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DUmmie FUnnies 04-07-06 ("Lets not WAIT for Impeachment. Lets throw them out now.")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 7, 2006 | DUmmie benburch, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/07/2006 5:52:11 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Remember the dopey DUmmie plan to surround the White House or some such nonsense? It has been almost completely FORGOTTEN because it just fizzled out completely. One big reason is that it would have actually required the DUmmies to remove their carcasses from in front of their computer screens and actually DO something (which is why DUAC also flopped). Well, they haven't given up. DUmmie benburch, in his reliably nutcase way, has come up with another KOOKIE plan that requires the DUmmies to converge on Washington as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Lets not WAIT for Impeachment. Lets throw them out now." And in case you think the DUmmies are embarrassed by this thread that calls for the DUmmies to bypass the constitution via REVOLUTION, you would be WRONG since this dopey thread made their GREATEST page. So let us now watch the DUmmies try to convince us in Bolshevik Red that they can actually tear themselves away from their computer screen to bring about the downfall of the EVIL Bush Regime in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent predicting that even DUmmie benburch will be a No-Show, is in the [brackets]:

Lets not WAIT for Impeachment. Lets throw them out now.

[YAWN! ANOTHER call to action by DUmmie benburch that he WON'T be following up on.]

I think we should all get in our cars, get on trains, rent busses, go to DC, and exercise our rights to Petition the Government for Redress and peacefully occupy the entire city and keep anything from happening there until the whole Bush Administration resigns. The whole f*cking thing. Top to bottom.

[Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. The reality is that you won't get past the driveway in your tricycle before you feel the allure of the computer screen beckoning you to return to the basement again, DUmmie benburch.]

The worlds biggest flash mob.

[The flash mob just went POOF! And now to hear from the rest of the DUmmie Peanut Gallery chiming in on yet ANOTHER dopey benburch Alternate Reality plan.]

America Storms the White House to remove the corrupt regime. Any where else it would have happened already.

[It was already supposed to have happened a few weeks ago but completely FIZZLED OUT when the DUmmies realized there would be massive No-Shows.]

what the hell would they do? Nothing could stop a million people from going and doing wherever the hell they wanted to. It's a very scary thought.

[A million? You're gonna have to struggle to get a dozen (which won't include benburch) mental cases to show up.]

I am broke, but I would pull money out of savings... and take a bus. Nothing is more important than ridding this country of the lying, pre-emptive warring, nuke-mongering, murdering regime.

[Hit on benburch by telling him that he is just $10 away from sending a DUmmie to Washington, D.C. to attend the non-event that he will be avoiding as usual.]

LETS DO IT!

[Or at least promise to watch it on C-SPAN from your comfy sofa.]

This isn't even a protest. This is citizens using a constitutional right that is rarely used.

[Thus spaketh Constitutional Scholar, benburch, citing the imaginary section of the Constitution which allows a mob in the streets to force a President out of office.]

I don't think they'd be able to do much about it....... A million+ sincere and hopefully orderly citizens showing up to glare at them (peacefully) is not an insurrection. They would think long and hard about Kent State and Tianenmon Square before they used force against a peaceful gathering. I think they'd try to just wait us out. Four dead in O-HI-O wasn't very good publicity for 'em last time.

[And only four DUmmies showing up won't be very good publicity for you this time.]

Then let them shoot me first.

[...Typed DUmmie benburch bravely while washing down another slice of pizza with orange soda in the midst of valiantly manning his keyboard outpost before emitting another impotent BURP!]

My worry is that * would use something like this as a pretense to declare martial law.

[Your worry is that "*" wouldn't even notice the four DUmmies who make up the entirety of that "vast" mob.]

OR-everyone stay HOME for 2-3 weeks. No work, or purchases or trades of any kind. Go to your keyboards & stay resolute. Hands in pockets. This also would work and would perhaps only require 15-20 million irate Americans who have lost key liberties-jobs outsourced-relatives dying in illegal, immoral wars-our planet being destroyed-dollar collapsing in trillions of dollars of all time record debt. Social Security Fund is rumoured to be emptied--etc.etc.etc.

[Finally a proposal that the DUmmies can actually get behind. Just sit in front of their computer screens for a couple of weeks doing nothing. Something the DUmmies are well practiced at. DUAC! DUAC!]

If there was really a way to coordinate that - I'd be right at the rear!

[You'll be taking up the rear in your computer chair.]

Not a coup, a capitualtion. Make them resign, and then replace them Constitutionally.

