Your Joke of the Day (4/19/06)

defenderSD | unknown | unknown joke writer

[rellimpank]

--shorter but more current than "catching the boy-foot bear with teak of Chan"--

[wideawake]

Yikes! You should be indicted.

[Tenacious 1]

You should be shot for posting that.

I'll send you the name and number for my joke writer. I suggest you fire yours.

[defenderSD]

lol...a judge in Orange County, CA told us that joke many years ago when we were kids on a trip to his family's cabin in the mountains. It's not really a joke, it's a play on words.

[GSWarrior]

Two jokes I made up:

Where do zoo animals go to school?
At the hippo-campus.

Where does cantaloupe spend the summer?
At the John Cougar Melon Camp.

[defenderSD]

I have much better jokes than that, but they're usually "off color" jokes that aren't really appropriate for a family website like FR. Here's another G-rated one-liner for you: "The B1 bomber was desinged to fly at tree-top level. Unfortunately trees are at tree-top level."

[defenderSD]

You know, now that I think about it...I was shot once in a paintball game for telling that joke...seriesly.

[defenderSD]

The second one is good...that's a good G-rated joke for kids.

[TheOracleAtLilac]

Pure corn...but not as bad as these punch lines

That's the beer that made Milfamie walk us
Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that ate your new shoes ?

[JRios1968]

Thank you, thank you...

[defenderSD]

LOL...hey I link your tag line too.

[freedumb2003]

"Pardon me Boyce, was that the cat who chewed your new shoes?"...

[freedumb2003]

You Got there first!
I didn't see yours ;)

[JRios1968]

It's also almost time to get a new one...

[defenderSD]

Old joke from circa 1988. I got a lot of laughs from this joke during the 90s:

Have you seen the new movie about Dan Quayle's Vietnam war experience? It's called "Full Dinner Jacket."

[Fintan]

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey".  Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."

 

[defenderSD]

As an Irish-American, I resemble that joke...lol.

[defenderSD]

New contemporary version of that joke:

A lady returns home from shopping and finds her two young sons sitting on the couch watching TV. The neighbor's cat is sitting on her desk next to her computer screen. On her computer screen there are results from a web search using the keywords "Chinese restaurants", including a listing for Chu's restaurant featuring their delicious Chicken Chow Mein dish. The lady looks at the cat, then looks at her young sons and says, "pardon me boys, it that the cat who Googled Chu's chow mein?"

[defenderSD]

In post #19, I found that joke on the web and the writer probably thought the lyrics to the song are "chatanooga choo choo train." But the actual lyrics are just "chatanooga choo choo," so a better punch line is:

"Pardon me boys, is that the cat who Googled "new shoes."