Brad Blog. The same place that first announced Heroin Boy's vote fraud article in the Rolling Stoned. That site gets all the KOOK exclusives.]

are they gonna pay for a re-count?

[RFK, Jr. is rich. Why don't you hit HIM up for the re-count bill?]

Given her gaffe last week and the area she was competing in it's a wonder she didn't lose by more. I'm not convinced this particular election was stolen, personally.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

You just don't get it, do you? There is no reason to be convinced that any election processed on Dieblod machines was fair and square. Your faith has not a damn thing to do with it, the facts are the machines are ready, willing, and able, to steal any election. This one is no different.

[Terminator 4: Rise of the Diebold Machines.]

They cannot prove she lost the election...neither can you... IT doesn't really matter if you are "convinced" or not. I'm not convinced it was stolen either. More troublingly, I'm not convinced she lost it! And unless and until the San Diego County officials are able to demonstrate that she did, there is ZERO REASON TO HAVE CONFIDENCE in that election. Read the entire article and then get back to us, if you actually care of honest and verifiable elections. It's outrageous. And you democracy is at stake. If you give a damn about it anyway.

[That was DUmmie BradBlog himself putting in his Two Cents...or should I say, Too Senseless.]

Yeah....And John Kerry Is Going To Become President Sure....they'll spend about 2 minutes looking into this, before deciding it's impossible to get a recount from these Rigged machines. Heck, the Dems are happy they came within 5 points, and that's all they wish to think about. The fact they lost escapes them. Maybe we'll get 'em in November. Probably not though. The Dem party cowers and loses. That's what they do best.

[Bring in the lawyers! This November we'll see MILLIONS of them screeching "Election Fraud!" Almost every election WILL be challenged.]

Has Busby conceded the election? I called voters for several days for MoveOn and about 50% of the voters I actually spoke with had voted absentee ballot. If these have not been counted yet, then Busby may win!

[And the Titanic may yet sail into New York harbor.]

Brad makes an excellent point, THE point...It's critical to understand.

There COULD BE NO reason to believe that either candidate was elected because:

a) The votes are taken and totaled in secret by EQUIPMENT THAT CANNOT BE EXAMINED for software and methods problems - except by the vendors. Boards of elections and us suckers, the general public, are not allowed to look at these machines.

b) The record of all machines that I've seen covered is truly sorry - they are vulnerable to hacks in some cases; they are based on weak software and hardware standards; and the manufacturers are really third or fourth string IT companies, not near the top of any major listing of high tech leaders.

c) There is ample reason to believe that election fraud has taken place from RFK Jr's article to TIA's work to Steve Freeman, USCountsVotes.Org, etc.

[d) The moon is full and rising in Uranus.]

AS GuvWorld SAYS, show us you were elected and you prove your legitimacy; failure to do that confers illegitimate status on you as a ruler; and we say, WE DO NOT CONSENT!!!

[The new DUmmie election standard: It is not enough to merely win an election. You must also prove you won it (unless you're a Democrat).]

There is NO transparency to the process.

[There IS a lot of transparency to your motives.]

and why do democratic candidates (except gore) enjoy conceding so quickly? seems to be a trend of sorts.

[You would prefer that Busby had conceded on Labor Day?]

They were kept Unsecured at Poll Worker Houses Overnight Before Election. Tell me this isn't true.

[Not only that, the poll workers slept with the Diebold Machines and committed unnatural acts with them.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barkingmoonbats; callawaaambulance; cheeseandwhine; conspiracy; conspiracytheory; crybabies; dairyproducts; diebold; drunkagain; dummies; socialismdefeated; sourgrapes; tinfoil
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To: PJ-Comix
I have the opportunity to move a lot of a certain product (don't worry, NOT crack)

Though it would be a neat self-sustaining cycle to sell crack to DUmmies to cause them to post even more insane rants for the DUFUs.

PS -- I'll vouch for PJ's character.

21 posted on 06/07/2006 6:56:23 PM PDT by steve-b (Hoover Dam is every bit as "natural" as a beaver dam.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I see some clues here:

Let's connect the dots.

1. Southern California (that should be enough by itself)
2. DUmmies
3. Easy access to Mexican drugs
4. Paranoia
5. Conspiracy wackos
6. A far-left wing bitchy feminist candidate who might have lost a just little bit of public support when she told illegal immigrants to go vote for her.

Put it all together, FReepers.