[DUmmie benburch is under the illusion that one day Bush will look out his window, see a handful of ragged DUmmies in Lafayette Park, and then immediately resign along with his entire administration. So what drug have you been snorting lately, benburch?]

But don't we need the ANSWER Coalition to lead us ... so So the message of the march could be "sharpened" to be mainly about differently-abled Palestinian lesbians who are denied custody rights in the rain forests of East Timor?

[LOL! Very FUnnie you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Yep, A.N.S.W.E.R. is I.N.S.A.N.E.

[And DUmmie benburch is N.U.T.S.]

KICK THE MUTHERF*CKERS OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!! For those who can't go that far away, we should all do something locally this weekend!!!

[Like hitting the ctl-alt-delete button in protest?]

Surround it like we surrounded his Ranch. Make it impossible for him to live there. Make it impossible for the government to conduct business. No need to storm the White House! A million people in the streets will do the trick.

[So why don't YOU set an example, DUmmie benburch, and GO to Washington NOW? Or do you just plan to watch, as usual, on C-SPAN?]

No need for affirmative action. Just by being there we would make it impossible to move around even though we would take no action to prevent that.

[No affirmative action? Does this mean that the number of the Sanity Challenged can go no higher than 90% at this non-demonstration?]

And have a V for Vendetta moment on Halloween right before the election... and get all of our V masks, our Russ Feingold masks, etc. and storm the capitol just like the movie.

[Maybe you can have a V for Vieira moment since new NBC Today co-host, Meredith Vieira, likes to make common ground with you DUmmies by marching in leftist demonstrations. As to the Russ Feingold mask...Great idea! Crazy Nerd masks should be a big Halloween hit this year.]

Every Democratic member of Congress, and any Republican members ... actually serving their oath of office should be at the White House at 9am EDT, 7 April 2006, demanding the immediate resignation of Bush And Cheney. We then would begin the decades-long, arduous task of rebuilding the Republic and restoring America as a law abiding member of the community of Nations.

[As I type this, we are only a half hour away from that deadline. Can it be pulled off? Oh, the tension is killing me!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: anarchists; anarchy; antigovernmenttypes; benburch; bigbabies; bushhaters; callawaaambulance; dummies; flashmob; holdingmybreath; impeachment; overthrow; riotinthestreets; ruleoflaw; sedition; turnblue; unconstitutional; whatapantload
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To: .cnI redruM
Wonder Twin Powers Activate!

You owe me a new keyboard, I should learn not to read the DUmmies Funnies drinking anything.
61 posted on 04/07/2006 10:18:37 AM PDT by Talking_Mouse (Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just... Thomas Jefferson)
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To: PJ-Comix

Worth forwarding to opinionjournal.com. The country needs to see what pathetic idiots make up the Dummy base. As DISGUSTED as I am with Republicans I cant ever imagine associating myself with these idiots.


62 posted on 04/07/2006 10:25:38 AM PDT by LongsforReagan (Dick Cheney is the best elected official in this country. Period.)
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To: kevkrom; gate2wire
"Then let them shoot me first."

benburch has a very serious paranoia: he believes that the people in power actually care who he is and perceive him as a threat, and that his life in in danger from them. He's stated on more than one occasion that he expects to be killed for his Very Important Work with the White Rose Society.

Clinically speaking, such paranoid delusions arise out of a perception of impotence and powerlessness. The mind, rebelling at the unacceptable truth, retreats into a fantasy world where the poor patient is of the highest importance, a dangerous rebel against the established order. To maintain this fantasy, the sufferer invents a series of illusory enemies who are "out to get" him. The victim will often boast of the powerful nature of these enemies, in order to puff up his own importance and hopefully gain the admiration and approval of his fellows.

This is a tragic condition. There's nothing funny about it, and it's horribly insensitive to laugh at it. Poor benburch needs help; it's hard to imagine a worse situation for his mental health than the one he's in, where his delusions are reinforced and strengthened by equally-deluded peers. Making fun of benburch for his mental illness is like making fun of a cancer patient. He can't help it. He's sick.

63 posted on 04/07/2006 10:33:19 AM PDT by Politicalities (http://www.politicalities.com)
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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
dear FBI, The Democratic Underground are plotting to overthrow our government. Thought you might like to investigate.

Don't waste the FBI's time. The DUmmies aren't dangerous enough to be a threat. Their squawks, to paraphrase Heinlein, are like the squeals of kittens in a box.

