To: defenderSD
--shorter but more current than "catching the boy-foot bear with teak of Chan"--
2 posted on
04/19/2006 1:35:27 PM PDT by
rellimpank
(Don't believe anything about firearms or explosives stated by the mass media---NRABenefactor)
To: defenderSD
Yikes! You should be indicted.
3 posted on
04/19/2006 1:35:31 PM PDT by
wideawake
To: defenderSD
You should be shot for posting that.
I'll send you the name and number for my joke writer. I suggest you fire yours.
4 posted on
04/19/2006 1:36:57 PM PDT by
Tenacious 1
(Not today.)
To: defenderSD
Two jokes I made up:
Where do zoo animals go to school?
At the hippo-campus.
Where does cantaloupe spend the summer?
At the John Cougar Melon Camp.
6 posted on
04/19/2006 1:39:42 PM PDT by
GSWarrior
To: defenderSD
Pure corn...but not as bad as these punch lines
That's the beer that made Milfamie walk us
Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that ate your new shoes ?
To: defenderSD
11 posted on
04/19/2006 9:15:21 PM PDT by
JRios1968
(E=mc3...the origin of "friends don't let friends derive drunk.")
To: defenderSD
"Pardon me Boyce, was that the cat who chewed your new shoes?"...
13 posted on
04/19/2006 9:31:40 PM PDT by
freedumb2003
(Don't call them "Illegal Aliens." Call them what they are: CRIMINAL INVADERS!)
To: defenderSD
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey". Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
17 posted on
04/20/2006 9:18:41 AM PDT by
Fintan
(Somebody has to post stupid & inane comments. May as well be me...)
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