How to win in a landslide in 2008.

1. Nominate Hillary.
2. Make sure the Mexican dopers smuggle an unprecedented amount of pot, meth and LSD into the country about 3 days before the election.
3. Give it free to the Dims!

We win big!
22 posted on 06/07/2006 6:57:53 PM PDT by MindBender26 (Having my own CAR-15 in RVN meant never having to say I was sorry....)
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To: PJ-Comix
...Kept Unsecured at Poll Worker Houses Overnight Before the Election!

I thought they were kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnalls' porch!

[If you know where THAT joke comes from, you're old! :-)]

23 posted on 06/07/2006 6:58:06 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Freedom isn't free, but the men and women of the military will pay most of your share)
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To: Mr. Silverback

I am 20.

I AM SPARTICUS!


24 posted on 06/07/2006 6:59:07 PM PDT by Blackirish
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To: ErnBatavia
Thanx. In case some don't know, getting goods on consignment means receiving the goods sans initial payment and then after a period of time (in this case just a day) return the unsold items and pay for the items that have sold. Since I plan to sell these items by the truckload, I need a lot of them.

Tell Rick I'm good for it!

25 posted on 06/07/2006 6:59:11 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: MindBender26

This DUmmie thread just made it to their Greatest page.


26 posted on 06/07/2006 7:03:26 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
The DUmmies are the funniest after each election defeat because they become crazier and crazier. Thank you PJ for the great laughs.
27 posted on 06/07/2006 7:04:02 PM PDT by jveritas (Support The Commander in Chief in Times of War)
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ-C, please. You made this one up, right?

There cannot be that many dumb moonbats can there? Please tell me the truth, please. Do these people actually exist in these numbers or is it just two or three real loons posting and reposting.

I gotta admit, you're good, but you must have spent hours and hours making this thread up.

:)


28 posted on 06/07/2006 7:04:25 PM PDT by Chuck54
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To: PJ-Comix

U Da Man!


29 posted on 06/07/2006 7:04:56 PM PDT by MindBender26 (Having my own CAR-15 in RVN meant never having to say I was sorry....)
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To: PJ-Comix
and why do democratic candidates (except gore) enjoy
conceding so quickly? seems to be a trend of sorts.

priceless!!!


30 posted on 06/07/2006 7:05:47 PM PDT by postaldave (McCain & Bush, you traitorous !#!$!!s. you two are no different then ted kennedy.)
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To: PJ-Comix

How do I find their greatest page? This I've got to see.


31 posted on 06/07/2006 7:07:05 PM PDT by Chuck54
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To: Chuck54

They exist. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.


32 posted on 06/07/2006 7:09:20 PM PDT by darkangel82
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To: Chuck54

Just click the DUmmie thread then once there, click on "Greatest" at the top.


33 posted on 06/07/2006 7:09:36 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

"There COULD BE NO reason to believe that either candidate was elected..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


34 posted on 06/07/2006 7:11:00 PM PDT by RedRover
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To: PJ-Comix

in after the ping but before the next edition


35 posted on 06/07/2006 7:11:44 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (aka MikeinIraq - WTFO)
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To: MikefromOhio

LOL, this one may go on for a while, there's enough DU lunacy to keep us occupied here.


36 posted on 06/07/2006 7:14:09 PM PDT by darkangel82
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To: COBOL2Java

If I say The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson am I old?


37 posted on 06/07/2006 7:15:18 PM PDT by RedRover (Or maybe just old-ish?)
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To: gate2wire

I guess the fact that California DOES NOT use dieblod machines plays no part in Diebold stealing an election they desperately needed to win??


38 posted on 06/07/2006 7:16:54 PM PDT by tcrlaf (Liberalism- What A Pagan Religion......)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thanks PJ, I found it. You are the greatest and this thread is unfnbelievable.

If I ever find myself as stupid as these loons, someone do me a favor and stick a fork in me, I'm done.


39 posted on 06/07/2006 7:18:10 PM PDT by Chuck54
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To: Chuck54
If I ever find myself as stupid as these loons, someone do me a favor and stick a fork in me, I'm done.

I once had a girlfriend to whom I said, "If I ever end up drunk and married to you in Vegas, please just shoot me in the head before I wake up on that wedding day to spare me the pain and I'll write an excuse note for you to present to the judge."

Needless to say, we split up right after that statement...but we remained friends.

40 posted on 06/07/2006 7:25:00 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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