64 posted on 04/07/2006 10:35:22 AM PDT by Politicalities (http://www.politicalities.com)
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To: PJ-Comix
OR-everyone stay HOME for 2-3 weeks. No work, or purchases or trades of any kind. Go to your keyboards & stay resolute. Hands in pockets. This also would work and would perhaps only require 15-20 million irate Americans who have lost key liberties-jobs outsourced-relatives dying in illegal, immoral wars-our planet being destroyed-dollar collapsing in trillions of dollars of all time record debt. Social Security Fund is rumoured to be emptied--etc.etc.etc.

Funny how every "big event" they plan there's always someone who proposes staying home in protest (as if they didn't do that already). They must not get out enough because they obviously don't realize they couldn't FIND that many people to participate in their "sit on your ass and do nothing" protest.

However, if the economy is so bad how could they even AFFORD to stay home for 2 or 3 weeks? Can you imagine the bump in the economy when they all bought mass quantities of munchies and other supplies? But can anyone of these morans actually name ONE just ONE citizen they know who's lost "key liberties"? I won't even bother with the "illegal war" nonsense because these DUmmies are still protesting Vietnam. After all wasn't it our own pet fister who in another recent thread was moaning about the draft being reinstituted any day now?

Cindie

65 posted on 04/07/2006 11:04:11 AM PDT by gardencatz (Luckily I never have to worry about being one of their 72 virgins)
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To: Politicalities
This is a tragic condition. There's nothing funny about it, and it's horribly insensitive to laugh at it.

Call me insensitve, then, I guess.

66 posted on 04/07/2006 11:36:06 AM PDT by kevkrom ("...no one has ever successfully waged a war against stupidity" - Orson Scott Card)
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To: Politicalities

The inmates run the asylum. They'll never get the help they need. Too big of a network of losers pulling them down.

Cindy Sheehan will never recover because she has allowed her mourning to be exploited by those who hate this country more than they love her or her son.


67 posted on 04/07/2006 11:57:26 AM PDT by weegee ("CBS NEWS? Is that show still on?" - freedomson)
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To: weegee
Cindy Sheehan will never recover because she has allowed her mourning to be exploited by those who hate this country more than they love her or her son.

I've said this before and I'm gonna keep saying it: I'm 90% sure that the driving force behind Cindy Sheehan, the one who writes her words, provides her funding, and plots her strategy, is Michael Moore. "Her" writings appear first on Moore's website, and "her" style is very similar to his (and so is her modus operandi: compare Crawford stakeout with Roger Smith stalking). Plus, have you heard from Moore lately? Is it at all conceivable that Moore could keep his big mouth shut for so long unless he were working on something behind the scenes?

Cindy Sheehan is Michael Moore. I'm almost certain of it. And I wish one of the media whores who follows her around like a puppy dog would ask her exactly what her involvement with Moore is.

68 posted on 04/07/2006 12:03:56 PM PDT by Politicalities (http://www.politicalities.com)
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To: jiggyboy
Quite frankly, I believe that we will soon see random, crazy, futile vandalism / protests that might be intended to be domestic terrorism, but not the "organized" stuff (ELF et al) that we've seen so far. It'll be racheted up to the kind of inexplicably complete detachment from reality that will result in somebody painting his body with slogans, picking up a torch, and running into an airplane propeller and think that he's starting The Revolution.

I agree, and this is perhaps probably the sort of thing already happening, although not on a scale great enough to provoke media coverage, even from the National Inquirer.

One speculates quite reasonably that there is at least one DUmmie every minute of every day, under the delusion that it's important, doing something really stupid, or even harmful.

By the way, does anyone know what ever happened to the DUmmie "MoPaul"?

69 posted on 04/07/2006 1:50:15 PM PDT by franksolich (the Head Warden "Skinner"'s alter ego)
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To: Politicalities
benburch has a very serious paranoia: he believes that the people in power actually care who he is and perceive him as a threat, and that his life in in danger from them. He's stated on more than one occasion that he expects to be killed for his Very Important Work with the White Rose Society.

Clinically speaking, such paranoid delusions arise out of a perception of impotence and powerlessness. The mind, rebelling at the unacceptable truth, retreats into a fantasy world where the poor patient is of the highest importance, a dangerous rebel against the established order. To maintain this fantasy, the sufferer invents a series of illusory enemies who are "out to get" him. The victim will often boast of the powerful nature of these enemies, in order to puff up his own importance and hopefully gain the admiration and approval of his fellows.

This is a tragic condition.....Poor benburch needs help; it's hard to imagine a worse situation for his mental health than the one he's in, where his delusions are reinforced and strengthened by equally-deluded peers.

