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DUmmie FUnnies 06-06-06 ("Today we are ALL Gay")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 6, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/06/2006 5:15:24 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

This morning I woke up with the sudden urge to listen to a Judy Garland album, redecorate my home, and toss out all earth tone clothing that I own. Why? Because according to this DUmmie THREAD, "Today we are ALL Gay." And in my new role I am feeling VERY creative! Maybe I'll even learn to become a figure skater before the day is over. However, I just simply MUST do Britney Spears' hair! Girl, I don't know where your hair is done but at Le DUFU Salon we would FIRE any hairdresser who allowed a customer to walk out the door wearing that travesty. Oh, and how do you like my new Pink Triangle? Yes, everybody today MUST wear one or fear being labeled a vicious bigot according to this other DUmmie THREAD titled, "Because Hatred Is Not a DU Family Value, I Ask You To Join Me...In changing your avatar for 5 days to a GLBT avatar." So let us now watch the DUmmies turn Gay in deep Bolshevik Pink which you ONLY THINK looks like red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, now confessing that in the privacy of his own home he dresses in men's underwear, is in the [brackets]:

Today we are ALL Gay

[I'm already on my way to Fire Island!]

in all the meanings the word actually has. In particular we stand shoulder to shoulder with ALL gays (even those who are closeted)

[Even with Tom Cruise?]

Today, (and until this bill dies) I'm GAY!! Then I go back to men.

[Amendment! That's Marriage Protection Amendment. However, I'm confused. If you are gay today then why would you go BACK to men when the "bill" dies? Isn't it the other way around?]

I've got an idea-- How about a campaign in which those who support gays' rights to marry agree that, whenever they're in public with one or more friends or relatives of the same sex, they'll hold hands!

[And skip! Don't forget about skipping down the street while holding hands.]

COOL! .... I've always felt that I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body because even if I was a woman, I just can't see no big ol' sweaty man on top of me!

[You had me fooled! All this time i thought you were a transvestite trapped in the body of a transexual.]

Be gay every day!

[In every little creative way!]

And, Once Again...TRANSGENDER Is Completely Forgotten About!!!

[So you are saying that this whole "Today we are ALL Gay" deal is a bigoted concept because it leaves out the transgendered?]

I have f*cking HAD IT with gay this gay that, gay this, gay that...ALWAYS THEY GET THEIR RIGHTS...AND WE GET SCREWED!! I'm just f*cking sick of it...I'm so goddamned mad I want to scream and hit things!!

[Just don't break my oh so precious porcelain set you brutal but ignored transgendered person.]

I Stand with gays... I feel for you, Even though I am straight and live in one of the most homophobic areas in the US. I hope Bush's Homophobe agenda falls on its own putrid face!

[You're straight? The lady doth protest too much, methinks.]

We're here, We're Queer, We've come to drink your beer!

[And Will has a lot of beer for you if you can tolerate his overlong Norma Desmond routine.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 666; dummies; gay; homosexualagenda; thisthreadisghey
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To: Charles Henrickson

I think that's the DUmmie known as Mattcom but I'm not really absolutely positive.

Looks as if I managed to miss Gay Day. Oh well, no great loss since I'd have had to have borrowed fiance's steel toe boots and they're way too big for me. Heck, I could fit both feet into one of his boots.

Hmmm, may be I could have invented a new dance sound. Instead of having cloggers I could have been a clumper cos that's the sound I would have made if I'd been walking around in his boots.

I couldn't have been gay that day anyway. It was too darned hot to wear a flannel shirt. Besides, I'd have had to borrow one of those from fiance too. I wouldn't have looked gay, I'd have looked like a homeless person in shirt and boots too big.

I'm glad I missed Gay Day.


161 posted on 06/07/2006 1:19:14 AM PDT by Sally'sConcerns
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To: doug from upland

LOL! Now I DARE you to post that song on TruthOut.


162 posted on 06/07/2006 2:14:54 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
I Stand with gays... I feel for you, Even though I am straight and live in one of the most homophobic areas in the US. I hope Bush's Homophobe agenda falls on its own putrid face!

" 'Stand With Gays'...go find 'Dances with Queers' and let's all go SHOPPING!!!"

163 posted on 06/07/2006 2:23:03 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Tijeras_Slim; MadIvan

Funny, you lost me at the scantily clad young women, unless they were trapped in the bodies of scantily clad young men.


164 posted on 06/07/2006 2:23:27 AM PDT by NYpeanut (gulping for air, I started crying and yelling at him, "Why did you lie to me?")
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To: PJ-Comix

Why are they called "GAY", when they are some of the saddest, most angry, "in your face", intolerant people you could ever meet?


165 posted on 06/07/2006 2:40:02 AM PDT by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: Slings and Arrows

166 posted on 06/07/2006 4:24:26 AM PDT by jslade (Liberalism ALWAYS accomplishes the exact opposite of it's stated intent!)
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To: stands2reason

Actually I'll admit it, it was my first choice - Dooderbutt's my dog's nickname. Weird, I know.


167 posted on 06/07/2006 5:06:26 AM PDT by Dooderbutt
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOLOLOLOL.

Oh, the things I see first thing in the morning.

Thank goodness I've learned not to be drinking anything when I read one of your masterpieces, Charles.


168 posted on 06/07/2006 6:25:51 AM PDT by confederacy of dunces (Workin' & lurkin')
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To: Charles Henrickson

You are fantastic!


169 posted on 06/07/2006 6:40:45 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: confederacy of dunces
Thank goodness I've learned not to be drinking anything when I read one of your masterpieces, Charles.

I've learned that too, after almost ruining several keyboards.

170 posted on 06/07/2006 8:24:54 AM PDT by darkangel82
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To: Tijeras_Slim

How about Hank Jr instead?


171 posted on 06/07/2006 10:16:56 AM PDT by rfreedom4u (Native Texan)
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To: PJ-Comix
PJ-Comix is Gay for the day.

Dude, your thread's not gay enough.

172 posted on 06/09/2006 5:36:28 PM PDT by I got the rope
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