You nailed it, lock-stock-and-barrel, right in the bulls's-eye. I've seen a lot of analyses of the DUmmie "benburch," and this says it all, all by itself.

In case you didn't know this, the DUmmie "benburch" has alleged far-and-wide on the internet that his late father was, uh, not a good man, which if true explains much of his anger and hate, and sense of powerlessness.

70 posted on 04/07/2006 1:57:45 PM PDT by franksolich (the Head Warden "Skinner"'s alter ego)
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To: franksolich

DUFU bump!


71 posted on 04/07/2006 1:58:18 PM PDT by The Right Stuff
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To: PJ-Comix
I just checked...looks like I got Zotted last night:

ERROR: Your posting privileges have been revoked. If you do not know why this has happened, please take a moment to read our Message Board Rules.

72 posted on 04/07/2006 3:02:30 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Meep Meep)
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To: PJ-Comix

"Go to your keyboards & stay resolute.

That would make a great tagline. I nominate this as the DUmmie Quote of the Week."

I second that nomination.


73 posted on 04/07/2006 3:21:04 PM PDT by the rightgirl
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To: CSM
"What an idiot! How do you rebuild a "Repbulic" by handing over soveriegnty to a community of nations."

They don't really MEAN Republic - I don't think they even understand what it means. This is a group totally unable to grasp they way our own government runs, much less how the world governing bodies are shaped.
74 posted on 04/07/2006 3:23:52 PM PDT by the rightgirl
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To: the rightgirl
I don't think they even understand what it means.

You got that right.

From many years of DUmmie watching, it is my observation that most DUmmies have no idea of what politics and government and civics are; whether this is due to our public educational system or the natural sloth of the DUmmies, I am not sure.

Despite that democraticunderground was first hoped to be an illuminating portrayal of Aristoltean discussion and debate among committed Democrats who DO know what politics and government and civics mean.....well, alas, it turned out to be something else entirely.

I seriously doubt 99% of the DUmmies are even 5% "politically savvy;" I seriously doubt 99% of them have ever trod the pavements for a political candidate.

In fact, it is my speculation the DUmmies are actually apolitical (although "politics" provides a more-reasonable excuse); they just want to whine and bitch and moan and carry on and complain and scam, like a bunch of little old ladies fluttering around in the agonies of haemerrhoids.

75 posted on 04/07/2006 3:50:37 PM PDT by franksolich (the Head Warden "Skinner"'s alter ego)
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To: PJ-Comix
...as a pretense to declare martial law.

Omigosh! They've learned how to spell "martial" law correctly (rather than "marshall" law)! Be still, my heart!

76 posted on 04/07/2006 4:04:32 PM PDT by Purrcival (George Allen 2008)
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To: Pippin

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #839.


77 posted on 04/07/2006 4:12:03 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ((Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: franksolich
"In fact, it is my speculation the DUmmies are actually apolitical (although "politics" provides a more-reasonable excuse); they just want to whine and bitch and moan and carry on and complain and scam, like a bunch of little old ladies fluttering around in the agonies of haemerrhoids."

Now THAT'S interesting! And possibly very true! I agree with all of your points on their lack of knowledge of the political process, the workings of government and civics in general. This one, though, I'm not sure about - but I'm going to think it over.

I think they are highly "political" in the sense that politics, in their view, is the way to feel important when they are not. They pretend they are sitting around chewing the revolutionary fat with Chomsky and enlightening him on the battle ahead. But maybe this delusion simply feeds what you brought out - the need to whine, complain bitch and moan. Maybe instead of being pseudo intelligent (which goes without saying) they are pseudo political.

Sometimes I feel like Billy crystal in the Princess Bride:

"Have fun stormin' the castle!"
78 posted on 04/07/2006 4:13:51 PM PDT by the rightgirl
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To: cripplecreek; PJ-Comix
I thought they were supposed to throw them out on the 1st. Wasn't that the day they were taking over the White House?

That was supposed to be just another "Next Day That Everything Changed"...and didn't. BTW, Air America Phoenix was supposed to rise from the ashes on 04/03, wasn't it? Whatever happened with that?

79 posted on 04/07/2006 4:15:02 PM PDT by Purrcival (George Allen 2008)
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To: Purrcival
That was supposed to be just another "Next Day That Everything Changed"...and didn't. By the way, Air America Phoenix was supposed to rise from the ashes on 04/03, wasn't it? Whatever happened with that?

You know, the DUmmies have so many of these disappointments it's no longer possible to keep track of them, they're so numerous.

80 posted on 04/07/2006 4:33:10 PM PDT by franksolich (everything changes every day)
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